WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else
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@Vixen said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@Mason_Wheeler said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@Vixen *backs away slowly*
if anyone tries to read my brain...... they'll have the same reaction.
Challenge accepted!
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@Vixen said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
If she wants to take you out she's going to do it with her bare hands, because you're worth the extra effort.
That's so romantic!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
Would still fuck.
Again: what wouldn't you?
Please don't answer.
Thanks
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@TimeBandit said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
Please don't answer.
Already did, I think. Y'all saw my f-list, ye?
@TimeBandit said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
Thanks
Your welcome!
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@levicki said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@Tsaukpaetra said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
Already did, I think. Y'all saw my f-list, ye?
I didn't. Question is, do I want to?
*unzips file* Only one way to find out!
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@levicki Probably something like this
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@Tsaukpaetra said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
*unzips file* Only one way to find out!
I can't tell whether you're uncompressing a file or if autocorrect changed that from "unzips fly".
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@Zecc said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@Tsaukpaetra said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
*unzips file* Only one way to find out!
I can't tell whether you're uncompressing a file or if autocorrect changed that from "unzips fly".
Yes.
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Seems this thread has put a literal emphasis on the Fuck part of Windows 10 with the recent talk of what some people would like to do with Cortana. I'm not really into robots/AIs, but a fully human version of her maybe... And I probably could join @Tsaukpaetra and @Vixen in the dirty minds section too.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@Vixen said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
If she wants to take you out she's going to do it with her bare hands, because you're worth the extra effort.
That's so romantic!
You guys are a match made in heaven.
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The Fucking AI Assistants thread is... well, threads are free so make one
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@levicki said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
Fuck Cortana.
Is that an instruction, or a request? Cause with the right peripherals you absolutely can do that. Cyberdildonics is a thing.
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@Vixen True.
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@Atazhaia said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
Seems this thread has put a literal emphasis on the Fuck part of Windows 10 with the recent talk of what some people would like to do with Cortana. I'm not really into robots/AIs, but a fully human version of her maybe... And I probably could join @Tsaukpaetra and @Vixen in the dirty minds section too.
Cortana is apparently voiced by someone named Jen Taylor:
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@Atazhaia said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
NSFW
NSFW thread is (in the lounge)
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@mott555 Would fuck.
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@PleegWat said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@Atazhaia said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
NSFW
NSFW thread is (in the lounge)
there's a lounge?
do y'all have a vending machine in there? I'm parched!
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@Vixen "The Lounge" is a restricted category on this forum that's only accessible to people who have been here long enough to gain a certain modicum of trust by the community. It's not accessible to search engines, and in there people share things, including personal details about their lives or their employers, with the understanding that it will not be repeated outside of The Lounge.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@Vixen "The Lounge" is a restricted category on this forum that's only accessible to people who have been here long enough to gain a certain modicum of trust by the community. It's not accessible to search engines, and in there people share things, including personal details about their lives or their employers, with the understanding that it will not be repeated outside of The Lounge.
oh. neat!
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@levicki said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
End result is the same -- patchlevel 678.
The less time spent with Windows Update, the better.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@Vixen "The Lounge" is a restricted category on this forum that's only accessible to people who have been here long enough to gain a certain modicum of trust by the community. It's not accessible to search engines, and in there people share things, including personal details about their lives or their employers, with the understanding that it will not be repeated outside of The Lounge.
Wait, I thought it was just for posting secret pictures of a former forum member with a rodent's rectum photoshopped over his face?
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@mott555 said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
Wait, I thought it was just for posting secret pictures of a former forum member with a rodent's rectum photoshopped over his face?
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@levicki said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@mott555 said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
Cortana is apparently voiced by someone named Jen Taylor
SOMEONE?!? You never heard of Jen Taylor?!? THE Jen Taylor who voiced
Zoey from Left 4 DeadGeneric Half Elf Enemy from Everquest 2?FTFY
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@levicki said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@mott555 said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
Cortana is apparently voiced by someone named Jen Taylor
SOMEONE?!? You never heard of Jen Taylor?!? THE Jen Taylor who voiced Zoey from Left 4 Dead?
What's "Left 4 Dead?"
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@boomzilla said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
What's "Left 4 Dead?"
I don't remember "Left 2 Dead" or "Left 3 Dead".
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@loopback0 said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@boomzilla said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
What's "Left 4 Dead?"
I don't remember "Left 2 Dead" or "Left 3 Dead".
He's on second.
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@boomzilla said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@loopback0 said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@boomzilla said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
What's "Left 4 Dead?"
I don't remember "Left 2 Dead" or "Left 3 Dead".
He's on second.
Naturally.
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@boomzilla said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@loopback0 said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@boomzilla said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
What's "Left 4 Dead?"
I don't remember "Left 2 Dead" or "Left 3 Dead".
He's on second.
Who?
Filed under: No wait, you’re right, it’s what
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@topspin said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@boomzilla said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@loopback0 said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@boomzilla said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
What's "Left 4 Dead?"
I don't remember "Left 2 Dead" or "Left 3 Dead".
He's on second.
Who?
Filed under: No wait, you’re right, it’s what
And then you shot twice?
Filed under: Obscure reference fun!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@Mason_Wheeler said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@Vixen said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@levicki said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
Cortana
Say what you will about her data stealing habits.... she's darned
cute.creepy.FTFY. That image is just viscerally scary. Like the face you'd expect to see as the hand is raising a bloodstained knife.
Would still fuck.
I had a girlfriend that I saw stab her father in the chest with a kitchen knife when I was a teen.
Best damn sex I ever had.
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@Carnage Which, the girl or the hole in the chest?
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@pie_flavor said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@Carnage Which, the girl or the hole in the chest?-
:why-not-both:
But in earnest, the girl.
The father took being stabbed in the chest a bit negatively, so I had to step in and calm him down before he ended up with more holes that hit something more vital than the lungs.
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Probably not a new WTF, but I just did a whole disk file search in Windows Explorer, which took several minutes, then switched to "details" view so I could view what folder each result was in, then clicked on the "folder" column to sort the results by folder... and it fucking lost all results and started the search again!
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@anonymous234 said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
Probably not a new WTF, but I just did a whole disk file search in Windows Explorer
No?
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@topspin said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@boomzilla said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@loopback0 said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@boomzilla said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
What's "Left 4 Dead?"
I don't remember "Left 2 Dead" or "Left 3 Dead".
He's on second.
Who?
Filed under: No wait, you’re right, it’s what
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@anonymous234 said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
Probably not a new WTF, but I just did a whole disk file search in Windows Explorer, which took several minutes, then switched to "details" view so I could view what folder each result was in, then clicked on the "folder" column to sort the results by folder... and it fucking lost all results and started the search again!
what? no
Get-ChildItem C:/ -Recurse -Filter "*Haystack*" | Select-String "Needle"
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@Vixen said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
what? no
Get-ChildItem C:/ -Recurse -Filter "*Haystack*" | Select-String "Needle"
?Fuck off with that dumb CLI interface, we're not in 1970 anymore. Microsoft designed a nice GUI, use it you dumb fuck
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@anonymous234 said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
Probably not a new WTF, but I just did a whole disk file search in Windows Explorer, which took several minutes, then switched to "details" view so I could view what folder each result was in, then clicked on the "folder" column to sort the results by folder... and it fucking lost all results and started the search again!
SSDS would never do that to you. But you'd probably get the results in random random.
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It's watching me!
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@Carnage said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
I had a girlfriend that I saw stab her father in the chest with a kitchen knife when I was a teen.
Best damn sex I ever had.Two separate incidents, or...?
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@levicki said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@Carnage I sincerely hope you are joking.
I'm talking about a real event in a joking manner, so yes, kind of?
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@levicki said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@Carnage said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
I'm talking about a real event in a joking manner, so yes, kind of?
I was hoping that the stabbing part wasn't real.
It was, unfortunately. I could go into detail in the lounge or pms if anyone is interrested...
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@Carnage said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
or pms if anyone is interrested
No, thanks
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@TimeBandit said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@Carnage said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
or pms if anyone is interrested
No, thanks
What?`You don't like interpretive blood smears as language?
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@anonymous234 said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
not a new WTF
No. It's been doing that since.... Vista?
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@Zecc said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@Carnage said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
I had a girlfriend that I saw stab her father in the chest with a kitchen knife when I was a teen.
Best damn sex I ever had.Two separate incidents, or...?
Yes, we need some clarification. Did he stab the father before or after he had sex with him?
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@El_Heffe said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
Did he stab the father before or after he had sex with him?
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file searching
Someone mentioned (maybe even in this topic!) Everything a few days ago. It works much better than Windows built in search.