The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@boner Talk about a clean getaway...
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 I'm suffering from Node on mobile
My condolences.
It's OK, thanks to my phablet, it's almost at the in-between mode!
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Um, I think it’s pronounced 'quiche'."
I pronounced it "kwitch" before others corrected me.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pleegwat Every sperm is goooooood
Ah, so you swallow... *Scribbles note on paper*
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery probably, I keep my volume pretty low so anuses tend to morph into penises when they hit my ear
Do I hear a "Yanny vs. Laurel" reprise in the works?
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That's not mayonnaise!
Yes it is.
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@pleegwat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why do y'all keep posting that image.
It's a feganclnited of quoting the whole post.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I was missing context.
If @ben_lubar would fix the One box so it would show tweets better then things would make more sense. Damnit Ben.
In this case, not much would have been done, it was a tweet within a tweet, so at that point it was Twitter's embedding.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'd take her! Labs are (usually) pretty nice! :)
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I was missing context.
If @ben_lubar would fix the One box so it would show tweets better then things would make more sense. Damnit Ben.
In this case, not much would have been done, it was a tweet within a tweet, so at that point it was Twitter's embedding.
To be fair, I tend to say things like that as an in-joke between @ben_lubar and I. We aren't even using OneBox anymore, that's why it is amusing.
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'd take her! Labs are (usually) pretty nice! :)
You'd fuck her, wouldn't you? You can be honest with us. We won't judge. We will totally judge.
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@bb36e I'm sorry, humour analysis crashed hard on that one...
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@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@benjamin-hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery linked in the comments:
Wearing Clear Plastic Jeans For A Week – 15:58
— Safiya Nygaardfoggy crotch
I was wondering about that....
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That's not mayonnaise!
Yes it is.
Edit: That didn't embed right, let's try again...)
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
feganclnited
Do explain.
Sorry, artifacts in the brain.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'd take her! Labs are (usually) pretty nice! :)
You'd fuck her, wouldn't you? You can be honest with us. We won't judge. We will totally judge.
At eight months old? No, we'd have to wait a while, at least until she's old enough to marry!
Doesn't mean you can't start training that early; that takes time and effort, but the results can be quite rewarding! Just be sure she has time to actually be a fun-loving puppy first though, emotional and mental damage can occur if you rush things...
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Never got thrown off running over my own wheel, but I did once break my car's front passenger seat by running over it.
I once snapped the tie rod for the right front wheel in my car by accidentally wrapping the tire chains (for driving on snow) around the rod. I think it may have been weakened just a few minutes earlier when my brother was driving, started sliding, and body-checked the side of the car into the guard rail (with the wheels turned).
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
At eight months old? No, we'd have to wait a while, at least until she's old enough to marry!
What a Difference a Day Makes - Mongrels - BBC – 03:03
— BBC Studios
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@gąska Cheap knock-off WD-40 with inverted label, cannot raise the dead.
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Why would someone want to resign from that post?
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@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why would someone want to resign from that post?
@doctorjones A position like "sexting minister" does not mean that he's always doing the sexting.
Also, I'm sure you need more than a stiff upper lip for the position; he might not have gotten the message.
Filed under: I'll be here all week, Mostly because I'm at 'work'
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Nobody Likes You, Kormir [Guild Wars] – 03:19
— PlagueOfGripes
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Fucking Chicago.
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So ... lot's of mayonnaise on your burger?
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@pleegwat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm not sure what to think of this.
It's perfectly accurate and very relatable to almost everyone in this forum?
Also, you forgot to add title text. And it's even better than the comic itself.
Update: It turns out the cannon has a motorized base, and can make holes just fine using the barrel itself as a battering ram. But due to design constraints it won't work without a projectile loaded in, so we still need those drills.