The Official Status Thread
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@jaloopa said in The Official Status Thread:
@raceprouk how boring. I bet you don't shit at work either do you?
Not at my desk: that would be icky.
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A day and a half to finish testing an integration so it can go live on Monday.
And the spec changes.
Status: Fucking dammit.
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Status: Got a commit in the company TFS that ended in 000. Was seriously tempted to make a commit message celebrating the round number.
YKYBSTMTOWTDWTFW.....
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@raceprouk said in The Official Status Thread:
@jaloopa said in The Official Status Thread:
@raceprouk how boring. I bet you don't shit at work either do you?
Not at my desk: that would be icky.
You mean you don't have one of these?
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@jaloopa No.
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@izzion The real round numbers are the powers of π…
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@dkf said in The Official Status Thread:
@izzion The real round numbers are the
powerseven multiples of π…FTFY.
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@raceprouk said in The Official Status Thread:
Not at my desk
Yeah ... the CEO's chair is way more absorbing
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
@dkf said in The Official Status Thread:
@izzion The real round numbers are the
powerseven multiples of π…FTFY.
How can a multiple of a transcendental number be even?
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@hungrier said in The Official Status Thread:
@raceprouk said in The Official Status Thread:
Not at my desk
What about Deborah's desk?
Who's Deborah?
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@pleegwat said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
@dkf said in The Official Status Thread:
@izzion The real round numbers are the
powerseven multiples of π…FTFY.
How can a multiple of a transcendental number be even?
i meant
2nπ | n∈Z
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@raceprouk Someone whose boss hit on her and got rejected.
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STATUS: Spoke to real estate agent today, saying I was interested in a house that had been out for sale before the summer and never got sold. Was told that they will reopen the sale because I showed interest and I booked a meeting to take a look at it in 1.5 weeks. If nothing puts me off I'll make a bid. (Is a slight risk if there's some non-obvious reason as to why it's been for sale for 2 years.) The larger, but not too large, living space and cutting ~45 mins off my daily commute will be highly worth it, though!
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Status: dreamt in code.
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@atazhaia said in The Official Status Thread:
and never got sold
The most common reason I've seen for that is that it is way overpriced (for what it is) and the seller refuses to come down. (Of course, where I live, an average 3bed/2bath house will sell for 300K+ over asking with multiple bids in under a week)
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@dcon The obvious reason from my analysis would be that it's right next to the main road through town, which has a lot of traffic including heavy traffic. Hopefully that's the only reason, as I can live with that.
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STATUS
Me, a week ago:
It's late. Let me just fix this tiny visual glitch in my Steam client and go to bad.
Me now, after one week of dicking with CSS on and off, while other features are blocked, because I just can't let this go
WHY WON'T YOU WORK, CSS!? WHY WON'T YOU EVER JUST DO WHAT I WANT!??
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
and go to bad
I suspected you're not really a nice guy
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Status: Google wants me to rediscover this day.
Apparently I was as a pool party today four years ago.
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@tsaukpaetra Ahh, the life before minimal distance restrictions...
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra Ahh, the life before minimal distance restrictions...
Fun fact, the girl in that picture almost called rape because I nudged her to wake up for dinner.
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@tsaukpaetra
Maybe next time, don't nudge in the @Perverted_Vixen zone?
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Fun fact, the girl in that picture almost called rape because I nudged her to wake up for dinner.
You dipped your schlong in chocolate for nothing.
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra
Maybe next time, don't nudge in the @Perverted_Vixen zone?I have to believe she was dreaming she was in the victorian age or something, I wasn't even close!
@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Fun fact, the girl in that picture almost called rape because I nudged her to wake up for dinner.
You dipped your schlong in chocolate for nothing.
I prefer peanut butter.
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Status: Don't mind me, I'm just waiting for the top of the hour so I can deploy my proxy server changes
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Is Astalavista still a thing?
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Status: Our offshore team has annoyed me... for the last time.
root = true [*.cs] indent_style = tab end_of_line = crlf trim_trailing_whitespace = true
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
@jazzyjosh said in The Official Status Thread:
Is Astalavista still a thing?
-shrug-
dunno.
They got bought out by Yahoo! and eventually merged
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@raceprouk said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
@jazzyjosh said in The Official Status Thread:
Is Astalavista still a thing?
-shrug-
dunno.
They got bought out by Yahoo! and eventually merged
Yahoo bought Arnie? "Astalavista BABY!"
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@jarry It seems these security researchers get arrested or sued way more often then actual criminals. Plus they get less money.
Talk about choosing the wrong side.
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@jarry said in The Official Status Thread:
Wait what??
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra
Maybe next time, don't nudge in the @Perverted_Vixen zone?oi! @Tsaukpaetra is welcome *anywhere in my zone!
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Status:
Creating mimimum reproductions of bugs for random javascript github issues.
why don't more people actually go through the effort of doing these? it's taken all of three minutes to do three. and two minutes of that was loading cloud9 online IDE and now i know two of the issues were false positives and the dev of the third one now has a 7 line file that shows the error without needing to install and run the tests for a package a thousand times bigger.
.... i..... must..... keep...... going....
MORE!
MORE
MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MORE MINIMUM ISSUE REPRODUCTION FILES!
I MUST CREATE MORE!
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
MORE MINIMUM ISSUE REPRODUCTION FILES!
I MUST CREATE MORE!
l LOVE YOU !!! **:aleph0:
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
MORE MINIMUM ISSUE REPRODUCTION FILES!
I MUST CREATE MORE!If you wanted to generate more content, all you had to do is ask.
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Status: My local news station is apparently going to air a story about cartoons that are unsuitable for children tomorrow at 22:00.
Here's the question I have: Did my local news station just find out about Hentai or about South Park?
Here's the question @blakeyrat had: Did my local news station just find out that Fritz the cat existed?
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Statua: notice: maximum intake of Dihydrogen Monoxide limit reached.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
My local news station is apparently going to air a story about cartoons that are unsuitable for children tomorrow at 22:00.
Are they going to blame the shows for corrupting the nation's youth, therefore absolving the parents/guardians of all responsibility in controlling what their kids see?
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@magus said in The Official Status Thread:
Basically, text directly at the center of my vision is fine, but even slightly off, the top of letters have orange aliasing, and the bottoms have blue. It's fairly annoying.
Speaking as a wearer of rather strong glasses, you'll probably get used to it. I see everything that way when I'm not wearing my contact lenses, and by now it's more a curiosity than an annoyance.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: My local news station is apparently going to air a story about cartoons that are unsuitable for children tomorrow at 22:00.
Well, hentai is unsuitable for children.......
It's hell of a lot of fun to watch even so.
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
Did my local news station just find out about Hentai or about South Park?
Probably....?
@raceprouk said in The Official Status Thread:
[...]absolving the parents/guardians of all responsibility [...]?
:IMPOTENT_RAGE:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Filed under: Why isn't an emoji yet?
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@perverted_vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
Filed under: Why isn't an emoji yet?
Pull requests accepted :P
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@jarry said in The Official Status Thread:
Wait what??
Yeah, I simply don't believe they have the right guy. And I hope he sues them once all is said and done, because even arrests without convictions are bad, in this country at least, and may have to be reported to various clients.