The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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https://i.imgur.com/Q0G4DlB.jpg
INB4: the parenting advice thread is
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@zecc I was expecting some punchline…
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@bulb So was I.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I played trombone in 4th grade and then switched to drums for 5th and 6th. By 7th, I was just done.
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@bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But is isn't a schooner. It is a sloop.
A sloop is a sailboat, stupid head.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But is isn't a schooner. It is a sloop.
A sloop is a sailboat, stupid head.
>>> isinstance(sloop, sailboat) True >>> isinstance(schooner, sailboat) True >>> isinstance(sloop, schooner) False >>> isinstance(schooner, sloop) False
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@hardwaregeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But is isn't a schooner. It is a sloop.
A sloop is a sailboat, stupid head.
>>> isinstance(sloop, sailboat) True >>> isinstance(schooner, sailboat) True >>> isinstance(sloop, schooner) False >>> isinstance(schooner, sloop) False
I will refute your statement with a video:
MallRats - Sailboat [Best Quality] – 02:12
— Russell Peterson
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I will refute your statement with a video:
AW;DW
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@hardwaregeek have you never watched Mallrats?
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@polygeekery Pretty sure that's a "No."
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@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You know, I've been driving for quite a while, and all the shaking of my penis caused by this activity has not brought me sufficient euphoria. I feel like I'm not Haram-ing enough...
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@magus said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But as for:
I understand the no, but not the yes.
Hey, people bearing books and a weird gem thing attached to their suit coat are way more trustworthy than Jesus holding a water bottle and slate table with symbols on it.
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@bulb
where is the flag button?
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@hardwaregeek then you should. at least to understand the questionable jokes that @Polygeekery @loopback0 ¿ @Jaloopa ? and me make
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
a weird gem thing attached to their suit coat
It's a letterman's jacket. Sheesh. She's a high school student. Or he. Maybe he. I dunno.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varsity_letter for you non-US freaks.
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@jarry said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hardwaregeek then you should. at least to understand the questionable jokes that @Polygeekery @loopback0 ¿ @Jaloopa ? and me make
The anonymous downvoter should watch it also.
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
a weird gem thing attached to their suit coat
It's a letterman's jacket. Sheesh. She's a high school student. Or he. Maybe he. I dunno.
I've heard about those. Never saw one personally. I adjust my evaluation thusly:
A person wearing jock apparel holding books is more trustworthy than...
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've heard about those. Never saw one personally.
come to my campus
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've heard about those. Never saw one personally.
come to my campus
That's a bit on the nose for a seduction attempt, isn't it?
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@tsaukpaetra oh, it won't just be on the nose...
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A person wearing jock apparel holding books is more trustworthy than...
It'd be her boyfriend's jacket. The main thing to worry about is her smuggling her boyfriend in along with it.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It'd be her boyfriend's jacket.
Bzzzzt! Female athletes can receive letters, too.
Filed under: Feminism thread is .
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@hardwaregeek
At which point their boyfriends will have their letter jackets hanging on a peg in their locker.
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@hardwaregeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It'd be her boyfriend's jacket.
Bzzzzt! Female athletes can receive letters, too.
Filed under: Feminism thread is .
Yeah, but those girls aren't babysitting.
**I had my own from high school track.
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Academics can also earn letters in some places.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I will refute your statement with a video
I don't think that video includes whatever it was you were trying to show. Never is the word "schooner" used.
Also:
Mallrats Magic Eye - Is it actually a sailboat/schooner? – 01:06
— slightlymentholatedTL;DW
The image is neither.
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The image is neither.
Your "proof" is clearly Photoshopped though so it proves nothing!
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@hardwaregeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
>>> isinstance(sloop, schooner) False >>> isinstance(schooner, sloop) False
Now try Javascript!
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(Thanks to @PJH for retweeting the first one)
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Coach: "remember, when you run to home, you have to stay on the baseline."
T-Ball Kid:
https://i.imgur.com/K8PQ3ow.gifv
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@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
By that logic she shouldn't even get in a car
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm 97 percent certain I can pass the Turing Test. I did finish the game, after all...
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What colour is the inside of a Viagra tablet?
I don’t know.
Oh, so you need a whole one?
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@bb36e I'm probably being dense but I don't think I get the 'is this loss?' question being stressful. Because the bulb has to be given back afterwards?
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Ah, thank you! I did check Urban Dictionary before posting but that only had Loss Of Sandwich Syndrome and that didn't sound quite right...