Quotes Out of Context
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@Mingan said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Benjamin-Hall said:
tiny case that blows up hard
Are you trying to get on a watchlist?
they're on the internet. they're already on multiple watch lists!
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@Carnage is apparently familiar with the "not tonight" excuse:
dicks can still cause some headaches, but that's how it's supposed to work.
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@Tsaukpaetra said :
Who's baiting?
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Heard at work:
Can you please make your hole bigger?
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@Applied-Mediocrity said:
my artisan precision craft handjob
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@Mingan Classic thread I saw on another forum once:
: I'm dealing with some health problems. Here's my list of symptoms. I have a doctor's appointment in a few days, but does anyone know what this might be?
: Looks like menopause.
: I'm male and I'm 26 years old...
: I'm so sorry. It sucks to catch it at such a young age.
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@mott555 It is 2019 after all
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@ben_lubar is:
thinking it's a good idea to continue pounding
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@JBert said :
Just keep cranking it (as silently as possible)
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
@ben_lubar is:
thinking it's a good idea to continue pounding
Someone’s getting lucky.
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
Someone’s getting lucky.
@ben_lubar said:
I can exit vim before and they found it really sexy
My vim skill brings all $${preferred} to the yard.
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
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@Applied-Mediocrity It doesn't matter if that quote is in or out of context, it'll always be strange.
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@levicki said :
about to eat Mrs. Pacman
I know we are not supposed to kink shame but some of you guys are really pushing it
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
My vim skill
The only thing I know about vim is to press i to type stuff, then escape, then
:wq
. I has been sufficient.
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@Tsaukpaetra
And the next thing is scrambling for the backups?
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@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra
And the next thing is scrambling for the backups?What? No, if it was involved in anything important it would already have been in tiered storage being backed up. And before the pounding would be removed from service and replaced.
Thinking on it now, this probably doesn't work correctly for SEDs...
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
before the pounding
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Status: Listening this background-noise video when I heard him say:
https://youtu.be/qfOardiykPs?t=3734
@Benjamin-Hall says, "How did the fanny flambo smokin' hot pussy gang concept come to light?"
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@Vixen said:
/me is wearing a chastity belt
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@sockpuppet7 said:
I just tuck it in
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@levicki said:
what is the benefit of making things harder
?
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Actually not much different in context, @Tsaukpaetra said:
You wait until it's legal? Why?
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@acrow said :
Sorting my nuts.
[...]
I'm so glad that there's 2
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@Tsaukpaetra has switched to the dark side:
Fuck yeah! Gimme 18 Ds
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra has switched to the dark side:
Fuck yeah! Gimme 18 Ds
/me sits down for a while working out the anatomicalness of that statement
so..... you want a barbie doll? but even with her unhealthly and probably deadly proportions 18D is..... oooofh....
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@Vixen He could means the male anatomy too, where he just needs 18 men to help him out instead of one woman from Eiken.
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@Atazhaia said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Vixen He could means the male anatomy too, where he just needs 18 men to help him out instead of one woman from Eiken.
plausible.....
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I get a slight intuition that @Tsaukpaetra may possibly be doing this on purpose just to get featured in this topic, but hey, I could be mistaken.
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@Zerosquare However, @Tsaukpaetra refuses to repost my QooC baiting in this topic. And pretty much nobody else takes the bait...
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@Atazhaia said in Quotes Out of Context:
refuses
Tis not refusal, just casual overskim that missed the mark.
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@topspin said :
services to offer them that just happen to include what they actually want.
Fucking
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@hungrier I expected something like that, but did not see this coming.
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warm, oily and firm rods pressing hard against my skin
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@loopback0 Paging @Vixen
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@loopback0 I was just about to post that.
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@Mingan said in Quotes Out of Context:
@loopback0 Paging @Vixen
you have my curiosity. what'll you offer me for my attention?
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@loopback0 said in Quotes Out of Context:
warm, oily and firm rods pressing hard against my skin
I could really for that right about now...
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@Vixen said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Mingan said in Quotes Out of Context:
@loopback0 Paging @Vixen
you have my curiosity. what'll you offer me for my attention?
Presumably, firm rods pressing hard against your skin.
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The
lifestyle partyNSFW thread is .
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Vixen said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Mingan said in Quotes Out of Context:
@loopback0 Paging @Vixen
you have my curiosity. what'll you offer me for my attention?
Presumably, firm rods pressing hard against your skin.
That would do it, for sure.