The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@masonwheeler Motherfucker.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
NyQuil is some form of medication. I don't recall what, but probably not something you'd consume in large quantities.
spoken like a square
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@Tsaukpaetra It does look like there are brands which only have the Italian name "cazzetti"...
Other brands are far less subtle: (NSFW, unless your boss likes pasta)
EDIT: Spoilered
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@JBert
So, let me get this straight (ehehe)... in the beginning it's hard, then it grows in size until it becomes soft?
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert
So, let me get this straight (ehehe)... in the beginning it's hard, then it grows in size until it becomes soft?You've clearly never seen what happens to artificially-enlargened penises.... Um, not that I have either!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Um, not that I have either!
Right. Well, with pasta some starch leaks out and several of them... uh... stick together.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert
So, let me get this straight (ehehe)... in the beginning it's hard, then it grows in size until it becomes soft?That used to be one of the questions they asked you for admission to the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles (you bet your sweet ass I am!):
Q: What goes in hard, comes out soft, and doesn't mind if you blow it?
A: Bubble gum.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert
So, let me get this straight (ehehe)... in the beginning it's hard, then it grows in size until it becomes soft?That used to be one of the questions they asked you for admission to the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles (you bet your sweet ass I am!):
Q: What goes in hard, comes out soft, and doesn't mind if you blow it?
A: Bubble gum.I was going to say "now and later Candy" up until that last bit.
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@loopback0 To
be fairruin a joke, occasionally there can be someone other than drivers to blame - pedestrians, cyclists, animals, etc.
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@obeselymorbid
Cyclist are driving their bike are they not? (Just to mess with the joke further)
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@obeselymorbid
Pedestrians are driving everybody insane (including other pedestrians)?
Haha, guess what I'm doing...
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 To
be fairruin a joke, occasionally there can be someone other than drivers to blame - pedestrians, cyclists, animals, etc.Firetrucks, garage walls...
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid
Pedestrians are driving everybody insane (including other pedestrians)?
Haha, guess what I'm doing...Being a bike rider?
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 To
be fairruin a joke, occasionally there can be someone other than drivers to blame - pedestrians, cyclists, animals, etc.Firetrucks, garage walls...
The occasional piano.
Punch Drunk Love Car Crash and Gay Boy Scene – [00:21..03:59] 03:59
— World School
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 To
be fairruin a joke, occasionally there can be someone other than drivers to blame - pedestrians, cyclists, animals, etc.Firetrucks, garage walls...
That tree should have given me priority!
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goddamnit
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@Applied-Mediocrity Don't worry, up until recently Windows didn't support drivers very well, so crashes were the norm.
Now, slightly less so.
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 To
be fairruin a joke, occasionally there can be someone other than drivers to blame - pedestrians, cyclists, animals, etc.Firetrucks, garage walls...
The occasional piano.
Punch Drunk Love Car Crash and Gay Boy Scene – [00:21..03:59] 03:59
— World SchoolI have no idea what's going on in this video.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I have no idea what's going on in this video.
It's like most Adam Sandler films, then.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Being a bike rider?
Ya. No spandex costume and no rinse-myself-out bottle, though. And I have prescription glasses - that totally screws up the rest of the image.
I've been wondering - does it actually make it even worse?
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Bloody penis
Do not want.
So you haven't earned your red wings yet?
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@Jaloopa Do not want to know.
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Whoa.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Jaloopa Do not want to know.
I had a good guess given the context, urbandictionary confirmed my guess was accurate enough.
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@loopback0 He made two funny movies, named his production company after both of them, then pumped out drivel.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
He made two funny movies, named his production company after both of them
I was thinking two, but Happy Gilmore and Mr Deeds.
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@Tsaukpaetra They're not eating, they're paying respects.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra They're not eating, they're paying respects.
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Same thing, to a cannibal...