The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!)
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@ben_lubar said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Expanding on the old type conversion is borked factoid:
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@Onyx said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Expanding on the old type conversion is borked factoid:
Which is a consequence of funky type rules and overloading of
+
to do things other than addition. Only lame languages do that.
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@dkf said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Onyx said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Expanding on the old type conversion is borked factoid:
Which is a consequence of funky type rules and overloading of
+
to do things other than addition. Only lame languages do that.Actually it starts with funky syntax rules.
{}
is a block in{} + []
, but an empty object in[] + {}
. In the comparisons, for some reason, the{}
is treated the same on both sides, though I can't really tell what it is. Note thatHowever
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@ben_lubar Well played!
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@dkf said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@ben_lubar Well played!
The perfect way to reinforce the fact that you were doing satire is to clarify that you were doing satire and that what you said wasn't what you actually thought was true and then immediately say something at least three times stupider.
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@ben_lubar Better to be a hacker than a cracker!
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@Onyx said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Expanding on the old type conversion is borked factoid:
For those who haven't seen Wat yet...
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I'm A/B testing this joke
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@ben_lubar I don't even own a computer
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@Gribnit said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@ben_lubar I don't even own a computer
Of course not, the manufacturer does!
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@ben_lubar There are 10 kinds of people in this world - those who understand hexadecimal, and F the rest.
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@pie_flavor said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Q: There are 10 kinds of people in this world - those who understand hexadecimal, and F the rest.
A: shut the fuck up
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@ben_lubar Who still uses octal these days, except when setting file permissions?
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@PleegWat said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@ben_lubar Who still uses octal these days, except when setting file permissions?
This bilingual supermarket's deli section:
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@da-Doctah If there's supposed to be an image there I'm not seeing it.
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@PleegWat Try again. For some reason the link didn't resolve so I had to upload it.
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@PleegWat said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@ben_lubar Who still uses octal these days, except when setting file permissions?
It seems that most ARINC-429 data is encoded as octal. I thought I'd found an input validation bug at first, but nope, just octal.
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@ben_lubar said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@pie_flavor said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Q: There are 10 kinds of people in this world - those who understand hexadecimal, and F the rest.
A: shut the fuck up
Does this mean that Lojban is also over?
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@Onyx said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Chuck Norris
Oh, good that you mentioned it. Let's have some Chuck Norris jokes!
- Bruce Schneier uses a different salt for his soup every day.
- "NP" means "No Problem" for Bruce Schneier.
- No subgroup can hide from Bruce Schneier.
- Bruce Schneier has built his entire house out of Euler bricks with integer space diagonals.
- Bruce Schneier's public key causes libpcap to enter an infinite malloc loop.
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https://radical.town/@realtoddhoward/100936441101761416
edit: editing this post so the new embed code can activate
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@ben_lubar well...that's certainly an interesting URL in the handle.
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@boomzilla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@ben_lubar well...that's certainly an interesting URL in the handle.
Disappointingly it points to a rather boring blog.
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@obeselymorbid man with a good vpn right there.
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@boomzilla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@obeselymorbid man with a good vpn right there.
I guess I am more curious than I am smart.
Though I do have a VPN on my phone because it comes as part of the adblocking application.
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@ben_lubar said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
All I'm getting is a pixellated sad face. And probably a record in a log file nobody reads.
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@PleegWat here you go:
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@PleegWat said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
All I'm getting is a pixellated sad face. And probably a record in a log file nobody reads.
Both of which sound better than what Ben intended you to see.
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@ben_lubar Top work, Mastodonbox.
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@loopback0 Works for me
I guess Mastodon embeds inside a Schrodinger box?
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@hungrier It worked for me after a refresh.
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@loopback0 said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@ben_lubar Top work, Mastodonbox.
To point out an obvious joke to those who were distracted: that post is Cull'ed.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
What kind of weird pub doesn't sell half pints?
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@Jaloopa said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
What kind of weird pub doesn't sell half pints?
@Jaloopa said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
"What kind of bar serves half-beers?"
Um, any pub? Seriously, can you not buy half pints in America?
Chatbot spotted.