The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@PJH The date for Christmas, and the thing with the tree, did come from Pagan festivals. Maybe they've been around for a really long time...
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@kazitor yeah, Jesus was born nowhere near Dec 25. Christians just wanted to usurp Saturnalia.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@kazitor yeah, Jesus was born nowhere near Dec 25. Christians just wanted to
usurpappropriate Saturnalia.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not sure if satire...
Something to look forward to this time next year:
"Space opera"
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@PJH as long as there're no musical numbers...
But seriously "space opera" is a fixed genre. Focuses on drama and action, not on tech or deep psychological or character growth.
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@Tsaukpaetra Isn't that double-pane glass? If so what exactly did those morons expect?
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra Isn't that double-pane glass? If so what exactly did those morons expect?
Double pane matters a lot less than it being tempered glass. You cannot drill tempered glass. If it were untempered glass you could drill it, most likely, without issue.
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@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e Oh hey, I actually found the original joke buried in there
You have more perseverance than I do.
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@Polygeekery I really doubt that that's the worst possible bar. I remember the Flintstones-themed bar that used to be at the hotel that is now the Wyndham Garden Ann Arbor. With bonus chlorine leak smell due to the pool in the hotel atrium!
But we're talking 15 years ago. They might've improved…
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Polygeekery I really doubt that that's the worst possible bar. I remember the Flintstones-themed bar that used to be at the hotel that is now the Wyndham Garden Ann Arbor. With bonus chlorine leak smell due to the pool in the hotel atrium!
But we're talking 15 years ago. They might've improved…
I would much prefer a Flintstones themed bar with chlorine smell compared to a high-end dive bar with a selection of guitars that any asshole can borrow and play and where everyone is given a ukulele when they enter.
Ukuleles man! I would prefer to drink a glass of bleach than go to a bar that gives everyone a ukulele.
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
a bar that gives everyone a ukulele.
Sounds entertaining, although probably only once.
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@loopback0 no. Ukuleles are a crime against humanity.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
As I understand, in eastern Asia, they find the concept of wiping your ass to be gross - they clean it with water instead.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
As I understand, in eastern Asia, they find the concept of wiping your ass to be gross - they clean it with water instead.
Baby wipes.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Baby wipes.
You wipe your ass with babies
They have very soft skin. So luxurious.
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e Oh hey, I actually found the original joke buried in there
You have more perseverance than I do.
Na, you're just too salty.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Baby wipes.
You wipe your ass with babies
No, a specially trained baby wipes it for you.
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This is why Outlook Express was the forum software of the gods. The twisties made it trivial to see the context tree.
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 no. Ukuleles are a crime against humanity.
I can't listen to this at work, but assuming this is the one I'm thinking of, this may change your mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z26BvHOD_sg
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@tharpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yes, that is the one flaw of The Flintstones.
:frystare.wav:
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Ukuleles are a crime against humanity.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
As I understand, in eastern Asia, they find the concept of wiping your ass to be gross - they clean it with water instead.
Baby wipes.
One wipe Charlies
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 no. Ukuleles are a crime against humanity.
Whaaa?
You make Iz sad.e: basically 'd by @tharpa in a different version. I blame the lack of onebox.
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@tharpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 no. Ukuleles are a crime against humanity.
I can't listen to this at work, but assuming this is the one I'm thinking of, this may change your mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z26BvHOD_sg
I was thinking that, as well.
But you know a bunch of random people with ukulele will have far more dissonance.
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@Bulb I know that second one.
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Polygeekery I really doubt that that's the worst possible bar. I remember the Flintstones-themed bar that used to be at the hotel that is now the Wyndham Garden Ann Arbor. With bonus chlorine leak smell due to the pool in the hotel atrium!
But we're talking 15 years ago. They might've improved…
I would much prefer a Flintstones themed bar with chlorine smell compared to a high-end dive bar with a selection of guitars that any asshole can borrow and play and where everyone is given a ukulele when they enter.
Ukuleles man! I would prefer to drink a glass of bleach than go to a bar that gives everyone a ukulele.
How about one where everyone is given a vuvuzuela?
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@brie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That should also enter a knobbly knees competition.
that's not an elbow?
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
How about one where everyone is given a vuvuzuela?
That would be akin to singing "My Way" at a karaoke bar.
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That would be akin to singing "My Way" at a karaoke bar.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@brie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That should also enter a knobbly knees competition.
that's not an elbow?
Correct, that's not an elbow.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That would be akin to singing "My Way" at a karaoke bar.
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@Polygeekery TIL. Bloody Philippines.
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@loopback0 we talked about it somewhere in the garage.
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@brie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That should also enter a knobbly knees competition.
that's not an elbow?
Correct, that's not an elbow.
I made the only response I figured made sense:
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@Tsaukpaetra Hey, don't kink-shame him!
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH as long as there're no musical numbers...
J. J. Abrams directing a musical... I think my brain just melted.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH as long as there're no musical numbers...
J. J. Abrams directing a musical... I think my brain just melted.
It'd be the next 1812 overture, except instead of cannons it would use bombs. Big bombs. And lens flare. Somehow you'd hear the sound of lens flare... Checks his meds... Time for a refill
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@brie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
what in the hell body part even is that. a knee? that's one janky-ass knee? I am like boggled here.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@brie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
what in the hell body part even is that. a knee? that's one janky-ass knee? I am like boggled here.
Read a bit further...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@brie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
what in the hell body part even is that. a knee? that's one janky-ass knee? I am like boggled here.
Read a bit further...
So yes, apparently other people also think the only thing it could be is a knee. I am still not convinced.
Wait, wait, I read even further. I clicked a link out into the wilds of the interwebs. Whatever has this body part says it is a knee. I am still not convinced.