The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@RaceProUK Shocking! This couple made their health insurance pay for their expensive sex toys! Click here to discover their secret!
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Follow-up:
I have a friend who kept his WiFi open on purpose (saying he'll stop doing it if he notices any of the neighbors doing something shifty with it). No one figured it out for months, until one day a new computer and printer show up on the network.
So, what the hell, he installed the drivers and printed off:
Thank you for using the <surname> family network. A payment of a beer would be appreciated.
The devices were never to be seen on a network again. The man just wanted a beer, damn it!
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@Onyx What I'd do with something like that is print off a set of instructions for securing the wireless printer... after printing a fake invoice for a ballgag, a blindfold, and a set of furry handcuffs :D
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Onyx What I'd do with something like that is print off a set of instructions for securing the wireless printer... after printing a fake invoice for a ballgag, a blindfold, and a set of furry handcuffs :D
That... does not seem like something a balanced individual would do.
Ah, right, I knew there was a reason I liked you...
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@anonymous234 Is it just me, or are those subtitles just a little bit condescending?
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@El_Heffe
This is why you shouldn't be besties with an NSA employee.
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@PJH Anyone does that to one of my machines, I will hunt them down and remove their joy department.
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We will have free events for users who are so poor that they couldn't pay in 6 months.
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That seems like a terrible way to promote proper posture...
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@RaceProUK
strikes an item from his visit the UK bucket list
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Worst excuse since "I was changing the curtains naked and fell on this lubricated dildo that someone left there as a prank and that's how it got stuck in my butt"
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
lubricated
@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
stuck
The latter isn't meant to happen given the former…
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@RaceProUK Getting stuff stuck is not a matter of lubrication, it's a matter of pushing things too deep so that you can't grab them and pull them back out.
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@anonymous234 If you manage to push one that deep, you might have more serious issues than being unable to get hold of it…
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@RaceProUK It's not that deep, it's just one finger-length. The large intestine goes all the way up to your ribcage.
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@anonymous234 But not in a straight line
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@RaceProUK No, but almost. Just a small curve.
And I've read, from the people that like to play with big stuff, that it can be "straightened out" from the rectum to the belly button without causing any permanent damage (if you do it slowly).
Now you know. And knowing is half the battle.
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@RaceProUK Getting stuff stuck is not a matter of lubrication, it's a matter of pushing things too deep so that you can't grab them and pull them back out.
That actually might be a matter of lubrication, but it's going to be working against you.
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@PJH Comes in next day
: (logs in) Hey IT, were are all my apps???!!!???
: We saw your machine was infected so we wiped the disk.
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH Anyone does that to one of my machines, I will hunt them down and remove their joy department.
Are you auditioning to be @perverted_vixen's slightly less sane roommate?
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH Anyone does that to one of my machines, I will hunt them down and remove their joy department.
Are you auditioning to be @perverted_vixen's slightly less sane roommate?
How dare you‽ There's no 'slightly' about it!!!
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@RaceProUK I was trying to be somewhat delicate.
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@PleegWat And I was taking the piss ;)
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat And I was taking the piss ;)
Yeah, that's pretty perverse. But, you do you. You Golden Shower Pervert.
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Lorne-Kates will take this personally.
But since bitcoin sites won't work with FF22...
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Waking up a cat with an airhorn
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"No. No. NO!"
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