The Official Status Thread


  • BINNED

    @topspin said in The Official Status Thread:

    apparently finished

    On second look, no.

    Gave this lovely little stack trace

    log4j:ERROR Failed to flush writer,
    java.io.IOException: Disk quota exceeded
            at java.base/java.io.FileOutputStream.writeBytes(Native Method)
            at java.base/java.io.FileOutputStream.write(Unknown Source)
            at java.base/sun.nio.cs.StreamEncoder.writeBytes(Unknown Source)
            at java.base/sun.nio.cs.StreamEncoder.implFlushBuffer(Unknown Source)
            at java.base/sun.nio.cs.StreamEncoder.implFlush(Unknown Source)
            at java.base/sun.nio.cs.StreamEncoder.flush(Unknown Source)
            at java.base/java.io.OutputStreamWriter.flush(Unknown Source)
            at org.apache.log4j.helpers.QuietWriter.flush(QuietWriter.java:59)
            at org.apache.log4j.WriterAppender.subAppend(WriterAppender.java:324)
            at org.apache.log4j.RollingFileAppender.subAppend(RollingFileAppender.java:276)
            at org.apache.log4j.WriterAppender.append(WriterAppender.java:162)
            at org.apache.log4j.AppenderSkeleton.doAppend(AppenderSkeleton.java:251)
            at org.apache.log4j.helpers.AppenderAttachableImpl.appendLoopOnAppenders(AppenderAttachableImpl.java:66)
            at org.apache.log4j.Category.callAppenders(Category.java:206)
            at org.apache.log4j.Category.forcedLog(Category.java:391)
            at org.apache.log4j.Category.info(Category.java:666)
            at com.intellij.openapi.diagnostic.Log4jBasedLogger.info(Log4jBasedLogger.java:71)
            at com.intellij.openapi.vfs.newvfs.persistent.FSRecords.findOrCreateContentRecord(FSRecords.java:1594)
            at com.intellij.openapi.vfs.newvfs.persistent.FSRecords.access$3600(FSRecords.java:47)
            at com.intellij.openapi.vfs.newvfs.persistent.FSRecords$ContentOutputStream.lambda$writeBytes$0(FSRecords.java:1532)
            at com.intellij.openapi.vfs.newvfs.persistent.FSRecords.writeAndHandleErrors(FSRecords.java:962)
            at com.intellij.openapi.vfs.newvfs.persistent.FSRecords.access$300(FSRecords.java:47)
            at com.intellij.openapi.vfs.newvfs.persistent.FSRecords$ContentOutputStream.writeBytes(FSRecords.java:1525)
            at com.intellij.openapi.vfs.newvfs.persistent.FSRecords$ContentOutputStream.access$3200(FSRecords.java:1506)
            at com.intellij.openapi.vfs.newvfs.persistent.FSRecords.writeContent(FSRecords.java:1471)
            at com.intellij.openapi.vfs.newvfs.persistent.PersistentFSImpl.writeContent(PersistentFSImpl.java:246)
            at com.intellij.openapi.vfs.newvfs.persistent.PersistentFSImpl.contentsToByteArray(PersistentFSImpl.java:524)
            at com.intellij.openapi.vfs.newvfs.impl.VirtualFileImpl.contentsToByteArray(VirtualFileImpl.java:139)
            at com.intellij.ide.caches.FileContent.getBytes(FileContent.java:44)
            at com.intellij.openapi.project.FileContentQueue.lambda$doLoadContent$1(FileContentQueue.java:140)
            at com.intellij.openapi.project.ProjectLocator.computeWithPreferredProject(ProjectLocator.java:63)
            at com.intellij.openapi.project.FileContentQueue.doLoadContent(FileContentQueue.java:140)
            at com.intellij.openapi.project.FileContentQueue.loadNextContent(FileContentQueue.java:116)
            at com.intellij.openapi.project.FileContentQueue.doTake(FileContentQueue.java:216)
            at com.intellij.openapi.project.FileContentQueue.take(FileContentQueue.java:164)
            at com.intellij.openapi.project.CacheUpdateRunner$MyRunnable.run(CacheUpdateRunner.java:203)
            at com.intellij.openapi.application.impl.ApplicationImpl$1.run(ApplicationImpl.java:311)
            at java.base/java.util.concurrent.Executors$RunnableAdapter.call(Unknown Source)
            at java.base/java.util.concurrent.FutureTask.run(Unknown Source)
            at java.base/java.util.concurrent.ThreadPoolExecutor.runWorker(Unknown Source)
            at java.base/java.util.concurrent.ThreadPoolExecutor$Worker.run(Unknown Source)
            at java.base/java.lang.Thread.run(Unknown Source)
    log4j:ERROR Could not close org.apache.log4j.helpers.CountingQuietWriter@42b1fd11
    java.io.IOException: Disk quota exceeded
            at java.base/java.io.FileDescriptor.close0(Native Method)
            at java.base/java.io.FileDescriptor.close(Unknown Source)
            at java.base/java.io.FileOutputStream$1.close(Unknown Source)
            at java.base/java.io.FileDescriptor.closeAll(Unknown Source)
            at java.base/java.io.FileOutputStream.close(Unknown Source)
            at java.base/sun.nio.cs.StreamEncoder.implClose(Unknown Source)
            at java.base/sun.nio.cs.StreamEncoder.close(Unknown Source)
            at java.base/java.io.OutputStreamWriter.close(Unknown Source)
            at java.base/java.io.FilterWriter.close(Unknown Source)
            at org.apache.log4j.FileAppender.closeFile(FileAppender.java:185)
            at org.apache.log4j.RollingFileAppender.rollOver(RollingFileAppender.java:162)
            at org.apache.log4j.RollingFileAppender.subAppend(RollingFileAppender.java:280)
            at org.apache.log4j.WriterAppender.append(WriterAppender.java:162)
            at org.apache.log4j.AppenderSkeleton.doAppend(AppenderSkeleton.java:251)
            at org.apache.log4j.helpers.AppenderAttachableImpl.appendLoopOnAppenders(AppenderAttachableImpl.java:66)
            at org.apache.log4j.Category.callAppenders(Category.java:206)
            at org.apache.log4j.Category.forcedLog(Category.java:391)
            at org.apache.log4j.Category.error(Category.java:322)
            at com.intellij.idea.IdeaLogger.error(IdeaLogger.java:129)
            at com.intellij.openapi.diagnostic.Logger.error(Logger.java:170)
            at com.intellij.util.io.ReadWriteDirectBufferWrapper$FileContext.dispose(ReadWriteDirectBufferWrapper.java:90)
            at com.intellij.openapi.util.Disposer$1.execute(Disposer.java:48)
            at com.intellij.openapi.util.Disposer$1.execute(Disposer.java:44)
            at com.intellij.openapi.util.objectTree.ObjectTree.executeActionWithRecursiveGuard(ObjectTree.java:214)
            at com.intellij.openapi.util.objectTree.ObjectTree.executeUnregistered(ObjectTree.java:227)
            at com.intellij.openapi.util.objectTree.ObjectTree.executeAll(ObjectTree.java:153)
            at com.intellij.openapi.util.Disposer.dispose(Disposer.java:129)
            at com.intellij.openapi.util.Disposer.dispose(Disposer.java:125)
            at com.intellij.util.io.ReadWriteDirectBufferWrapper.flush(ReadWriteDirectBufferWrapper.java:126)
            at com.intellij.util.io.DirectBufferWrapper.unmap(DirectBufferWrapper.java:58)
            at com.intellij.util.io.ReadWriteDirectBufferWrapper.unmap(ReadWriteDirectBufferWrapper.java:31)
            at com.intellij.util.io.ByteBufferWrapper.dispose(ByteBufferWrapper.java:54)
            at com.intellij.util.io.PagedFileStorage$StorageLock.disposeRemovedSegments(PagedFileStorage.java:607)
            at com.intellij.util.io.PagedFileStorage$StorageLock.invalidateBuffer(PagedFileStorage.java:777)
            at com.intellij.util.io.PagedFileStorage.resize(PagedFileStorage.java:337)
            at com.intellij.util.io.ResizeableMappedFile.expand(ResizeableMappedFile.java:106)
            at com.intellij.util.io.ResizeableMappedFile.ensureSize(ResizeableMappedFile.java:75)
            at com.intellij.util.io.ResizeableMappedFile.put(ResizeableMappedFile.java:255)
            at com.intellij.util.io.AppendableStorageBackedByResizableMappedFile.flushKeyStoreBuffer(AppendableStorageBackedByResizableMappedFile.java:46)
            at com.intellij.util.io.AppendableStorageBackedByResizableMappedFile.append(AppendableStorageBackedByResizableMappedFile.java:177)
            at com.intellij.util.io.PersistentEnumeratorBase.doWriteData(PersistentEnumeratorBase.java:429)
            at com.intellij.openapi.vfs.newvfs.persistent.ContentHashesUtil$HashEnumerator.doWriteData(ContentHashesUtil.java:67)
            at com.intellij.openapi.vfs.newvfs.persistent.ContentHashesUtil$HashEnumerator.doWriteData(ContentHashesUtil.java:60)
            at com.intellij.util.io.PersistentEnumeratorBase.writeData(PersistentEnumeratorBase.java:413)
            at com.intellij.util.io.PersistentBTreeEnumerator.enumerateImpl(PersistentBTreeEnumerator.java:434)
            at com.intellij.util.io.PersistentEnumeratorBase.doEnumerate(PersistentEnumeratorBase.java:290)
            at com.intellij.util.io.PersistentEnumeratorBase.enumerate(PersistentEnumeratorBase.java:313)
            at com.intellij.openapi.vfs.newvfs.persistent.FSRecords.findOrCreateContentRecord(FSRecords.java:1598)
            at com.intellij.openapi.vfs.newvfs.persistent.FSRecords.access$3600(FSRecords.java:47)
            at com.intellij.openapi.vfs.newvfs.persistent.FSRecords$ContentOutputStream.lambda$writeBytes$0(FSRecords.java:1532)
            at com.intellij.openapi.vfs.newvfs.persistent.FSRecords.writeAndHandleErrors(FSRecords.java:962)
            at com.intellij.openapi.vfs.newvfs.persistent.FSRecords.access$300(FSRecords.java:47)
            at com.intellij.openapi.vfs.newvfs.persistent.FSRecords$ContentOutputStream.writeBytes(FSRecords.java:1525)
            at com.intellij.openapi.vfs.newvfs.persistent.FSRecords$ContentOutputStream.access$3200(FSRecords.java:1506)
            at com.intellij.openapi.vfs.newvfs.persistent.FSRecords.writeContent(FSRecords.java:1471)
            at com.intellij.openapi.vfs.newvfs.persistent.PersistentFSImpl.writeContent(PersistentFSImpl.java:246)
            at com.intellij.openapi.vfs.newvfs.persistent.PersistentFSImpl.contentsToByteArray(PersistentFSImpl.java:524)
            at com.intellij.openapi.vfs.newvfs.impl.VirtualFileImpl.contentsToByteArray(VirtualFileImpl.java:139)
            at com.intellij.ide.caches.FileContent.getBytes(FileContent.java:44)
            at com.intellij.openapi.project.FileContentQueue.lambda$doLoadContent$1(FileContentQueue.java:140)
            at com.intellij.openapi.project.ProjectLocator.computeWithPreferredProject(ProjectLocator.java:63)
            at com.intellij.openapi.project.FileContentQueue.doLoadContent(FileContentQueue.java:140)
            at com.intellij.openapi.project.FileContentQueue.loadNextContent(FileContentQueue.java:116)
            at com.intellij.openapi.project.FileContentQueue.doTake(FileContentQueue.java:216)
            at com.intellij.openapi.project.FileContentQueue.take(FileContentQueue.java:164)
            at com.intellij.openapi.project.CacheUpdateRunner$MyRunnable.run(CacheUpdateRunner.java:203)
            at com.intellij.openapi.application.impl.ApplicationImpl$1.run(ApplicationImpl.java:311)
            at java.base/java.util.concurrent.Executors$RunnableAdapter.call(Unknown Source)
            at java.base/java.util.concurrent.FutureTask.run(Unknown Source)
            at java.base/java.util.concurrent.ThreadPoolExecutor.runWorker(Unknown Source)
            at java.base/java.util.concurrent.ThreadPoolExecutor$Worker.run(Unknown Source)
            at java.base/java.lang.Thread.run(Unknown Source)
    

  • Considered Harmful

    @topspin In their coding style guide "a method should not be longer than {1} lines" must have lost something in translation 🍹


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @Applied-Mediocrity I'd like “a call stack must be no deeper than N items” where N is rather smaller than that…


  • Considered Harmful

    @topspin I don't think that's where indexes go. A bunch of other random shit does, though. Note that you'll need to re-symlink every update because the folder name changes. Note also that folder names with older versions can be safely deleted, and will free up equivalent amounts of space.


  • BINNED

    @pie_flavor said in The Official Status Thread:

    @topspin I don't think that's where indexes go.

    Some of the files are named like that. :mlp_shrug:

    $ du -hd0 .PyCharmCE2019.1/system/index/
    1.4G    .PyCharmCE2019.1/system/index/
    

    A bunch of other random shit does, though.

    That's pretty much my feelings about it.

    Note that you'll need to re-symlink every update because the folder name changes. Note also that folder names with older versions can be safely deleted, and will free up equivalent amounts of space.

    Obviously. (Because storing stuff in a folder ~/.PyCharm instead with versioned subfolders below it would make sense)


  • Notification Spam Recipient

    @Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:

    One pussy seems enamored with my underwear.

    Status: fucking weirdo!IMG_20190710_033552.jpg



  • @Tsaukpaetra: I'm not sure which one of you two you are referring to 🤔


  • BINNED

    @Zerosquare
    we really need a :why_not_both: emoji


  • Notification Spam Recipient

    STATUS 🍹

    Is there a lounge status thread? 😺


  • Considered Harmful

    @DogsB Generally you make your own.


  • Notification Spam Recipient

    @pie_flavor It's funny but not that funny! 🙂


  • Banned

    @DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:

    STATUS 🍹

    Is there a lounge status thread? 😺

    There is now.



  • @DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:

    It's funny but not that funny! 🙂

    Don't worry, we'll derail the thread anyway 🍹


  • 🚽 Regular

    Status: Lies detected:

    73bea816-6763-409e-bbeb-f8f84ad04570-image.png


  • BINNED

    Status: just got a new low to mid range laptop (not for me) and started setting it up by resetting Windows 10.
    First thing I notice: “your pc will be restarted several times”
    How the fuck can they not make a setup procedure that does things all in one go instead of restarting several times in between?!
    Second thing: to set up an account, it asks me for 3 “security” questions. Seriously?! Like, seriously?! :wtf:



  • @topspin said in The Official Status Thread:

    How the fuck can they not make a setup procedure that does things all in one go instead of restarting several times in between?!

    That's been the Microsoft way since Windows 95 🤷♂


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @topspin said in The Official Status Thread:

    to set up an account, it asks me for 3 “security” questions. Seriously?! Like, seriously?!

    I believe you can skip that crap if you can find the magic unobvious “link” that says you don't want to have a Microsoft Account. That also stops it from pulling lots of stuff from the Windows Store, so that's a win there too…


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @topspin said in The Official Status Thread:

    First thing I notice: “your pc will be restarted several times”
    How the fuck can they not make a setup procedure that does things all in one go instead of restarting several times in between?!

    It bothers me less that it's more than once than it does that they can't specify the amount of times it needs to restart.

    @topspin said in The Official Status Thread:

    Second thing: to set up an account, it asks me for 3 “security” questions. Seriously?! Like, seriously?!

    Not for a local account.


  • BINNED

    @dkf said in The Official Status Thread:

    @topspin said in The Official Status Thread:

    to set up an account, it asks me for 3 “security” questions. Seriously?! Like, seriously?!

    I believe you can skip that crap if you can find the magic unobvious “link” that says you don't want to have a Microsoft Account. That also stops it from pulling lots of stuff from the Windows Store, so that's a win there too…

    @loopback0 said:

    Not for a local account.

    I didn’t put in any kind of Microsoft account or something like that. In fact, I didn’t even let it connect to the WiFi before it was set up.



  • Win10 forced me to fill out three security questions while setting up a new domain-joined system a couple of weeks ago. :facepalm: I think I just mashed on the keyboard for those textboxes.


  • BINNED

    @mott555 I wonder which variant of time travel laws exist in our universe, and if we can fix it retro-actively by shooting whoever invented security questions.



  • @topspin I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but I always have exactly one of two problems with security questions which makes them worse than useless for me. Either

    1. The questions are so basic that anyone who even slightly knows me will know the answers or could probably look them up in public records,

    or

    1. The pre-approved set of security questions are all unanswerable for me because they don't apply to my life (e.g. honeymoon destination or favorite sports star or brother's middle name etc), in which case I have to make up an answer and I'll never be able to remember if I actually need it.

  • BINNED

    Status: @Tsaukpaetra is doing the New-York-Minute thing again.



  • Status: waiting for a response like...F5....F5....F5....WHY YOU NO RESPOND 💢


  • Notification Spam Recipient

    @Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:

    Doesn't actually help me in the end, as now I need to sketch a function to take a byte array (raw file data) and shove it through a JSON parser (that's not available in Blueprints, natch) to get me an object filled out with stuff. Sigh.

    Okay done. Next discovery: UE4's lackluster support for TMap object continues unabated. It simply flat-out refuses to de/serialize them.

    Oh well, time to make it an array instead and move to a holding key-value-pair object for more effort...


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @topspin said in The Official Status Thread:

    @dkf said in The Official Status Thread:

    @topspin said in The Official Status Thread:

    to set up an account, it asks me for 3 “security” questions. Seriously?! Like, seriously?!

    I believe you can skip that crap if you can find the magic unobvious “link” that says you don't want to have a Microsoft Account. That also stops it from pulling lots of stuff from the Windows Store, so that's a win there too…

    @loopback0 said:

    Not for a local account.

    I didn’t put in any kind of Microsoft account or something like that. In fact, I didn’t even let it connect to the WiFi before it was set up.

    🤷

    I don't recall ever seeing it ask for anything other than password hint. Maybe I've not set Windows 10 up from scratch on a new enough update,


  • BINNED

    @mott555 said in The Official Status Thread:

    or

    1. The pre-approved set of security questions are all unanswerable for me because they don't apply to my life (e.g. honeymoon destination or favorite sports star or brother's middle name etc), in which case I have to make up an answer and I'll never be able to remember if I actually need it.

    I do the Keepass thing and rando a password for it and list it in Keepass as the answer to the question. All the time, for all the questions (different password for each question).

    Filed under:Works for me...


  • Considered Harmful

    status: Online life mostly consisted of this place and a Discord server. Now I've been banned. It'll be hard finding a replacement.


  • Considered Harmful

    status #2: I wish there was a way to watch Netflix in glorious 4K but not have this forum visually lag while on the same computer.


  • Fake News

    :phb: Hey guys, we've been named one of the best places to work in the state this year! What should we do to celebrate?
    :asok: I know! Let's give the employees fancy-looking aluminum coffee cups that sport the company logo and commemorate this achievement!

    time passes

    :asok: We can buy dishwasher-safe ones for $x each.
    :phb: Oh, $x is too much.
    :asok: How about hand-wash-only ones for $x-ε?
    :phb: SOLD!

    But I will say this: The pay and benefits are pretty damn good here.



  • @lolwhat said in The Official Status Thread:

    The pay and benefits are pretty damn good here.

    Then buy your own dishwasher-safe aluminum mug 🤷🏿♂



  • @Luhmann This is better...
    crazy.gif


  • :belt_onion:

    I don't get my body's timing. I go to a convention with a bunch of people. Fly back the next day. Good the rest of that day. Good the whole next day I kept free for unpacking.

    Then my first day back at work, my body decides it caught con crud. A little bit of coughing, which in a matter of hours after work has graduated to coughing so hard I'm coughing up blood.

    Cool. Great. Really wanted to play the long game on that little surprise, didn't you, body?



  • @topspin said in The Official Status Thread:

    Second thing: to set up an account, it asks me for 3 “security” questions. Seriously?! Like, seriously?!

    That's better than the benefits website our company uses. Gotta pick 5 "security" questions.



  • @mott555 said in The Official Status Thread:

    I always have exactly one of two problems with security questions

    Wait. You answer those for realz???

    Q: Where was your wife born? (note, I'm single)
    A: SomewhereOverTheRainbox


  • Fake News

    @TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:

    @lolwhat said in The Official Status Thread:

    The pay and benefits are pretty damn good here.

    Then buy your own dishwasher-safe aluminum mug 🤷🏿♂

    Besides, I don't drink coffee - only Nescafé. 🐠



  • @loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:

    I don't recall ever seeing it ask for anything other than password hint.

    It just did that to me today... New desktop tower. Wanted to install Ubuntu on it. But first had to boot into windows to disable the secure boot shit. And so I could boot from the USB drive (via the recovery stuff).

    Which brings me to:

    status Who the fuck thinks Linux is ready for the common user? Every time I locked my new box, it froze and required a hard reset. Googled. Tried various "it worked" options. Yeah, no. Finally stumbled on the "get rid of the open source XORG shit and use the proprietary nVidia drivers". Finally!



  • @lolwhat: it reminds me of a story I heard from a former coworker.

    To demonstrate their eco-friendliness, the company once gave every one of their employees a mug that was supposedly made out of bamboo.

    I'm not sure what material was actually used, but it turned out that the first time someone put one of these mugs in the microwave, it melted.

    But in a way, it made perfect sense, because everything about this company was a WTF.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @dcon said in The Official Status Thread:

    nVidia

    :theresyourproblem:


  • I survived the hour long Uno hand

    @heterodox
    Maybe you caught ebola from con-girl bath water 😲


  • :belt_onion:

    @izzion said in The Official Status Thread:

    Maybe you caught ebola from con-girl bath water 😲

    Things in which I have no interest for $200, Alex. :x



  • @loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:

    I don't recall ever seeing it ask for anything other than password hint. Maybe I've not set Windows 10 up from scratch on a new enough update,

    1803, I believe.

    You can (apparently; I haven't tried) skip them by not setting a password when creating the account; once it's working you can change the password if you want. There's also a setting in Group Policy/the Registry to disable them for the computer.


  • Notification Spam Recipient

    Status: Apparently XBox Live is broken, which means I can't sign in. Since I can't sign in, I can't use YouTube.

    What the ever-living fuck?!?

    Edit: And you'd think the trick of "Tell the XBone that it's offline and sign in that way" would work, but no. There's apparently an entitlement check that boots you out of YouTube if you try.


  • Banned

    Status: Some weird guy entered tram and now he's shouting "PEDOPHILE!!!" all the time.



  • You should reply: "Nice to meet you, Pedophile. I'm @Gąska."


  • Considered Harmful


  • Banned

    @Zerosquare he was the kind of person you don't want to meet. (As if it wasn't obvious already.)



  • @lolwhat said in The Official Status Thread:

    Besides, I don't drink coffee - only Nescafé. 🐠

    I agree with you, Nescafé is not coffee 🍹



  • Status: When I can hear your music from more than 1/4 mile away, loud enough to go through the walls, keep me awake, and make me think it's one of my shared-wall neighbors...we've got a serious problem. Especially if this is for a whole hour between 12am and 1am.



  • @dcon said in The Official Status Thread:

    Who the fuck thinks Linux is ready for the common user?

    Those of us not using Ubuntu 🤟


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