The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@error
Hey, let him be wrong on the internet in peace...
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert hey, don't knock years-long early access. Subnautica did it, and it ended up being one of my favorite games of all time.
also, delaying a game (or a game update)'s release is infinitely preferred over releasing something you're not done developing
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Hey! That's not what it says!
Did you do the needful and correct them? It's the Internet after all...
Even worse! I linked the original source!
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert hey, don't knock years-long early access. Subnautica did it, and it ended up being one of my favorite games of all time.
also, delaying a game (or a game update)'s release is infinitely preferred over releasing something you're not done developing
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That's one of the reasons I really like Nintendo - they never let release dates get in the way of quality.
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Again from Wumo
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
xckd
You have to spell it right.
You should add 23 new commands to @error_bot, belittling the poster for their poor spelling.
Edit: except for cdkx, which should post the comic and also congratulate the poster on their CDO.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
xckd
You have to spell it right.
You should add 23 new commands to @error_bot, belittling the poster for their poor spelling.
"Spank! Spank!" ?
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert hey, don't knock years-long early access. Subnautica did it, and it ended up being one of my favorite games of all time.
Don't Starve was one of my favorites.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc As far as I can tell, Souls-like just means it's 3D and hard.
Counterpoint: Salt and Sanctuary
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert hey, don't knock years-long early access. Subnautica did it, and it ended up being one of my favorite games of all time.
Don't Starve was one of my favorites.
My wife recently discovered that game. She seems to really like it.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My wife recently discovered that game. She seems to really like it.
I eventually beat it, but I had to look a few things up along the way. (It's a roguelike so walkthroughs per-se don't and can't exist.)
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc As far as I can tell, Souls-like just means it's 3D and hard.
Counterpoint: Salt and Sanctuary
I can't tell if that's two games called "Salt" and "Sanctuary", one game called "Salt and Sanctuary", or one game called "Counterpoint: Salt and Sanctuary".
In retrospect Roguelite doesn't necessarily mean easy, it just means not very deep. Or perhaps: casual.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc As far as I can tell, Souls-like just means it's 3D and hard.
Counterpoint: Salt and Sanctuary
I can't tell if that's two games called "Salt" and "Sanctuary", one game called "Salt and Sanctuary", or one game called "Counterpoint: Salt and Sanctuary".
In retrospect Roguelite doesn't necessarily mean easy, it just means not very deep. Or perhaps: casual.
The second.
Salt and Sanctuary is a game that shows that a Soulslike doesn't have to be 3D (countering his point).
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Other gaming achievements I'm proud of:
- I've beaten The Legend of Zelda (NES) in a single life, both first and second quest.
- I beat Friday the 13th (NES) without anybody dying.
- I've ascended two characters on Nethack.
- I beat Rogue Legacy, and NG+.
- I 100%ed Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night.
- Finished the pacifist runs of multiple Deus Ex and Metal Gear games.
- I beat Graveyard Keeper.
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've ascended two characters on Nethack.
But have you gotten an Ultra Ending on ADOM?
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
ADOM
Never 'eard of her.
I'll look into it.
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@error Wow, really?
It's basically like Nethack taken up to 11, and then up to 111. The world of Ancardia is under attack by the forces of Chaos, and you've gone to seek out the source of the Chaos and put a stop to it. (Unless, of course, you choose to play Chaotic, in which case you can make it worse instead.)
The main quest is pretty straightforward: find the Caverns of Chaos, (yes, find; there's a world map and the CoC is located about halfway across it from the corner you start in,) obtain the Chaos Orbs, use them to reach the Chaos Gate at the bottom of the caverns, close the gate, and make it back out alive, roguelike-style. The twist is that Chaos isn't just a name for a bunch of monsters you fight; it's an insidious force that's constantly there, corrupting things... including you. It's treated essentially as Hollywood Radiation; if you get exposed to too much of it, you'll become corrupted and your body changes, causing effects both positive and negative. (For example: "poison begins to drip from your hands" is cool when you're fighting bad guys in melee and poisoning them with every hit; it's much less cool when you try to eat food or drink potions. Hope you have poison resistance, or some other way to deal with it, by this point...) Take too much corruption, and you devolve into a mindless Chaos beast, game over.
But if just closing the gate isn't enough challenge for you, you can find quests for powerful artifacts which will allow you to travel through the gate instead, challenging the ElDeR cHaOs GoD inside... and exactly what the results of that conflict will be depends on a number of factors.
There's a massive level of attention to detail that's gone into the game (it's been in continual development since the mid-90s!) and little surprises lurk all over. I'd highly recommend it if you enjoyed NetHack.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert hey, don't knock years-long early access. Subnautica did it, and it ended up being one of my favorite games of all time.
also, delaying a game (or a game update)'s release is infinitely preferred over releasing something you're not done developing
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That's one of the reasons I really like Nintendo - they never let release dates get in the way of quality.pokemon sword and shield removing 60% of the roster with the claimed reason being "our model importer didn't work right" would like a word with you
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc As far as I can tell, Souls-like just means it's 3D and hard.
Counterpoint: Salt and Sanctuary
souls-like basically means a metroidvania game that's got the kind of deep story the game's too busy killing you to bring up that is in all the games I love and I really wish there was a shorter name for
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert hey, don't knock years-long early access. Subnautica did it, and it ended up being one of my favorite games of all time.
Don't Starve was one of my favorites.
My wife recently discovered that game. She seems to really like it.
I played Don't Starve Together with @Kuro and I died and just haunted the vegetables and refused to respawn
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@ben_lubar
Ah, but that’s not Nintendo, that’s GameFreak. Where the annual cash grab matters.
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@_P_ said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
dark souls of XXX
You have my attention.
It's called sounding from
what I've heardyou've told us.
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@boomzilla Florida is on fire?!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
E.
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/438422061753434112/617554362868432920/g3qye0940gj31.png
The evil ideas thread is
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@Tsaukpaetra I can't be bothered, but rearrange those defines a little and you could make that a pretty program too!
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
E.
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/438422061753434112/617554362868432920/g3qye0940gj31.png
The evil ideas thread is
For some reason I don't understand, I'm reminded of this comic which I have for some reason I don't understand:
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't see the words "Ante Meridiem" anywhere, and why are they writing 1030 Kilohertz with a colon?!
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't see the words "Ante Meridiem" anywhere, and why are they writing 1030 Kilohertz with a colon?!
Is it also configurable for things like DDMMYY order for dates, 24-hour time of day, and other languages for the month and weekday?
Also, at 4:30, does it diaplay "Time for Wapner"?
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https://twitter.com/AliciaMarieBODY/status/1167504061018431488
Artex, Noooo!!!!!
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@Tsaukpaetra From the replies:
https://twitter.com/patricialoupee/status/1167864050878840832
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@dcon There are some IOCCC entries like that
#define _ F-->00||-F-OO--; int F=00,OO=00;main(){F_OO();printf("%1.3f\n",4.*-F/OO/OO);}F_OO() { _-_-_-_ _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ _-_-_-_ }
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@da-Doctah What does this have to do with Playstation emulation?
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@Cursorkeys said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm sure I'm missing something, but that isn't funny. That is unprofessional.
I'm gonna be professional when you pay me professional.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
xckd
You have to spell it right.
You should add 23 new commands to @error_bot, belittling the poster for their poor spelling.
Edit: except for cdkx, which should post the comic and also congratulate the poster on their CDO.
And some horseshit pun for cdck.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert hey, don't knock years-long early access. Subnautica did it, and it ended up being one of my favorite games of all time.
Don't Starve was one of my favorites.
My wife recently discovered that game. She seems to really like it.
Was she anorexic before?
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