The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Wife: I lost another pound.
Me: *concerned* Where was it the last time you saw it?
Wife: *pats hip* Around here, I think.
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@AgentDenton said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall I recently had a client who would cut me off mid-sentence and carry on with incorrect inferences and starts talking about how incorrect my logic / approach is. Then she would ask a number of questions, and for each of those this whole process is repeated.
Ironically, if she would just let me finish my statements, then it would make her understand the big picture, and also cater for the next 5 questions she would've had
But if she let you finish your statements, she'd be condoning your mansplaining.
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@Tsaukpaetra Why am I actually laughing at this?!
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My dad does this a lot.
my dad: [asks a question and refuses to continue until I tell him I won't answer it until he continues]
character in the video game he is playing: [asks exactly the same question]
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@Tsaukpaetra this is what they call "emergent gameplay"
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@boomzilla I see someone has been very German today!
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@Rhywden uh huh.
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@Tsaukpaetra Interesting, whoever downvotes these must still be asleep.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra Interesting, whoever downvotes these must still be asleep.
Careful there, someone might accuse you of profiling!
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@heterodox said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I thought it was something you'd order at Starbucks.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@heterodox said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I thought it was something you'd order at Starbucks.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@heterodox said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I thought it was something you'd order at Starbucks.
I thought Ariana Grande was one of the Canary Islands
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@heterodox said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I thought it was something you'd order at Starbucks.
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Sound required.
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e: Fuck you, NodeBB. paging @barisu cos
https://twitter.com/_del_valle_/status/1164462239044083712?s=20
doesn't linkify
https://twitter.com/_del_valle_/status/1164462239044083712?s=20
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Does it work like this?
Yes it does, wtf?
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@pie_flavor The nonsense text appears to be quite old in Internet years:
That's 2013, folks.
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@pie_flavor ERR: SEGFAULT IN MODULE "LANGUAGE_PARSER.SYS" Abort, retry, fail, more coffee?
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor ERR: SEGFAULT IN MODULE "LANGUAGE_PARSER.SYS" Abort, retry, fail, more coffee?
More coffee is always the answer. (walks to kitchen for a refill)
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra Interesting, whoever downvotes these must still be asleep.
Ha! Called it!
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@pie_flavor
C1001: internal parser error.
E: damn, I’m late.
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@error ed 11 days ago: https://what.thedailywtf.com/post/1553077
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@heterodox Meh, I can't be expected to RTFT.
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@boomzilla
Something small with long hair?
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tfw you're on your way to raid Gastown and earn your place in Valhalla and you get pulled over by the pigs
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I'm sure I'm missing something, but that isn't funny. That is unprofessional. Not so much about burning bridges but just being a decent human being.
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@Cursorkeys said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm sure I'm missing something, but that isn't funny. That is unprofessional. Not so much about burning bridges but just being a decent human being.
I think it was supposed to be an opener for this:
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@heterodox said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error ed 11 days ago: https://what.thedailywtf.com/post/1553077
To be fair it's a repost that's actually older than Shakespeare
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When Pluto farted ...
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@blek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Page no longer exists...
Not missing much, just a picture of a chat screen where someone said they were quitting immediately so their employer can fuck themselves. Or something.