The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla Those would probably be downwords, unless the exercise was lifting the cinder blocks.
Upwords are made of sins.
Not tragedies?
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@dreikin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla Those would probably be downwords, unless the exercise was lifting the cinder blocks.
Upwords are made of sins.
Not tragedies?
Depends on what you do with them.
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@jbert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
'tis the season:
http://wumo.com/wumo/2017/11/20
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dreikin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla Those would probably be downwords, unless the exercise was lifting the cinder blocks.
Upwords are made of sins.
Not tragedies?
Depends on what you do with them.
Oh, well imagine...
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@doctorjones the only thing better than installing skype is uninstalling skype. Or pretty much any other thing in the world
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The League of Unfortunate Names, Part 3
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlygYmOO7a4
These parents are kinda mean....
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@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The League of Unfortunate Names, Part 3
From the comments:
https://i.imgur.com/nfbEOQu.jpg
And the results are in. This is apparently true:
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Edit: found the tweet.
https://twitter.com/JazzTrombonist/status/933064222778335232
As seen on https://i.imgur.com/bonM3yv.jpg
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Edit: found the tweet.
https://twitter.com/JazzTrombonist/status/933064222778335232
As seen on https://i.imgur.com/bonM3yv.jpg
Probably fake -- but still funny.
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://i.imgur.com/nfbEOQu.jpg
And the results are in. This is apparently true:
And, best of all, he really lives up to his name.
According to The Palm Beach Post, Ferdinand Mahfood resigned as CEO amid allegations he diverted $275,000 from FFP to two female employees with whom he was sleeping.
Ferdinand's brother, Robin Mahfood took over as CEO and from 2003 to 2007 paid $1.9 million in salary and benefits to five of his relatives. Until 2008 FFP also did business with two for-profit companies run by Mahfood's family, buying more than $200,000 worth of sodas and knee-high water boots in deals Mahfood had a hand in approving. CEO Robin Mahfood received a salary of $364,874 in 2008.
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
These parents are kinda mean....
I couldn't watch it all. Why would you make your kid cry for entertainment? Seems pretty sociopathic.
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@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
She's big and beautiful?
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
These parents are kinda mean....
I couldn't watch it all. Why would you make your kid cry for entertainment? Seems pretty sociopathic.
I was in YouTube's Sicilian for "if you don't laugh you're not human".
I hate those videos. Most barely elicit a chuckle...
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
These parents are kinda mean....
I couldn't watch it all. Why would you make your kid cry for entertainment? Seems pretty sociopathic.
I was in YouTube's Sicilian for "if you don't laugh you're not human".
I hate those videos. Most barely elicit a chuckle...I'm not a complete puritan here...I've laughed when my daughter walked into the clear bus shelter. I also still comforted her until she felt better.
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@karla Oh man, that happened among my friends once.
We were having a LAN party at my place on a weekend, and my friend's little brother came along. He ran full-speed into the glass sliding door of the normal room part of the garage.
You just cannot avoid laughing.
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@magus said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@karla Oh man, that happened among my friends once.
We were having a LAN party at my place on a weekend, and my friend's little brother came along. He ran full-speed into the glass sliding door of the normal room part of the garage.
You just cannot avoid laughing.
Exactly. I'm pretty clumsy myself so I've had those moments too.
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@el_heffe If you're going to mention Bach and funny stuff, it's obligatory to mention PDQ: https://www.schickele.com/.
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@magus said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@karla Oh man, that happened among my friends once.
We were having a LAN party at my place on a weekend, and my friend's little brother came along. He ran full-speed into the glass sliding door of the normal room part of the garage.
You just cannot avoid laughing.
Yeah. We solved that by always having stickers on the door. Then eventually just removing the door completely.
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yeah. We solved that by always having stickers on the door. Then eventually just removing the door completely.
So one time was not enough for him to learn?
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@chozang said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yeah. We solved that by always having stickers on the door. Then eventually just removing the door completely.
So one time was not enough for him to learn?
Him was I in this context, and no it was not.
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@dreikin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pjh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Given it mentions the word millennial, sounds more like a commune. Indeed:
this means of accommodation and lifestyle brings together families, couples or even individuals who’ve made the choice to pool their resources to create, develop and/or finance their living space together. The building is managed by its community
No.
That's called an HOA. They're terrible.
I was under the impression there was no "choice" involved in HOAs. Accede to their rule or don't bother moving there.
Can you live in a commune housing and not join the commune?
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@dreikin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That's called an HOA. They're terrible.
I was under the impression there was no "choice" involved in HOAs. Accede to their rule or don't bother moving there.
That's always been my experience. You can't buy the house or condo unless you sign the HOA agreement up front.
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@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dreikin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That's called an HOA. They're terrible.
I was under the impression there was no "choice" involved in HOAs. Accede to their rule or don't bother moving there.
That's always been my experience. You can't buy the house or condo unless you sign the HOA agreement up front.
The way it works is that the builder establishes the HOA and signs the contract before they let buyers in, and every buyer has to sign the contract. Otherwise the HOA wouldn't be able to force you to sign if the lot wasn't already under contract.
IMO, I'm not sure I'm comfortable with it's legality from an personal ethics standpoint.
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@magus said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@karla Oh man, that happened among my friends once.
We were having a LAN party at my place on a weekend, and my friend's little brother came along. He ran full-speed into the glass sliding door of the normal room part of the garage.
You just cannot avoid laughing.
Yeah. We solved that by always having stickers on the door. Then eventually just removing the door completely.
Why not just make the door really dirty and not clean it? Gosh, do I have to think of everything around here?
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Edit: found the tweet.
https://twitter.com/JazzTrombonist/status/933064222778335232
As seen on https://i.imgur.com/bonM3yv.jpg
Probably fake -- but still funny.
There are several comments explaining why it has to be fake — but still funny.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why not just make the door really dirty and not clean it? Gosh, do I have to think of everything around here?
Dogs are very efficient at that...
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@magus said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
He ran full-speed into the glass sliding door of the normal room part of the garage.
I ran through a glass sliding door in a friend's place when I was little. I recall there was less laughing, and more blood and stitches involved.
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@kian said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@magus said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
He ran full-speed into the glass sliding door of the normal room part of the garage.
I ran through a glass sliding door in a friend's place when I was little. I recall there was less laughing, and more blood and stitches involved.
I ran through a screen sliding door one time, but fortunately that involved less blood and stitches.
I also ran partway through (as in, my arm went through) a pane of glass in a French storm door as it was closing on its spring. That one did involve blood and stitches.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@kian said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@magus said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
He ran full-speed into the glass sliding door of the normal room part of the garage.
I ran through a glass sliding door in a friend's place when I was little. I recall there was less laughing, and more blood and stitches involved.
I ran through a screen sliding door one time, but fortunately that involved less blood and stitches.
I also ran partway through (as in, my arm went through) a pane of glass in a French storm door as it was closing on its spring. That one did involve blood and stitches.
My brother put his arm through a glass-topped table once as a kid. In his defence, my other older brother was using it as a makeshift shield and interposed it into a punch. That involved lots of blood and stitches.
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I ran through an open door once. No injury, no embarrassment. A++ Would run again
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All these anecdotes about glass lead me to believe glass should be banned....
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
All these anecdotes about glass lead me to believe glass should be banned....
But what about leaded glass ???
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
All these anecdotes about glass lead me to believe glass should be banned....
But what about leaded glass ???
If you're leading Google somewhere it should be to the trash, no?
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Let me try to keep this topical.
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@zecc When/where was that? Not tempered safety glass; that's got to be a code violation anywhere in the US.
Filed under: Analyzing stupid internet GIFs ->
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
the only thing better than installing skype is uninstalling skype. Or pretty much any other thing in the world
No. Oracle exists still. Lotus Notes remains a blight on the soul of the world. SAP continues to infest the nether regions of many a company. Skype is not the worst.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
a French storm door
shouldn't that be une porte d'orage Français?
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@hardwaregeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@zecc When/where was that?
Imgur comment two hours ago
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hardwaregeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@zecc When/where was that?
Imgur comment two hours ago
Sorry, the question wasn't directed to you, specifically. It was more of a rhetorical question, just noting that it must have been in the somewhat distant past and/or somewhere with less stringent safety standards than the present-day US.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dreikin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pjh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Given it mentions the word millennial, sounds more like a commune. Indeed:
this means of accommodation and lifestyle brings together families, couples or even individuals who’ve made the choice to pool their resources to create, develop and/or finance their living space together. The building is managed by its community
No.
That's called an HOA. They're terrible.
I was under the impression there was no "choice" involved in HOAs. Accede to their rule or don't bother moving there.
Can you live in a commune housing and not join the commune?
The way they describe it, possibly. The commune aspect could come about after the sale, unlike what you later posted about HOAs where the HOA is first.
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