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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gribnit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@TimeBandit been waiting for that to show up here
Along with:
@Karla said in the same thread:
when I go home, my step-mother always gets me some of that.
Too much context?
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@Karla said:
I was pretty sure that it would get here.
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@brie said:
I have tried installing female personalities on my computers
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@Zerosquare that would be much funnier before Siri and Cortana.
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zerosquare that would be much funnier before Siri and Cortana.
Just because Alexa is you don't mention Alexa?
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@Carnage said :
you could just hire a burger-flipper off
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gribnit said in Quotes Out of Context:
Alexa is
Really? When did this happen?
Since always.
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@Polygeekery said:
going to have a stroke
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@Gribnit
Impressive that he can get it done with one single stroke
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@acrow said :
left behind only boredom, frustration and a [...] full battery.
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@pie_flavor said:
Fucking Francisco on minimum wage while still saving 20%
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@Luhmann said:
If you are spraying regularly you'll need a lot of wanks to keep the bottle filled.
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@Polygeekery said
I said I would move up to a progressive
The MAGA hat in your profile picture makes this hard to believe.
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@pie_flavor I have been expecting something to be said about that term since I started using it. I didn't really see this coming though.
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werl, http://progressivepress.com/ might work out fine for you. would avoid http://www.progressivepress.net/
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@Gribnit I am thinking no. Wrong type of press.
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@Polygeekery So you can arrange to steadily increase your weight by using buckets on the bar instead of plates, and a calibrated sand feeder. AND TIMER. the timer is important.
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@Gribnit still the wrong kind of press.
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@Polygeekery Well, I mean, what you do in the privacy of your own home is up to you.
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@Gribnit think more like an arbor press that makes shooty things.
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@Gribnit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Polygeekery Well, I mean, what you do in the privacy of your own home is up to you.
It is mine, I will wash it as vigorously as I wish and for as long as I want to.
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@Polygeekery That sounds like context.
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@Benjamin-Hall said:
Once she got off (or we got off, not sure which happened first)
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@Benjamin-Hall said:
Once she got off (or we got off, not sure which happened first)
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@TwelveBaud said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Benjamin-Hall said:
Once she got off (or we got off, not sure which happened first)
Beat you to it.
:-)
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@Cursorkeys said:
...was only barely possible with lots of contortion when I was younger and slimmer
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@Polygeekery said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Cursorkeys said:
...was only barely possible with lots of contortion when I was younger and slimmer
Everyone tried, most have failed.
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@dangeRuss said in Quotes Out of Context:
@TwelveBaud said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Benjamin-Hall said:
Once she got off (or we got off, not sure which happened first)
Beat you to it.
:-)
"Beat"
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
you need stronger narcotics.
They don't seem to work very well on me. Only the ones designed to quickly (and immediately, looking at you, chloroform!) knock you out seem to work at all...
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@kazitor said:
probe thing that you could stick into whatever.
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Luhmann thanks to Trump, this is the only thing I can think of after reading that.
Kelly took Trump to task during Thursday's GOP debate, at one point calling him out: "You've called women 'fat pigs,' 'dogs,' 'slobs,' 'disgusting animals.'"
"Only Rosie O'Donnell," Trump cut in.
While I don't agree with Trump's lack of civility, manners, or anything really, gotta admit that's a damn good comeback.
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
if you have enough idle room in your fuck cycle
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@loopback0 said:
They could replace all the soldiers with cyborg giraffes
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Luhmann thanks to Trump, this is the only thing I can think of after reading that.
Kelly took Trump to task during Thursday's GOP debate, at one point calling him out: "You've called women 'fat pigs,' 'dogs,' 'slobs,' 'disgusting animals.'"
"Only Rosie O'Donnell," Trump cut in.
While I don't agree with Trump's lack of civility, manners, or anything really, gotta admit that's a damn good comeback.
That is insulting to women and he should apologize to them (for calling Rosie O'Donnell a woman).
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@stillwater said:
That's terrible. The cat must be freakin out.
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A used item listing:
The item for sale has only been used once. I have been told by the landlord in my apartment building that I am not allowed to use it again.
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@hungrier Bagpipes? Super-skunk aroma diffuser?
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@dkf said in Quotes Out of Context:
@hungrier ... Super-skunk aroma diffuser?
Mmmm.... the smell of fresh skunk, that’s right up there with hot tar as one of my favorite smells. And no, I’m not kidding.
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@The_Quiet_One said:
Do I seriously have to fucking go downstairs on Christmas Eve
edit
I only just now realized the word order is wrong, oh well.
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Hitler was a Nazi? I thought he was Austrian.
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@dkf said in Quotes Out of Context:
@hungrier Bagpipes? Super-skunk aroma diffuser?
WARNING: Context
A subwoofer
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@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@dkf said in Quotes Out of Context:
@hungrier Bagpipes? Super-skunk aroma diffuser?
WARNING: Context
A subwoofer
❓
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@stillwater wrote:
Been doin it for quite a while now.