The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Lemme guess. Florida?
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@polygeekery What happened to the wolf and the cabbage?
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@pjh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't know who these people are, so I'm calling @ben_lubar alt detected!
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pjh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't know who these people are, so I'm calling @ben_lubar alt detected!
You don't know Putin?
I assume the fruit is a raspberry. I suspect I know who the one on the right is.
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I assume the fruit is a raspberry.
Correct.
@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I suspect I know who the one on the right is.
Vladberry, obviously.
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@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
1XX is "I can respond"
2XX is "here is the response"
3XX is "I can't respond but it's ok here's why"
4XX is "I can't respond because you fucked up"
5XX is "I can't respond because I fucked up"What is 6XX?
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
3XX is "I can't respond but it's ok here's why"
Actually, it's "I can't respond but that guy over there can"
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
1XX is "I can respond"
2XX is "here is the response"
3XX is "I can't respond but it's ok here's why"
4XX is "I can't respond because you fucked up"
5XX is "I can't respond because I fucked up"
What is 6XX?6XX is "I could respond, but fuck you"
Also known as the @Lorne-Kates response range.
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't know who these people are, so I'm calling @ben_lubar alt detected!
The one on the right's biographer was Dr. M., Boney.
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@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
3XX is "I can't respond but it's ok here's why"
Actually, it's "I can't respond but that guy over there can"
300 is "I don't know which file you want but here's a list of the choices"
304 is "I can't respond but you already know the answer"
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@carrievs said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery What happened to the wolf and the cabbage?
Nothing. He just has to carry goat over first.
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I suspect I know who the one on the right is.
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pjh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't know who these people are, so I'm calling @ben_lubar alt detected!
Then you're going to hate this one as well:
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@da-doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pjh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't know who these people are, so I'm calling @ben_lubar alt detected!
Then you're going to hate this one as well:
I don't hate, I just don't understand.
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't hate, I just don't understand.
Raspberry + Vladimir Putin = Rasputin
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Putin on the Ritz
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@da-doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pjh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't know who these people are, so I'm calling @ben_lubar alt detected!
Then you're going to hate this one as well:
I've often wondered whether Putin is mindful of staying in or out of Ritz hotels.
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@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't hate, I just don't understand.
Raspberry + Vladimir Putin = Rasputin
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Putin on the RitzOh....
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm not sure I understand this one either...
Nun looking at the condoms, the use of which are considered a sin in Catholicism.
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@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't hate, I just don't understand.
Raspberry + Vladimir Putin = Rasputin
and
Putin on the Ritz
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm not sure I understand this one either...
Nun looking at the condoms, the use of which are considered a sin in Catholicism.
I don't consider her looking at them. If anything her eyes are on the photographer.
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm not sure I understand this one either...
It's at the checkout. The guy taking the photo is buying a Trojan value pack, and a nun is queuing up behind him.
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@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The guy taking the photo is buying a Trojan value pack, and a nun is queuing up behind him.
And he's a devout Mormon, looking at her sixer of Frappucino, clicking his tongue at a supposedly pious person laying in a supply of mind-altering caffeine.
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@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm not sure I understand this one either...
It's at the checkout. The guy taking the photo is buying a Trojan value pack, and a nun is queuing up behind him.
.....and?
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@da-doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The guy taking the photo is buying a Trojan value pack, and a nun is queuing up behind him.
And he's a devout Mormon, looking at her sixer of Frappucino, clicking his tongue at a supposedly pious person laying in a supply of mind-altering caffeine.
Y'all should write a story for all the things your shoulder aliens are muttering to you about this innocuous woman at a grocery store....
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm not sure I understand this one either...
It's at the checkout. The guy taking the photo is buying a Trojan value pack, and a nun is queuing up behind him.
.....and?
Never mind mate :-D
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Naturally flavored grape soda with other natural flavors
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@coldandtired said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Naturally flavored grape soda with other natural flavors
They're not wrong. All those chemicals can be found and produced naturally.
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@tsaukpaetra humans are part of nature too! That makes everything we do natural. Right?
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Sold!
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm not sure I understand this one either...
Nun looking at the condoms, the use of which are considered a sin in Catholicism.
It looks like she stacked all her groceries precariously on the very edge, as far away from the condoms as possible, to make sure that everyone can clearly see that they're not part of her purchase.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm not sure I understand this one either...
Nun looking at the condoms, the use of which are considered a sin in Catholicism.
It looks like she stacked all her groceries precariously on the very edge, as far away from the condoms as possible, to make sure that everyone can clearly see that they're not part of her purchase.
Now that I can find the humor in.
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@coldandtired said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Naturally flavored grapefruit soda with other natural flavors
FTFY.
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