The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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I don't know much about the science but fuck cats.
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Status: booted up grandma's phone to use it as a bouncer .
I really want to meet my Google Ass!
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@Tsaukpaetra And it even tells you to tap it to get started!
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Google ass (nsfw)
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Google ass (nsfw)
Looks like the Google car got lost.
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Google ass (nsfw)
According to the location it's a Florida Moon.
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Google ass (nsfw)
He seems.... um... overjoyed... to see the Google Car.
Fake-edit: Wait, no, that's just the standard american flab.
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Google ass (nsfw)
Looks like the Google car got lost.
No, it sprouted legs!
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@Tsaukpaetra That guy should be named and shamed.
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@Zecc Yes, not using more different colours for the cables is a truly heinous crime.
I'm not network engineer so I have no idea whether it really makes sense, but since when should reality prevent a (bad) joke?
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra That guy should be named and shamed.
I'm sure he will be in the lawsuit. because yeah that's sabotage and destruction of property.... which is kind of a big no no.
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@Tsaukpaetra I did that to my high school's main switch closet right before I graduated. (I didn't cut any real lines--just added a few to unused ports to make it look like I did.)
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@mott555 Why not just label 3 of the ports 1, 2 and 4? They'll spend days looking for port 3!
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Walmart is helping to get military spending under control:
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Walmart is helping to get military spending under control:
is that a tennis ball launcher built into one of those fischer price barbie mobiles?!
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHOOT THE BALL!
SHOOT THE BALL!
BALL!
BALL!
BALLBALLBALL!!
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Walmart is helping to get military spending
underout of control:SALE!!!
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@Polygeekery I guess it starts with the brilliant idea to abbreviate an already meaningless word with k8s.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Polygeekery I guess it starts with the brilliant idea to abbreviate an already meaningless word with k8s.
....... FUCK!
That's why it's k8s.
it's riffing in internationalization, or i18n.
WHY?!
just WHY?!
and why do you say you are better than docker? okay sure you compose containers better than docker, but have you met docker-compose by any chance?
that does the same thing as far as I can grok from your documentation and it's WAY easier to understand.
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Meh. That joke's been around for over a decade. I first heard it used to describe the "learning curve" for WPF as more of a learning cliff. Wouldn't surprise me if there are even older uses.
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@boomzilla ...there are people who don't like death metal?
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
...there are people who don't like death metal?
Even worse, some people like Country music
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla ...there are people who don't like death metal?
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla ...there are people who don't like death metal?
Six Words
Epic
Finnish
Death Metal
Christian
Polka@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Even worse, some people like Country music
It's been years since they told her about it
The darkness her body possessed
And the scars are still there in the mirror
Everyday that she gets herself dressed
Though the pain is miles and miles behind her
And the fear is now a docile beast
If you ask her why she is still running
She'll tell you it makes her complete Wait.... no that's more metal than country.
A farmer and a teacher, a hooker and a preacher
Ridin' on a midnight bus bound for Mexico
One's headed for vacation, one for higher education
And two of them were searchin' for lost souls
That driver never ever saw the stop sign
And eighteen wheelers can't stop on a dime That's better. :-D
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
...there are people who don't like death metal?
Even worse, some people like Country music
Meh. I find it's the least likely to end up insulting my intelligence. (Though that's changed a fair bit with the rise of hip-hop-influenced "bro country" in the last few years.)
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla ...there are people who don't like death metal?
I like many genres. But any kind of music at full blast? Fuck you.
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@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A farmer and a teacher, a hooker and a preacher
Ridin' on a midnight bus bound for Mexico
One's headed for vacation, one for higher education
And two of them were searchin' for lost souls
That driver never ever saw the stop sign
And eighteen wheelers can't stop on a dime That's better. :-D
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla ...there are people who don't like death metal?
I like many genres. But any kind of music at full blast? Fuck you.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But any kind of music at full blast? Fuck you.
I like my hearing intact thanks.
In fact I ALWAYS have two pairs of these on me, just in case I find myself in a situation where there are LOUD NOISES!
and yes, music counts as a loud noise. as to aircraft, fireworks, shotoing ranges, concerts, engines with mufflers purposefully defeated/removed, and annoying people.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
...there are people who don't like death metal?
Even worse, some people like Country music
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
...there are people who don't like death metal?
Even worse, some people like Country music
Which Country?
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
...there are people who don't like death metal?
Even worse, some people like Country music
Which Country?
Latvian "Country-Western" music is the absolute worst. Some languages just don't work well with certain tones/styles of music. Totally IMO, but I'm right, so
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla ...there are people who don't like death metal?
#metoo
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Latvian "Country-Western" music
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@Mason_Wheeler You know, like "Devil went down to Grobiņa"
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Latvian "Country-Western" music
As in "American-style Country-western music", but composed and performed in the Latvian language. It's a total abomination.
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler You know, like "Devil went down to Grobiņa"
I remember one time, the local country station had Yakov Smirnoff (the stand-up comic who originated the "In Soviet Russia" meme, among other things) as a guest on the morning show.
You play country and western music here? We have something very similar in my homeland, the country and eastern music. My favorite was Peter, Paul and Olga singing "If I Had A Hammer And A Sickle."
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Latvian "Country-Western" music
As in "American-style Country-western music", but composed and performed in the Latvian language. It's a total abomination.
I shudder to think of what that might sound like. But even worse might be the whole thing in Dutch.
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@Rhywden two words. French rap.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden two words. French rap.
I like some of it
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden two words. French rap.
I like some of it
But aren't you from France (or maybe B*****m, which is worse)?
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But aren't you from France (or maybe B*****m, which is worse)?
Hint:
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But aren't you from France (or maybe B*****m, which is worse)?
Hint:
Oh, that's even worse. As I told someone today, Canadians are just Americans who got so cold they're having delusions of being a separate country with separate culture and such.