The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@anotherusername They look like little rubber duckies!
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@boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That's definitely been posted in this thread before.
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My sister still likes to tease me sometimes about the time I was TDing on set, had a brain fart, and forgot the word "ladder". I said, "Can someone grab the, uh... fucking... portable stairs."
Of course, the part she conveniently omits is what what I was talking about looks like this:
https://www.governmentauctions.org/uploaded_images/stairs-717816.JPG
So "portable stairs" isn't that much of a stretch.
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@heterodox said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
portable stairs
https://www.grainger.com/product/COTTERMAN-Rear-Side-Gate-29JU24
I would have called it a portable stairs too.
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@tsaukpaetra We always called it the ladder or the catwalk ladder, hence my crew's confusion. But I see usage of "portable stairs" online as well. Interestingly, I see "portable ladder" from OSHA, in contrast to fixed ladders (now wouldn't that be stairs?).
English is weird. (Confidential to @ben_lubar: Fucking no one wants to know what it'd be in Lojban, though.)
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@heterodox said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
fixed ladders (now wouldn't that be stairs?).
However, since this is the funny stuff thread, I offer this:
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@boomzilla Oh. Duh.
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@boomzilla I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
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@bb36e Wow.....
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@bb36e Jeez, don't get your pansies in a twist.
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@bb36e I've tried several times to read this, but I physically cannot do it.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e I've tried several times to read this, but I physically cannot do it.
Here, try an automated audiobook version.
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@bb36e Can't decide whether to upvote for ingenuity or downvote for the suffering you put me through. Yes, I read it all.
(eta: "mother's mating name" is actually almost appropriate, I guess)
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@heterodox said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My sister still likes to tease me sometimes about the time I was TDing on set, had a brain fart, and forgot the word "ladder". I said, "Can someone grab the, uh... fucking... portable stairs."
Of course, the part she conveniently omits is what what I was talking about looks like this:
https://www.governmentauctions.org/uploaded_images/stairs-717816.JPG
So "portable stairs" isn't that much of a stretch.
It's really a hybrid so neither ladder or stairs fit the bill...
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@scarlet_manuka said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
mother's mating name
just admit it already ... and tell us your mom's porn name
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@luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@scarlet_manuka said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
mother's mating name
just admit it already ... and tell us your mom's porn name
Elickabet Sox...
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e I've tried several times to read this, but I physically cannot do it
Me too!
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@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e I've tried several times to read this, but I physically cannot do it
#MeToo!
FTFY
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@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e I've tried several times to read this, but I physically cannot do it
Me too!
Don't worry, I asked a friend to do it, and she happily obliged.
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@tsaukpaetra
You must have an impressive member, to be able to motivate women so quickly.
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@scarlet_manuka said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
ingenuity
Copy and paste isn't really being original, though I've definitely seen iterations of it that are even older.
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra
You must have an impressive member, to be able to motivate women so quickly.The TTS member is certainly impressive, on some accounts.
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@bb36e I can't even.
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Bad news for everyone on their way to the Everdingen exchange with a straw: It is chalk.
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@pleegwat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
with a straw
Is that a weird colloquialism? What does a straw have anything to do with a materials spill?
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@tsaukpaetra Straw or rolled-up tenner. It's to remind of a line of coke.
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@pleegwat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra Straw or rolled-up tenner. It's to remind of a line of coke.
Ah. I wouldn't have assumed that much would be transported like that in the first place, but I would be right there along the side of the road to hand out Darwins to anyone who would try it...
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@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If my world-cup-obsessed friend was half as witty as that, I actually might not mind seeing my feed flooded with their updates.
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@chaostheeternal I didn't say originality. Ingenuity on the part of whoever made it (and as you say, there are probably a few people who contributed), not on the part of the one who posted it here.
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/** * Gets the {@link Foo} associated with this {@link Bar}. * * @return The {@link Foo} associated with this {@link Bar}. */ public Bar getAssociatedFoo() {
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@boner Bonus points for the wooden table!
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@boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This is a good visual metaphor for auto generated comments
FTFY ^.^
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@chozang said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pjh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
So he's a babushka doll?
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