The Official Status Thread
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@accalia Who's to say the image wasn't submitted a couple of weeks ago?
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@raceprouk said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia Who's to say the image wasn't submitted a couple of weeks ago?
but it was posted today...... why would you have waited till today to post it if it was taken weeks ago?
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
why would you have waited till today to post it if it was taken weeks ago?
to confuse foxes?
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
but it was posted today...... why would you have waited till today to post it if it was taken weeks ago?
Could have been any time up to last Thursday, so not too odd that it might have missed the cut for last week's Error'd.
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@sloosecannon said in The Official Status Thread:
You could do it in PHP, but then you're using PHP, so you're screwed
It's hard to make "PHP sucks" jokes when the alternative is Javascript...
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@carrievs said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
but it was posted today...... why would you have waited till today to post it if it was taken weeks ago?
Could have been any time up to last Thursday, so not too odd that it might have missed the cut for last week's Error'd.
Not to mention getting images after the event isn't exactly unusual.
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Status: We have a missing goldfish.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: We have a missing goldfish.
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For some reason, only one of the two USB ports on the side of a ProBook G2 seem to be working. How...? I'm guessing it's not software as if one port works, the other should. Not power management settings as I'm set to High Performance. Even if it were software, not sure what I could do to fix without Administrator.
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@heterodox unlikely, as we have no cat. My money is on it jumping out and one of the dogs eating it.
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Status: the bug I found yesterday is Not My Bug
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@polygeekery said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: We have a missing goldfish.
Missing goldfish has been located, behind the dresser.
On my to-do list for today, get another $0.29 goldfish.
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Fuck Makefiles.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Status Thread:
@anonymous234 said in The Official Status Thread:
Fuck Makefiles.
Make Fuckfiles.
Muck Fakefiles
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@polygeekery said in The Official Status Thread:
@anonymous234 said in The Official Status Thread:
Fuck Makefiles.
Make Fuckfiles.
Paging @Perverted_Vixen
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@polygeekery said in The Official Status Thread:
@anonymous234 said in The Official Status Thread:
Fuck Makefiles.
Make Fuckfiles.
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Status: Performance improvements deployed to production... 97% reduction in execution time compared to pre-change evaluations of the specified data set.
And this problematic process represented over half of the total workload on the system before this week's changes.
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@perverted_vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
Make Fuckfiles.
I was sure you would have already had one of those.
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@antiquarian said in The Official Status Thread:
@perverted_vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
Make Fuckfiles.
I was sure you would have already had one of those.
Sure, but you can never have too many!
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Status: My act of goldfish subterfuge is less than convincing. Where's a carney when you need one?
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Accidentally locked out my main database account at 4:30 p.m. on a Friday. I was planning to build out application infrastructure all weekend.
Fuck my life. >.<
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@polygeekery
Either that, or the kiddo has guilty knowledge because he's the one that extracted fishy from the bowl. And the guilt is transferring to rage at you.
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
I'm going to give it a solid chance first though.
Ok, for now, it seems they seem to be working. We'll see for how long though...
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Status:
.... Okay.....
Am I missing something, or is there no "Install done" anything here?
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@magus said in The Official Status Thread:
A short conversation, filled with shock after shock, since I don't think even the Node users here like it that much.
I like it. It's the best api backend environment at the moment.
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Status: Putting a pause on my efforts to get this web app to load in Hostable Web Core (essentially IIS Express).
NFC what's wrong, but I just get 500 errors (if it doesn't core dump failing to load an unknown dll, that is) even for what are supposed to be static files.
At least got request logging working...
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@polygeekery
Either that, or the kiddo has guilty knowledge because he's the one that extracted fishy from the bowl. And the guilt is transferring to rage at you.Unless he got the goldfish from the tank and put it behind the dresser it sits on, on the a/c vent, in some weird attempt to make fish jerky, it is unlikely.
But, it worked. He did not even notice it was smaller than the rest of them.
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Status: removed a dead body from the pool
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@wharrgarbl
Wow, I think @Lorne-Kates just set a world record for farthest off course of the planned vacation route without being noticed.
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status while waiting for the ISP tech to come plug in the modem (which was already in their system since I just moved service), I decided to go ahead and try it myself. The previous owner of my new house also had service through them. It worked perfectly. Still waiting for the tech, but if he doesn't get here soon I'm gonna go return the moving truck.
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
@wharrgarbl said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: removed a dead body from the pool
wat?
Those leaves were a pain though.
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status no wifi and shitty connection ... Welcome to Luxembourg !
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@luhmann
If I stand on the edge of the patio I have 4g ...
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@luhmann said in The Official Status Thread:
@luhmann
If I stand on the edge of the patio I have 4g ...What if you stand on the edge of the potato?
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@raceprouk
No potatoes but I did try making my browser window 3px wider
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@luhmann said in The Official Status Thread:
@luhmann
Also who put @Onyx in charge of the music ... Fuck ascooterWhat can I say? Those stuck up bastards know who to hire at least.
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Status: Having fun with my robotic arm
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@jarry Nice. You do have the proper safety goggles, though? :)
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@rhywden Yes Sir! i'm seeing the world in a greenish tone today :P
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A little happy I can now sprinkle my function call on all the index pages and instantly get server pagination for the things.
What? You think I'd implement infiniscroll? U nutz?
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Status: WTF Microsoft?!?!
Why is it so hard to tell me what is wrong??!?!?
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Now this is broadband internet :P
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@rhywden He'll be fine so long as he does not stare into the laser beam with his remaining eye.
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@jarry said in The Official Status Thread:
Having fun with my robotic arm
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Status: Found this tune and it brings back happy memories of playing it very loud while pretending to study for exams.
I have much better speakers now. ;)
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
what is wrong??!?!?
think I'm getting closer.
I guess it's trying (and failing to load) .Net 4.0?