JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED
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Codecademy just sent this email earlier today:
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@_P_ said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
Codecademy just sent this email earlier today:
Wow, the first three in the quadpoint is some real powerhouse of language killer features!
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based on StackOverview question views
Most popular or hardest to use
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@Cursorkeys That was my first thought too. "The language that requires you spend the most time on SO!"
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@Kian said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
@Cursorkeys That was my first thought too. "The language that requires you spend the most time on SO!"
Alternatively, "the language most popular among people lacking programming knowledge", or "language with the largest number of broken arcane libraries".
Also, why is the data limited to "views in World Bank high-income countries"? That smells of lying with statistics.
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Shirley, ol' C# must be as popular only because of the extensive reference materials on life and everything authored by Jon Skeet and ol' Eric.
I keep a folder of bookmarks to a couple of them handy in case I ever stray from the path of light
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@Maciejasjmj said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
"the language most popular among people lacking programming knowledge"
No. That's JavaScript and PHP 's core democratic.
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@Zerosquare said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
No. That's JavaScript and PHP 's core democratic.
People voted to use those?
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@Maciejasjmj said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
Also, why is the data limited to "views in World Bank high-income countries"? That smells of lying with statistics.
Not necessarily. It might depend on the availability of statistics of sufficient quality, with insufficient accesses from lower income countries to make anything statistically meaningful at all.
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@dkf said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
Not necessarily. It might depend on the availability of statistics of sufficient quality, with insufficient accesses from lower income countries to make anything statistically meaningful at all.
India isn't classified as a high-income country and they're hardly statistical noise on SO...
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@Gurth said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
People voted to use those?
There are some people who genuinely believe that JS and PHP are great languages. Often because that's the only language(s) they know.
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@Zerosquare said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
@Gurth said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
People voted to use those?
There are some people who genuinely believe that JS and PHP are great languages. Often because that's the only language(s) they know.
I know people very well versed in C#, who think JS is the best language ever.
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Pfff. Some people have no taste.
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I encounter tutorials on MS own websites that go like "Fire up node.js and copy-paste this code. End". So the cancer is spreading.
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@MrL said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
So the cancer is spreading.
It does. If I detect someone trying to just cut-n-paste their way to “victory”, I'll deliberately break up my assistance into several pieces so they need to think a little, even if it is just to not cut-n-paste the explanatory text in-between. ;)
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@MrL said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
I encounter tutorials on MS own websites that go like "Fire up node.js and copy-paste this code. End". So the cancer is spreading.
Also the "Here's a simple tutorial on how to use [thing]" which then proceeds to completely obscure [thing] by plonking everything into said example, up to and including the kitchen sink.
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@dkf said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
@MrL said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
So the cancer is spreading.
It does. If I detect someone trying to just cut-n-paste their way to “victory”, I'll deliberately break up my assistance into several pieces so they need to think a little, even if it is just to not cut-n-paste the explanatory text in-between. ;)
sorry i do not understand, this does not build
please send the right codes
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@Rhywden said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
@MrL said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
I encounter tutorials on MS own websites that go like "Fire up node.js and copy-paste this code. End". So the cancer is spreading.
Also the "Here's a simple tutorial on how to use [thing]" which then proceeds to completely obscure [thing] by plonking everything into said example, up to and including the kitchen sink.
It's fucking infuriating. I want to learn how something works, or how to do something, and all I can find is "copy, paste, and look! you did it!". No, I didn't do anything, didn't achieve anything, didn't learn anything.
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@Maciejasjmj said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
@dkf said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
Not necessarily. It might depend on the availability of statistics of sufficient quality, with insufficient accesses from lower income countries to make anything statistically meaningful at all.
India isn't classified as a high-income country and they're hardly statistical noise on SO...
Still noise though.
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@Maciejasjmj said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
sorry i do not understand, this does not build
CLOSED: Ask a more specific question, Duplicate, Jeff Said So.
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@Maciejasjmj VS has themes? TIL
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@MrL That's because all those people never think about how someone coming in from the outside will look at their code and don't give a flying fuck about how comprehensible their "tutorials" are.
The best ones are those which highlight the pertinent parts, get rid of the optional and unneeded parts and show you how a basic implementation is wired together.
And then only at the end do you get a fully functional implementation.
And sometimes you get people who don't understand what they're supposed to do at all.
"Oh, you were looking for an article on how to use the
Camera
plugin? Let's talk about theImagePicker
instead! Same thing, really!"
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@Rhywden said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
The best ones are those which highlight the pertinent parts, get rid of the optional and unneeded parts and show you how a basic implementation is wired together.
And then only at the end do you get a fully functional implementation.
QFT
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@Rhywden said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
The best ones are those which highlight the pertinent parts, get rid of the optional and unneeded parts and show you how a basic implementation is wired together.
The worst case is when the tutorials, guides and blog posts replace actual library documentation and example sections. Want to quickly check if the URL you pass to method X needs to have
http://
prepended or not? Fuck you, here's a ten-page guide with three whole sample applications that do random shit unrelated to the library you're using, go find it.
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@Maciejasjmj said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
Fuck you, here's a
ten-pagevideo guide with three whole sample applications that do random shit unrelated to the library you're using, go find it.FTFMillennialFuckYous
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@MrL Quantum Field Theory? I don't understand any of that.
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@_P_ said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
@MrL Quantum Field Theory? I don't understand any of that.
Quest For Truth
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@Maciejasjmj said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
Also, why is the data limited to "views in World Bank high-income countries"? That smells of lying with statistics.
They're trying to sell their product. People with money or the hope of making a lot of money are their market.
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@boomzilla said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
They're trying to sell their product. People with money or the hope of making a lot of money are their market.
AKA "selling shovels during gold fevers"
except that in this case they're also the ones spreading the fever
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@marcodave for sure. AI! MACHINE LEARNING!
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@Rhywden said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
And sometimes you get people who don't understand what they're supposed to do at all.
"Oh, you were looking for an article on how to use the
Camera
plugin? Let's talk about theImagePicker
instead! Same thing, really!"Q: How do I do X without jquery?
A: Use jquery.
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@_P_ I love C++'s steady repeating pattern!
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@dkf There's a level of Hell set aside just for people who make those videos.
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@PleegWat said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
@Rhywden said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
And sometimes you get people who don't understand what they're supposed to do at all.
"Oh, you were looking for an article on how to use the
Camera
plugin? Let's talk about theImagePicker
instead! Same thing, really!"Q: How do I do X without jquery?
A: Use jquery.I feel like there's a ridiculously large overlap of those people and the people running developer interviews here. You tell them "no, I haven't used the Purple Monkey Dishwater framework yet but I know JavaScript" and they look at you like you have two heads.
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@Zenith Hey, I was reading that!
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@TwelveBaud I put it back. I just didn't want to clutter up the end of the thread with too many "me too" posts.
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@Zenith said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
I feel like there's a ridiculously large overlap of those people and the people running developer interviews here. You tell them "no, I haven't used the Purple Monkey Dishwater framework yet but I know JavaScript" and they look at you like you have two heads.
In those cases where the application of javascript is unavoidable I prefer Vanilla JS.
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@PleegWat fuck those guys for appropriating the term "vanilla", something that usually means no frameworks whatsoever, for the name of their framework.
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@Gąska said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
@PleegWat fuck those guys for appropriating the term "vanilla", something that usually means no frameworks whatsoever, for the name of their framework.
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@boomzilla this, very much. I'm just extremely allergic to JavaScript, so I didn't even bother with reading the snippets. Also, I'm pretty sure that there really exists some obscure framework or library that's named VanillaJS and that's an actual library. So my little rant is still statistically justified.
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@PleegWat you fuckered the link
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@Cursorkeys said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
based on StackOverview question views
Most popular or hardest to use
If that's the case, seeing it's dethroned JavaScript, Python must be on the order of MUMPS.
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Vanilla allows you to build concurrent software in Python
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Bookmarked topic for future-bashing of PHP and JS.ps @Tsaukpaetra Random Poke
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@Flips I have been summoned, and so I appear...
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@Cursorkeys said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
based on StackOverview question views
Most popular or hardest to use
Whichever one has the shortest time between a question being asked and it being closed with "off topic, lern 2 code properly n00b"
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@levicki I'm hoping for someone to demonstrate how they can write a mixture of Perl and Fortran in Rust…
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@dkf said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
@levicki I'm hoping for someone to demonstrate how they can write a mixture of Perl and Fortran in Rust…
Does Rust have computed goto yet?
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@topspin Whatever that is, it doesn't sound good.
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@pie_flavor said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
@topspin Whatever that is, it doesn't sound good.
If it were good, Fortran wouldn't have it.
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@levicki said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
@topspin said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
@dkf said in JAVASCRIPT OUTDATED JAVA OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED PYTHON ACTIVATED:
@levicki I'm hoping for someone to demonstrate how they can write a mixture of Perl and Fortran in Rust…
Does Rust have computed goto yet?
Is that something like an indirect jump?
More like a retarded switch, afaict.