The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@xaade Evil Honey Nut Cheerios. I'm afraid a name like that just sets me up to be a failure as a villain; it's not at all intimidating.
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@xaade evil shit.
Well then...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade evil shit.
There are some things I just don't want to know about you.
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I guess everyone on the joke.
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@xaade What's the joke? That that sounds like a lame attempt to fish for answers to security questions?
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@xaade Meanwhile, upstart villainess mad pussy is angry both that her initial suggested hero name got rejected by the propriety department, and that she's only got 2 minions while she's entitled to 2534.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Evil Honey Nut Cheerios. I'm afraid a name like that just sets me up to be a failure as a villain; it's not at all intimidating.
Crazy Donut. I sound more like a failed fast food chain.
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@dkf Not necessarily a failed chain:
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf Not necessarily a failed chain:
psychodonutsI now have a reason to move to California.
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I now have a reason to move to California.
WARNING: Donuts are known to cause cancer in California.
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@xaade I'm Captain Tea. I guess I'm a british villain...
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@HardwareGeek Redoing this after lunch, I an now @Karla's arch-nemesis, Evil Cilantro!
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Evil Cilantro!
You're gonna get Judo chopped
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@HardwareGeek Captain Turkey. I'm ok with that...
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@dcon I'm professor fried rice
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade What's the joke? That that sounds like a lame attempt to fish for answers to security questions?
It references one particular lame attempt.
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Bloody Pad Thai. I'm not really sure what to make of that.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade evil shit.
There are some things I just don't want to know about you.
I never said I do it regularly, but that pie just was the absolute worst!
Never again shall I attempt coffee pie. It's a worse lie than that shitty cake!
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's a reference to classic Polish movie "How I Unleashed World War II". I might've posted that before:
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz (HD) – 01:20
— trouchelle
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's a reference to classic Polish movie "How I Unleashed World War II". I might've posted that before:
Their German is better than your typical Hollywood "we have millions of dollar budget but can't afford anyone who actually speaks German" Nazi movie.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535606518075228160/574254701990772747/Capture.PNG
Missed opportunity: should've been "DEER GOD"
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@loopback0 retwatted by the same dude:
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
At first I hastily read the punchline as "I think I hear my grandmother crying downstairs" and was kind of that's an anticlimactic ending.
Then I re-read it and found exactly what I expected a greentext story to be.
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In other news today:
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@pie_flavor saw that coming a mile away.
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@brie I'm missing it.
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@pie_flavor It's the Tumblr porn bot.
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@brie generally one would put an 'Is this porn?' under it or something.
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@pie_flavor It seemed too obvious.
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@brie you spend too much time on Tumblr.
...why do you spend so much time on Tumblr anyway? Now, after the porn ban?
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@Gąska I've literally only gone to Tumblr once in recent memory, and that was to steal the icon for that meme.
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@xaade
Captain (Chicken) Nugget
Brutal Burrito
Brutal Burrito, Jr.
Loca Leche
Black Milk
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade
Captain (Chicken) Nugget
Brutal Burrito
Brutal Burrito, Jr.
Loca Leche
Black MilkDark Chocolate.
Hey, that actually makes sense.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
In baseball, "boner" meant goof (error) until fairly recently. Having said that, I think the writer was making a double-entendre. You think?
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@jinpa It wasn't just baseball; that was the common meaning until "erection" overtook it.
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Having said that, I think the writer was making a double-entendre. You think?
In 1951?
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