Quotes Out of Context
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@Zecc said :
for us to be both satisfied
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@Polygeekery said:
cover your ass, because there is always someone out there ready
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@TimeBandit Well Mario comes equipped with his own lube tank and pump, so...
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@Groaner said:
enthusiast will tell you that's too tight
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@heterodox said in Quotes Out of Context:
@CarrieVS said:
and incidental Homo
"Incidental Homo" was my band name in college.
I see: you were walking down the street, tripped, and “Incidentally” fell on a dick...
Sounds legit.
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A page I was reading said:
see "Fingering" below
Fake edit: don't google that at work.
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@M_Adams said in Quotes Out of Context:
I see: you were walking down the street, tripped, and “Incidentally” fell on a dick...
Sounds legit.
Wouldn't that be "Accidental Homo"? Which is also good.
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@sloosecannon said :
Looks like I just suck
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@heterodox said in Quotes Out of Context:
@M_Adams said in Quotes Out of Context:
I see: you were walking down the street, tripped, and “Incidentally” fell on a dick...
Sounds legit.
Wouldn't that be "Accidental Homo"? Which is also good.
"I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's
faithfulcorrect, one hundred percent!"
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@El_Heffe said:
I've always been extremely anal ... and it has saved my ass several times.
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@mott555 said:
That's really not how a nozzle inserted several inches into the opening is supposed to work.
(there is no way you weren't aiming for this thread when writing it...)
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@Gąska said:
That's a very fat finger.
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@dkf said:
See? It's got a hard
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@Rhywden said:
That's the actual hard part.
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This doesn't really need context, does it?
@boomzilla wrote:
It's impossible to tell if you are really thinking
:8-ball-signs-point-to-no.eps:
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@topspin said:
Put it in the back, where it belongs.
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@Gąska said:
I miss ponies now.
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@Cursorkeys said:
I actually quite liked making little things
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@mott555 said:
I grabbed it by the hot end.
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@mott555 feels at home on WTDWTF:
Hurting myself is one of my specialties. Also, I seem to have a fairly high pain threshold
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@Polygeekery said:
kicking me in the dick when I get stuck
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@remi said:
She should also have gotten plenty in her eyes and mouth
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@Luhmann I thought I'd get quoted for the rest of the line as well...
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@pie_flavor said in Quotes Out of Context:
Discourse as bug reporting software would fly a lot smoother if it wasn't built on Discourse.
FTFY ^.^
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I see @pie_flavor has decided to post his QOOC-worthy material directly in this thread. Honestly, it feels like cheating to me, and deprives someone else the opportunity of getting upvotes
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@remi said in Quotes Out of Context:
@mott555 said:
That's really not how a nozzle inserted several inches into the opening is supposed to work.
(there is no way you weren't aiming for this thread when writing it...)
Are you inferring that you're not supposed to pee in her butt?
This explains so much...
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@Zerosquare it was supposed to go in the discourse thread. Goddammit someone fix the title bar bug.
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@pie_flavor I thought it was fixed months ago. Maybe that update hasn't made it to Earth-73 yet?
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@hungrier I still have it. I also haven't had any problems with windows update though, so maybe I'm on earth 73 too
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Same here, and I'm not definitely not on Earth-73, since Windows 10 is broken for me.
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
deprives someone else the opportunity of getting upvotes
Easy to fix. Just post anything (even just a single letter) and wait for @Tsaukpaetra to scroll by
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@TimeBandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
Just post anything (even just a single letter)
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@Polygeekery said:
The husband and I are both gun people
Puts all those trips to "the gun show" in an entirely new context
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Polygeekery said:
The husband and I are both gun people
Puts all those trips to "the gun show" in an entirely new context
Now imagine me doing that in drag. @heterodox was right. It's always funnier.
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@dkf said:
Bending over would be Bad.
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TV show said:
The survivors led better lives.
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@Polygeekery said:
Now imagine me doing that in drag
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@Polygeekery said :
the Comcast techs I just unloaded on
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@TimeBandit in drag.
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@kazitor said:
If only it were less bare in certain areas.
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@levicki said:
all my replies out of context in which I meticulously place them
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@kazitor said:
If only it were less bare in certain areas.
(For posterity, in case the emoji set changes significantly, again — that's an old man whose head is bare in certain areas.)
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@Polygeekery said:
burning your scrotum with a blowtorch would be a more productive use of your time