The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tharpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I think you mean judo throws? Judo chops (which, for practical purposes, don't exist any more) are pretty much the same as karate chops.
It's funny because it makes no sense.
You should check out my new baseball kicking technique.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You should check out my new baseball kicking technique.
I'm not interested to see it unless they throw a basket or bowling ball ...
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@luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You should check out my new baseball kicking technique.
I'm not interested to see it unless they throw a basket or bowling ball ...
Hmm, I may have just invented a new sport where you play Horseshoes but instead of a spike it's a ball and instead of a horseshoe it's a woven basket. I'm going to name it Football because Basketball is already taken.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You should check out my new baseball kicking technique.
I'm not interested to see it unless they throw a basket or bowling ball ...
Hmm, I may have just invented a new sport where you play Horseshoes but instead of a spike it's a ball and instead of a horseshoe it's a woven basket. I'm going to name it Football because Basketball is already taken.
Silly @ben_lubar ,who would want to toss baskets into a ball?
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
toss baskets into a ball
maybe we could use a sphere instead?
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@luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
toss baskets into a ball
maybe we could use a sphere instead?
Toss ball onto ball? Now let's not be lewd! 😉
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Not sure whether to put this here or in the "Trump Bites"-thread, but things can always be moved at an inhumane cost for a mod:
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@mikael_svahnberg said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Make Python great again
That assumes it was once great ...
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@mikael_svahnberg said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not sure whether to put this here or in the "Trump Bites"-thread, but things can always be moved at an inhumane cost for a mod:
Bah. How am I supposed to take them seriously?
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If that's possible, why do they suspect feathers?
And if they suspect feathers now, why wouldn't they draw birds with feathers in the future?
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://twitter.com/AtiliusAugustus/status/910959012052717570
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If that's possible, why do they suspect feathers?
Occasional fossil finds of imprints which look a lot like feathers. Palaeontology is a massive jigsaw where finding a new piece more often than not expands the board rather than filling in the spaces you already knew where there
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And if they suspect feathers now, why wouldn't they draw birds with feathers in the future?
Well yeah, given knowledge of feathers you would include them. If you don't know a species had feathers and have no reason to suspect they did, you'd draw them like in the tweets
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I click, it opens a youtube page, starts, stops, and shows that message again. ??? On both FF and Chrome.
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@ben_lubar Pfft, these "scientists" can't even figure out the exact appearance of some animals that lived 200 million years ago, what a bunch of idiots.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
it opens a youtube page, starts, stops, and shows that message again.
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@jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Occasional fossil finds of imprints which look a lot like feathers
So they ate a bird and choked.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Man, there is no way he flipped in the span of 24 hours!
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@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I call fake, no way he could have screenshot only half his phone like that.... :P :P :P
Also, nobody censors in texts....
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
To me this seems kind of like when a few years ago the internet blew up with the realization that you could wrap a Macbook power cord using the tabs that are there for that exact purpose.
I remember the Twittergasm when people figured out how Tic-Tac boxes worked. Which they... somehow?... never knew before.
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
To me this seems kind of like when a few years ago the internet blew up with the realization that you could wrap a Macbook power cord using the tabs that are there for that exact purpose.
I remember the Twittergasm when people figured out how Tic-Tac boxes worked. Which they... somehow?... never knew before.
I mean, it's not like there's instructions, but it sure leaves testament to viral knowledge?
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
To me this seems kind of like when a few years ago the internet blew up with the realization that you could wrap a Macbook power cord using the tabs that are there for that exact purpose.
I remember the Twittergasm when people figured out how Tic-Tac boxes worked. Which they... somehow?... never knew before.
I was even further behind. Eating just one at a time never entered my mind.
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I think trump is starting a software company, and it's going to be yuge.
https://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/sof/d/killer-full-stack-coder-wanted/6322780204.html
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I think trump is starting a software company, and it's going to be yuge.
https://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/sof/d/killer-full-stack-coder-wanted/6322780204.html
IF YOU ARE A SUPER KILLER CODER AND YOU'RE NOT A WHINER, AND YOU CAN DEAL WITH A BLUNT VISIONARY
who yells all the time, apparently.
YOU'LL GET RICH AS HELL WHEN WE GET HUGE AND WE WILL!
Yeah, right.
WE ARE NOT FUNDED YET! SO YES YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE YOU CAN CODE AT LEAST 10HRS OR MORE A WEEK FOR EQUITY
Equity in a company that doesn't have, and may never have, any money. How about, NO!
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I remember the Twittergasm when people figured out how Tic-Tac boxes worked.
Filed under: needs more jpeg
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I remember the Twittergasm when people figured out how Tic-Tac boxes worked.
Filed under: needs more jpeg
But... why would you ever not pick the middle???
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@tsaukpaetra IRCC it's because against a good opponent it gets you into a tie.
And I prefer open collars.
Nearly wrote "loose collar" there, but Urban Dictionary saved my ass.
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Thank you for making this available. Do you have something similar for those triangle puzzles with the golf tees that they give you at Cracker Barrel to help you forget how long it's taking to get your order?
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A web search for
triangle puzzles with the golf tees that they give you at Cracker Barrel
was surprisingly productive.
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I remember the Twittergasm when people figured out how Tic-Tac boxes worked.
Filed under: needs more jpeg
The creator forgot how to play in the third row.
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@zecc Why would you idiots read "Tic-Tac" and assume I meant "tic-tac-toe"?
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@boomzilla Reminds me of this:
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@coldandtired said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I remember the Twittergasm when people figured out how Tic-Tac boxes worked.
Filed under: needs more jpeg
The creator forgot how to play in the third row.
No, they didn't.
Flip the board across the bottom left to top right diagonal.
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@zecc Why would you idiots read "Tic-Tac" and assume I meant "tic-tac-toe"?
Misinterpreting what you said is this thing called a "joke". You see those sometimes on comedy sites.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Flip the board across the bottom left to top right diagonal.
I don't know, it still looks like the highlight is wrong, and what's worse now the moves don't even match the previous board state.
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Flip the board across the bottom left to top right diagonal.
I don't know, it still looks like the highlight is wrong, and what's worse now the moves don't even match the previous board state.
The highlight was wrong in the original, for that row.
This is how it would go if flipped.
However, this doesn't do the third row. You'd one where the first move was O in the first column. However, it does handle the case of O starting in the top center.
+-+-+-+ +-+-+-+ +-+-+-+ +-+-+-+ | |O| | |X|O| | |X|O| | |X|O| | +-+-+-+ +-+-+-+ +-+-+-+ +-+-+-+ | | | | | | | | |O| | | |O|\| | WIN +-+-+-+ +-+-+-+ +-+-+-+ +-+-+-+ |X| | | |X| | | |X| | | |X|-|X| +-+-+-+ +-+-+-+ +-+-+-+ +-+-+-+
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@xaade Ok, I think understand what you are saying.
Still seems easier to me to just flip the highlight in the last column, than to leave the highlight as is and flip all the boards along the third row.
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade Ok, I think understand what you are saying.
Still seems easier to me to just flip the highlight in the last column, than to leave the highlight as is and flip all the boards along the third row.
eh?
You flip everything. The highlight just happens to be off for the 3rd row.
You're flipping it to get the other starting positions.
Oh, wait, I get what's happening now.
I thought people were saying that there was no starting O in the third row of any of the possible start positions.
Yeah, just flip the highlight.
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@heterodox said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Hmmm. We used to play a game at the supermarket called "what's the ugliest thing they have for sale in this store?"
We gave it up when we noticed that the winner was always celery root.
https://nutritionistmeetschef.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/celeriac.jpg
Yeesh. HR GIger much?