The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Boner An article guaranteed to destroy relationships there
Why would you flirt with someone you're already in a relationship with?
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Boner An article guaranteed to destroy relationships there
Why would you flirt with someone you're already in a relationship with?
Why wouldn't you?
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why would you flirt with someone you're already in a relationship with?
You're a hopeless romantic, aren't you?
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Boner An article guaranteed to destroy relationships there
Why would you flirt with someone you're already in a relationship with?
Why wouldn't you?
The flirting is used to potentially initiate a relationship.
Or do you also call flirting that thing girls do when they drop hints there might be some action today when they run out of your money to spend?
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
drop hints there might be some action today when they run out of your money to spend?
Classic 'Fuck Me! Give me money!' move ...
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@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
TIL
My wife showed me this article years ago, now "ovulating" is our in joke code for hoovering.
Also, because we have an extremely fluffy dog, she hoovers two to three times a day. Not sure what that means about her cycle
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Boner An article guaranteed to destroy relationships there
Why would you flirt with someone you're already in a relationship with?
Why wouldn't you?
The flirting is used to potentially initiate a relationship.
And to keep an existing relationship going.
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@RaceProUK and end an existing relationship if the flirting is with other people in front of the partner
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@Jaloopa
Unless the partner likes to watch
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I'll sometimes have a bit of a flirt when Mrs Boner is there, it amuses her because I'm so bad at it.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Boner An article guaranteed to destroy relationships there
Why would you flirt with someone you're already in a relationship with?
This post made me
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Or do you also call flirting that thing girls do when they drop hints there might be some action today when they run out of your money to spend?
From my experience as a broke college student, this doesn't only work for girls.
Yeah, I'm not proud of that… I did pay it all back, though.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Boner An article guaranteed to destroy relationships there
Why would you flirt with someone you're already in a relationship with?
Why wouldn't you?
The flirting is used to potentially initiate a relationship.
Or do you also call flirting that thing girls do when they drop hints there might be some action today when they run out of your money to spend?
I bend over to pick something up..and my husband says "Damn!". I smile, I feel good about myself.
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@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Mrs Boner
I think Lady Boner would be a more appropriate name. :P
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@RaceProUK and end an existing relationship if the flirting is with other people in front of the partner
I like seeing pretty women flirt with my husband. Because I know he is coming
home to me.EDIT: I a word
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Boner An article guaranteed to destroy relationships there
Why would you flirt with someone you're already in a relationship with?
Why wouldn't you?
Edit: darn .
Can i get a feature request to have a red boob 🔴 for mobile?
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Pretty sure fake but still
The girls told reporters that they were worried that the crab’s pincers could have contained poison, so they took turns to suck out the venom from the wound. “We weren’t sure if that type of crab is poisonous, but just to be on the safe side we thought we’d better clean the wound.”
@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla Fuck that site for making the text unselectable
Dev tools to the rescue.
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I found a high def version with the original soundtrack:
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@anonymous234 I'm impressed he made it thru some of those doors without hitting them!
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Also, because we have an extremely fluffy dog, she hoovers two to three times a day.
You're KILLING THE BUNNIES!!! (The dust bunnies are alive and breeding in my house)
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Filed Under: Poe or no
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@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Caption competition
"He was trying to pass the eye test, but it got stuck"
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden it's clearly fake, no-one's asking for user stories.
It says "engineers", not "agile practioners"
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Will someone pitch to Matt Groening or Fox the idea of commissioning a Pointing Laughing Nelson?
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Will someone pitch to Matt Groening or Fox the idea of commissioning a Pointing Laughing Nelson?
As a future Monopoly token, or to be included in the next batch of new emoji?
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@wharrgarbl how many bodies in the back yard?
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@wharrgarbl It took me way too long to realize that the pattern on the curtain is not blood splatter.
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@asdf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@wharrgarbl It took me way too long to realize that the pattern on the curtain is not blood splatter.
How long did it take you to realize the door handle is on the wrong side?
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@RaceProUK Pretty certain you can find an 'S' somewhere in the whole city of Fort Worth.
I mean, it only takes one Starbucks.
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@lucas1 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@wharrgarbl how many bodies in the back yard?
You should ask @Lorne-Kates about that
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@wharrgarbl you posted the pic not him or I
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@asdf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@wharrgarbl It took me way too long to realize that the pattern on the curtain is not blood splatter.
How long did it take you to realize the door handle is on the wrong side?
Not nearly as long. Somehow, that's more obvious.
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@wharrgarbl Nice Garden.
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