The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@dcon I'm a bit more concerned about the "*Gunshots*" label in the intersection between "Teacher", "Roller Coaster", "Yoga", and "priest"...
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You wrong that got, didn't you?
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You wrong that got, didn't you?
I'm having trouble with the first two words.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You wrong that got, didn't you?
I'm having trouble with the first two words.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You wrong that got, didn't you?
Luck be in the air tonight?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Luck be in the air tonight?
Fuck me in the ass tonight
.There. Someone said it.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm having trouble with the first two words.
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That's the one!
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm having trouble with the first two words.
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That's the one!
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm having trouble with the first two words.
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That's the one!
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@dkf Why would you link to that and not the final scene of Blackadder.
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why would you link to that and not the final scene of Blackadder.
- Because I posted what came first in the search I did.
- Because that gives you a chance to post the Blackadder scene.
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@anonymous234 for reference, Arin also hates Big the Cat:
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@Cursorkeys said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Kubernetes -> No-one knows
If only... really, its how you deal with managing a lot of not-as-good-VMs.
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@anonymous234 He... already did, though. He played through ALL of it, possibly twice...
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@Magus said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Cursorkeys said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Kubernetes -> No-one knows
If only... really, its how you deal with managing a lot of not-as-good-VMs.
The way to deal with that is don't.
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Seen in a response to a scientific paper, showing why a particular method of curve fitting is garbage:
The point is that all those lines fit the given metric identically.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Seen in a response to a scientific paper, showing why a particular method of curve fitting is garbage:
The point is that all those lines fit the given metric identically.
Clearly the underlying experiment is well-monitored.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The point is that all those lines fit the given metric identically.
Not entirely unreminiscent of xkcd://curve-fitting...
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Clearly the underlying experiment is well-monitored.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Clearly the underlying experiment is well-monitored.
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Can't upvote a deleted post, so it goes in The Official Slightly Amusing Stuff thread.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
After I dropped my key fob a few times it cracked the circuit board inside and would only work intermittently. It was then that I discovered my car had a wonderful security feature. If you lock the car using the key fob, but then unlock it using a regular key, it sets off a very loud alarm.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It was then that I discovered my car had a wonderful security feature. If you lock the car using the key fob, but then unlock it using a regular key, it sets off a very loud alarm.
E_AS_DESIGNED
If the battery in the remote dies, or the remote gets broken you can open the door with a key but it doesn't deactivate the alarm.
There's usually supposed to be a PIN code that you can enter via turning your key certain amount of times to ACC and ON positions if I recall correctly while the alarm is blaring (I've read it in the manual when I bought my last car 10 years ago and I've never had to use this feature so I might not remember the process exactly).
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Not really funny, but I didn't know where else to put it so I will just stick it in here:
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not really funny, but I didn't know where else to put it so I will just stick it in here:
Even when you're near a keyboard, you are away from many more keyboards than you are near.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It was then that I discovered my car had a wonderful security feature. If you lock the car using the key fob, but then unlock it using a regular key, it sets off a very loud alarm.
E_AS_DESIGNED
If the battery in the remote dies, or the remote gets broken you can open the door with a key but it doesn't deactivate the alarm.
There's usually supposed to be a PIN code that you can enter via turning your key certain amount of times to ACC and ON positions if I recall correctly while the alarm is blaring (I've read it in the manual when I bought my last car 10 years ago and I've never had to use this feature so I might not remember the process exactly).In my experience if you put the key in the ignition and turn it far enough to power on the car's electronics, it will stop the alarm from going off (if you're quick enough, it won't go off at all).
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It was then that I discovered my car had a wonderful security feature. If you lock the car using the key fob, but then unlock it using a regular key, it sets off a very loud alarm.
E_AS_DESIGNED
If the battery in the remote dies, or the remote gets broken you can open the door with a key but it doesn't deactivate the alarm.
There's usually supposed to be a PIN code that you can enter via turning your key certain amount of times to ACC and ON positions if I recall correctly while the alarm is blaring (I've read it in the manual when I bought my last car 10 years ago and I've never had to use this feature so I might not remember the process exactly).In my experience if you put the key in the ignition and turn it far enough to power on the car's electronics, it will stop the alarm from going off (if you're quick enough, it won't go off at all).
Different manufacturers. Mine definitely works in the manner described by @obeselymorbid .
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@Tsaukpaetra And mine definitely works as described by @anotherusername.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra And mine definitely works as described by @anotherusername.
Echo echo... echo... echo....
Actually, if memory serves, turning the ignition while armed actually sets it off as well.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
In my experience if you put the key in the ignition and turn it far enough to power on the car's electronics, it will stop the alarm from going off (if you're quick enough, it won't go off at all).
As I remember (not that I've needed to find out in the last 2 decades), that's how my Subaru works.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
In my experience if you put the key in the ignition and turn it far enough to power on the car's electronics, it will stop the alarm from going off (if you're quick enough, it won't go off at all).
As I remember (not that I've needed to find out in the last 2 decades), that's how my Subaru works.
My car has a radio-enabled ignition button. Luckily, the one time I was stuck with a depleted battery I was at home and the spare was available.
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Someone should translate this to Japanese and write it on a mystery box to be sold in an Akihabara vending machine. An example of one found there:
"There are too few idiot, fool and genius in Japan. With the fool's idea, the inspiration of the genius, the analytical power and the fool of running out, I will cut down Japan. And capitalists come along and realize the provision of useful products and services to the world. Once you start chewing up, increase the number of people who feel brains become stubborn and contribute to the world and u. To do that, clean the large intestine and small intestine. I will go to sleep with pooping today. Sometimes get into the ocean and go to the universe."
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