The quasi Official Stupid Ideas that have actually been done thread
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A friend talking about the Danish random gunman with unknown motive:
“He wasn’t someone who could kill people. He stabbed a guy, OK, but it was only in the leg,” Benny said. “When we fight, we stab, but always in the leg, not to kill. I’ve stabbed ten or eleven people. I know he didn’t have the money to buy an automatic gun. Here it costs 50,000 kroner (nearly £5,000).”
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One stab to the femoral artery in the leg will lead to a quick death, so...
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A Detroit man stabbed two people at a suburban bus stop after asking his victims whether or not they were Muslim, according to police.
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One was stabbed five times in the attack. The other was stabbed in the hand as he tried to stop the attack, Hawkins said. Both were released from the hospital with “non-life threatening injuries.”Is this a Thing now?
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Yep, like a fucking plague. Now every stupid disfunctional lonely asshole has an excuse to murder people: jihad.
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In Detroit and, apparently, Paris: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/02/17/jewish-journalist-gets-hate-on-videotape-as-strolls-streets-paris/
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@RaceProUK: I hereby challenge you to only post in excluded topics for 24 hours. Begin whenever you wish, so long as you notify at least 3 other members of the forum that you are beginning the challenge. I suggest that you start at a time when shadowmod obtains a new backup for easy verification that you have successfully completed the challenge.
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Creating the .sucks tld and charging 2,500 bucks for any reasonably sized brand to buy it.
On the other hand, a completely good idea would be if you could afford apple.sucks, google.sucks, and microsoft.sucks and put up flamebait forums for everyone to rage against whomever they hate, but switch the DNS out randomly so the commentards are constantly posting incoherent craziness on the wrong forums. You could just run them in circles 24/7, chasing where their last post went, like a giant perpetual hamster wheel of stupid.
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This episode and this article:
It reads like The Onion. That should tell you enough.
I watched about 2 minutes of that episode and it was rubbish.
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On the other hand, a completely good idea would be if you could afford apple.sucks, google.sucks, and microsoft.sucks and put up flamebait forums for everyone to rage against whomever they hate, but switch the DNS out randomly so the commentards are constantly posting incoherent craziness on the wrong forums. You could just run them in circles 24/7, chasing where their last post went, like a giant perpetual hamster wheel of stupid.
Just make it the same forum with different skinning.
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How is sea salt organic?
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Get some impurities from critters?
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How is sea salt organic?
I can't find a picture and I'm too lazy to go find a bag and take one, but we have this brand of ice down here. Every bag of it has their slogan: "It's twice as nice because it's natural ice."
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Hey, maybe the fact that it isn't just frozen H2O makes it taste better or something? I mean there's no way a lake is pure water.
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Every bag of it has their slogan: "It's twice as nice because it's natural ice."
That could make sense if they're doing old school ice harvesting on frozen lakes or glaciers or something. I doubt that's what they mean, though.
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That could make sense if they're doing old school ice harvesting on frozen lakes or glaciers or something. I doubt that's what they mean, though.
In Florida? Ummm....yeah, I'm sure they ship that natural ice all the way from the Rocky Mountains or some place else west of the Mississippi.
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natural ice
It's very natural for water to become ice when you put it in a freezer.
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Is it an organic freezer though?
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How is sea salt organic?
It's right there in the name. NaCl
C for Carbon. So it's organic.
Now, would you like to buy an organic diamond?
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But that's only for iodized salt.
That's why the old formula was NaC.
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a completely good idea would be if you could afford apple.sucks, google.sucks, and microsoft.sucks and put up flamebait forums for everyone to rage against whomever they hate, but switch the DNS out randomly so the commentards are constantly posting incoherent craziness on the wrong forums.
Cheap-ass way to achieve that would be to buy really.sucks or totally.sucks (which are both still resolving to 127.0.53.53 as I write, for what that's worth).
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Now, would you like to buy an organic diamond?
Only if it's free-range gluten-free non-GMO with magnetic particle-aligned oxygen-free copper cabling.
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Now, would you like to buy an organic diamond?
No, I heard that carbon is bad. I want an inorganic diamond.
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Found this and remembered this thread
Damn! I had to go and throw those old coveralls away! If only I'd known...
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They're called "tabi". I have one pair in black and another in white. They're meant to be worn with wood-soled shoes called "geta".
Much to the amusement of the West, the socks come in distinct left and right forms, but the shoes are interchangeable.
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TIL tabi is a thing. I'll be investing in a pair of these immediately. http://www.blitzsport.com/Adult-Indoor-Ninja-Tabi-Boots
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Don't forget to add these to your cart as well:
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They'll come in handy the next time I do battle with a rubber ninja!
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…why?
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well if you're running those shoes train your toes better so you can push off stronger and run faster.
they also feel pretty awesome
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they also feel pretty awesome
I'll take your word for it. In the meantime, I think I'll stick to normal shoes that are blue and orange
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I think I'll stick to normal shoes that are blue and orange
/me looks at my shoes that are blue and green for the left and red and pink for the right foot
seems normal to me.
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Are you 5 years old?
if she is, then so am i.
my shoes are even mismatched!
as are my socks!
because it's fun!
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Well...are you?
/me looks at the collection of expensive toys on her desk
hmm.
/me looks at her mismatched shoes/socks
err....
/me looks at her latest pay stub
ah...
i think i have to go with "maybe"
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Are you basically Tom Hanks in Big?
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Hah! I'm older than you. I'm generally agreed to be mentally six.
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@accalia said:
if she is, then so am i.
Well...are you?
Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional
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Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up is optional
that sounds familliar..... did you get that from a crafty fox?