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@loopback0 said:
I want cooking tips from Visual Studio.
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@HardwareGeek said:
that can't be right; it's still too short.
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@HardwareGeek said:
that can't be right; it's still too short.
It's always longer in .
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
that wasn't so hard
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
WTF who touched my stuff?!?
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@Gąska I don't speak Bangla
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
WTF who touched my stuff?!?
"thou seest the throng around thee and asketh who touched thee?"
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I'm further behind than @obeselymorbid in that thread, so this has probably been posted before.
Anyways, @Lorne-Kates said:It's like getting anally raped, when you're already gay.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in WTF Bites:
people make fun of me for fucking
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@Carnage said :
I am awestruck that it works at all. We need to rip it out and throw it away, because it's fucking horrible to work with and extend.
An evergreen quote that fits in almost any context
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Overheard in the office:
Can I borrow your wife later?
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
Overheard in the office:
Can I borrow your wife later?
:go_on.gif:
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Found on Wikipedia:
(Always extend the holding end).
Improper uses include banging
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@loopback0 said in:
a cheese grater on wheels saves $30K, it seems like a worthwhile compromise.
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@levicki said:
I can't remember where I put mine
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@Tsaukpaetra said :
I just banged out an Arduino controller
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@Atazhaia said:
They way to do it is to start slow, then go at a steady pace throughout. Go too fast and she will go even faster and then complain about you being "too slow". Instead, just keep it steady, being a bit behind her.
Seems like a good advice.
Then as you near the finish, start going full speed so you finish before her.
But no. Only thinking about yourself.
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@Polygeekery said:
social media people aren't total fucking wankers.
Do I detect a hint of sympathy there, or at least acceptance?
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@cvi said :
pissed and rampaged through a hospital
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@hungrier That's lawyers for you
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@Gąska said:
I know, it's hard
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@HardwareGeek grabbing the low hanging fruits?
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@HardwareGeek grabbing the low hanging fruits?
We stopped hanging the fruits decades ago.
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@JBert said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Polygeekery said:
social media people aren't total fucking wankers.
Do I detect a hint of sympathy there, or at least acceptance?
There's a small number of more urgent houses on the way. They're still on the list.
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@hungrier said:
I think it should jiggle
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@Tsaukpaetra Check the raw on that post
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@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra Check the raw on that post
Just because it's bait doesn't mean it can't be eaten!
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@Luhmann said:
It's supposed to be less static and more stimulating.
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@Luhmann said:
fun doesn't even make you dirty
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Luhmann said:
fun doesn't even make you dirty
..... but the funnest kinds of fun make you ever so dirty!
has @Luhmann never heard of mud puddles?!
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@Vixen said in Quotes Out of Context:
mud puddles
no mud around here ... this is arid country ... no rain ... no mud ... and we are way up high above sea level.
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@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
way up high above sea level
Congratulations on your escape from B*****m! Where did you escape to, and have you applied for asylum?
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
applied for asylum
strangely I didn't need to apply ... I was offered a nice padded room without costs.
Damn this communist healtcare!
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@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Vixen said in Quotes Out of Context:
mud puddles
no mud around here ... this is arid country ... no rain ... no mud ... and we are way up high above sea level.
...... I am deeply sorry for your loss.... :'(
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@Vixen
I think I'll be allright
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@TimeBandit
It's what you get for those 2 hours a year where the ground unfreezes.
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@TimeBandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said :
It's almost fucking
masturbation?
Close!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in It's a secret:
If it's just the slightest bit larger, it cums
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@Carnage said :
just porn on wheels.
The people were believable, the relationships seemed real and there was *no fucking
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
Somehow this ended up with a tortilla stuffed in a USB port.
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What the...
...oh, it's @Tsaukpaetra. Nothing out of the ordinary, then.
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@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Carnage said :
there was *no fucking
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@Gąska said:
Someone apparently disagrees you need to flush