Classic Programmer Paintings
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Nobody seems to have posted this sequence yet?
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This isn't what I asked for!
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@Zecc Alternate title: "Flashy frontend to distract from the grungy backend"
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https://www.jackson-pollock.org/images/paintings/number-8.jpg
npm, Jackson Pollock
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@kazitor
I always mix up npm and dependency (both by Pollock)
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@kazitor It seems it gets featured more often, here's a version from Piero Manzoni about npm:
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If we start allowing modern art:
Rust by Bruce Murphy
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@Luhmann To illustrate Rust one would need to post a painting which was not finished because the artist did not live long enough.
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@Zecc
what? it's just literally modern art made with rust ...
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@Zecc said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
@Luhmann To illustrate Rust one would need to post a painting which was not finished because the artist did not live long enough.
“Rust”, by Leonardo da Vinci.
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@Zecc said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
To illustrate Rust one would need to post a painting
which was not finished because the artist did not live long enoughwhose artist would keep repeating his painting is better than all of the non-Rust paintings of the same thing.
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Senior Management consider consultants' recommended architecture —Bougureau (1902)
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Extreme Painting!
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@boomzilla Oh, I thought it was titled "Micromanagement".
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Accepting the End-User License Agreement, by Michael Pacher
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Hello World!
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Legacy Code
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Windows 2000 User Calls For Tech Support
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Driver Developer Tests New DMA Transfer Code
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Compiler Design
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CI System Compiles C++ Code With A Missing Semicolon
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Junior Dev's BugFix (pushed directly to production, naturally)
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
@boomzilla said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
Extreme Painting!
Pair Programming.
“Reverse-engineering” (it kind of gives the impression she’s looking into a mirror and he’s painting over the reflection).
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Undefined Behaviour —John William Waterhouse (1896)
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"The ease of finding documents on Confluence"
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bottom-left.
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Regular expressions
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"Sprint retrospective"
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Move fast and break things, by A. Provost.
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Client’s description of the requirements:
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wix.com—Andy Warhol (1962)
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The programer self-reviews his code:
The pair reminds him of his failings:
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svn blame
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Before the users
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SQL queries, as written by web developers:
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Users by John Singer Sargent.
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@topspin fetish thread is ?..
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Database administrator finally adds foreign key constraint at request of developer, 1481, Pietro Perugino
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@Tsaukpaetra To each their own.
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@topspin said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
@Tsaukpaetra To each their own.
Filed under: I'd still eat it
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https://i.imgur.com/o9tuSN7.jpg
The developer (as described in the job listing)
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A history of git adoption
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