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@Atazhaia said in Quotes Out of Context:
@blakeyrat said:
Let me suck all your cocks!
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@boomzilla said
I don't want to be sane!
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A quote from my world
Curiosity is but the first step in the path of knowledge. For without it there is no learning.
You thought it would be something dirty, didn't you?
.... You pervert.
... I like that. We should hang out some time.
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@Perverted_Vixen said in Quotes Out of Context:
You thought it would be something dirty, didn't you?
Given who posted it? Yes :P
@Perverted_Vixen said in Quotes Out of Context:
You pervert
@Perverted_Vixen said in Quotes Out of Context:
I like that
@Perverted_Vixen said in Quotes Out of Context:
We should hang out some time
/me looks up plane ticket prices
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@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@RaceProUK said in Quotes Out of Context:
plane ticket prices
United?
I'm crazy, not insane :P
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@cark said:
I do it like 20 times a day
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@cvi said in Quotes Out of Context:
@cark said:
I do it like 20 times a day
Look, I wasn't very careful when I came up with that number, so it's not really accurate. On some days I only do it once or twice, or even not at all if I'm pressed for time. And on some days, I keep doing and re-doing it because I'm not happy with the result or I forgot a step, and the number could be higher
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@royal_poet said:
Can we have a dirty Dominos?
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@cark said in Quotes Out of Context:
@cvi said in Quotes Out of Context:
@cark said:
I do it like 20 times a day
Look, I wasn't very careful when I came up with that number, so it's not really accurate. On some days I only do it once or twice, or even not at all if I'm pressed for time. And on some days, I keep doing and re-doing it because I'm not happy with the result or I forgot a step, and the number could be higher
Sounds to me you're not practicing enough. It should feel a natural and almost automatic procedure by now...
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@asdf said:
Never forget to wiggle the mouse!
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@cark said in Quotes Out of Context:
some days, I keep doing and re-doing it because I'm not happy with the result or I forgot a step
Masturbating on the StairMaster may be hazardous to your health.
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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@pydsigner said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zecc said:
It beats touching your parent's private parts.Somehow I don't see this being better in context.
So what you're saying is that nothing beats touching your parent's private parts?
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
Pounding it harder doesn't make it better...
@Tsaukpaetra said:
If you pound it too hard it will just be broken, and you'll have to get a new one.
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@cvi said:
It beg, It end, ...
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@RaceProUK said :
It got bigger
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@ben_lubar said:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
I kinda like some of my ponies....
Have you done this one yet?
(Edit: Can't seem to get the inner quote to show properly. View raw I guess...)
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@cartman82 said:
the worst they can do is shower the target with cheap HEAD
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I have brain cancer and I've got about three weeks to live.
I have a handgun, and I'm going to go out on my terms.
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@tsaukpaetra said:
My face is right next to her chest.
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@wharrgarbl said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tsaukpaetra said:
My face is right next to her chest.
And she wasn't wearing any clothes either!
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@tsaukpaetra not even a Jacobean ruff?
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@jaloopa said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tsaukpaetra not even a Jacobean ruff?
Googling.....
No, but she was wearing a pink collar. Should probably wash that, actually...
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@scarlet_manuka said in Quotes Out of Context:
(Edit: Can't seem to get the inner quote to show properly. View raw I guess...)
It works fine, but after you edit a post, it refreshes the post to show the edited version, but some of the rendering stuff that should happen does not happen. Like adding the buttons that let you display the contents of nested quotes...
So in some cases, the post will be rendered incorrectly after you've edited it, and to see how it should really look, you have to refresh the page or navigate so that it's loaded correctly (clicking the permalink on the post is the simplest).
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@tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@wharrgarbl said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tsaukpaetra said:
My face is right next to her chest.
And she wasn't wearing any clothes either!
And you expect us to believe that wasn't a hickey on her breast...
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@anotherusername said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@wharrgarbl said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tsaukpaetra said:
My face is right next to her chest.
And she wasn't wearing any clothes either!
And you expect us to believe that wasn't a hickey on her breast...
I would say that's how I noticed it, but I saw it before any such action occurred, so I was more worried.
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An article I'm reading wrote:
How does it make a perfect cup of tea without access to my mum?
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@raceprouk said
@pjh It's not that long
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@raceprouk dependency-inject instance of Mum object?
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@doctorjones said:
I raise @Boner
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@someone_at_accalias_work said:
Unfortunately, our exchange environment doesnât support the âAssumptionâ feature that allows Outlook to guess who youâre trying to email.
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@luhmann said
boner always comes first
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@tsaukpaetra said:
VERY Sticky...
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@luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tsaukpaetra said:
I want anal sex
VERY Sticky...
I should hope it's not sticky, that would be quite uncomfortable!
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@tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
quite uncomfortable!
so ... when it's not sticky it's comfortable?
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@luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
quite uncomfortable!
so ... when it's not sticky it's comfortable?
Oh, certainly! That means it's still fresh and slimey, much more comfortable as lubrication!
Filed under Stick shift
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@heterodox said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
slimey
Ew.
@tsaukpaetra will remember that
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@tsaukpaetra
Touché
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@Arantor said:
very important for post-Brexit negotiations to know whether there are strong and stable temporary tables in France that we might need to have a customs union and access to via the single market.
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@cartman82 said:
Why is he exploding that?
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@rhywden said:
But, sure, laugh while your guy supports the death of thousands of your citizens.
@rhywden said:
Also, nice Godwin.
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Deleted at request of the quotee. I should check my lounge privilege