The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I failed to find the funny. Is it because I'm so used to see those around everywhere?
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I've once considered creating a blog out of short movie clips of these animations.
But filming, asking for permission, contacting the creators...
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I failed to find the funny. Is it because I'm so used to see those around everywhere?
Could be. I found it funny because I haven't seen signs like that, and it looks like one of those demo scene animations.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Tacky (Official 4K Video) – [01:40..02:55] 02:55
— alyankovicVEVO
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@anonymous234 the funny thing is, I actually had a need for a file that has to be unmodifiable by anyone ever a few times. Never could get it to work properly.
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@gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anonymous234 the funny thing is, I actually had a need for a file that has to be unmodifiable by anyone ever a few times. Never could get it to work properly.
....why?
Second: It makes me think of the old philosophical/theological question of whether or not god could make a rock so big that not even he could move it.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anonymous234 the funny thing is, I actually had a need for a file that has to be unmodifiable by anyone ever a few times. Never could get it to work properly.
....why?
I don't remember exactly, but I think it was some config file that kept getting edited by some program to control another program.
Oh, just remembered. Editing out Opera's default search engines. Hand-editing worked until update, which happened every other day.
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@polygeekery A day late, 640 million in bearer bonds short.
Filed under: sitting on a beach, earning 20%.
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@polygeekery
We need a constitutional amendment to mandate that all streaming video sites have Die Hard available for the month of December.
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@izzion my mother-in-law had foot surgery so she will be spending her recovery time with us. Earlier today this happened:
"Later tonight we can watch the greatest Christmas movie ever made."
"That sounds fun."
"Don't get too excited. He means 'Die Hard'."
"It happens at Christmas time! It is during the Xmas party at Nakatomi plaza!"
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@polygeekery
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153963380675706&set=a.10150172385940706.296615.500525705&type=3&theater
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@izzion my mother-in-law had foot surgery so she will be spending her recovery time with us. Earlier today this happened:
"Later tonight we can watch the greatest Christmas movie ever made."
"That sounds fun."
"Don't get too excited. He means 'Die Hard'."
"It happens at Christmas time! It is during the Xmas party at Nakatomi plaza!"
I was expecting a strong punchline, like,
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
or
Dear, don't even think about that, or I will break yours legs
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
So the answer is yes?
I guess you could say she got taken out to dinner
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@cabrito said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@izzion my mother-in-law had foot surgery so she will be spending her recovery time with us. Earlier today this happened:
"Later tonight we can watch the greatest Christmas movie ever made."
"That sounds fun."
"Don't get too excited. He means 'Die Hard'."
"It happens at Christmas time! It is during the Xmas party at Nakatomi plaza!"
I was expecting a strong punchline, like,
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
or
Dear, don't even think about that, or I will break yours legs
I would have went with, "Yippee-ki-ya motherfucker", but, mother-in-law.
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@ben_lubar Hello, Clarice...
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@karla My first thought is 'that poor dog - it's fat!'
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@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Would the fight club club talk about fight club club or is that off limits as well?
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Not much has changed either.
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When your son is wrapping Christmas presents but needs to learn better spelling.
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@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
When your son is wrapping Christmas presents but needs to learn better spelling.
I can identify each of those objects depicted...
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
When your son is wrapping Christmas presents but needs to learn better spelling.
I can identify each of those objects depicted...
So you're a rapist?
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This is pretty cool:
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
When your son is wrapping Christmas presents but needs to learn better spelling.
I can identify each of those objects depicted...
So you're a rapist?
No, I'm therapist.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This is pretty cool:
Wow. That site took way too long to load a soundbyte...
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
When your son is wrapping Christmas presents but needs to learn better spelling.
I can identify each of those objects depicted...
So you're a rapist?
No, I'm therapist.
And an analyst. The world's first Analrapist.
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