βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
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A TV network is broadcasting the Spanish dubbed version of the American drama series How to Get Away with Murder.
One of the policemen has almost the same voice as Clancy Wiggum from the Simpsons.
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had idea: remember there was another had ideas topic an do your best to keep it on top of the original imposter had ideas thread.
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@anonymous234
The system is called TRAPPIST so they all should be named after Belgian Trappist beers, no the name is no coincidence since the NASA team lead is BelgianWestvleteren
Orval
Westmalle
Chimay
Rochefort
Acheldammit ... now I only have 6 ...
Let's have Chimay Blue & Chimay RedProblem solved
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Randall at xkcd did a strip suggesting sources for new planet names. I offered the category "names that are no longer needed for their original purposes", including:
- Yugoslavia
- masurium
- Bruce Jenner
- brontosaurus
- The Quarrymen
- leprosy
- Armistice Day
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- Green
- Yellow
- Purple
- Blue
- Grey
- Red
- Cyan
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@da-Doctah said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Randall at xkcd did a strip suggesting sources for new planet names. I offered the category "names that are no longer needed for their original purposes", including:
<snip>- Bruce Jenner
I would be less than shocked if the original user of this name uses it again one day.
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- FD&C Blue No. 1
- FD&C Blue No. 2
- FD&C Green No. 3
- FD&C Red No. 3
- FD&C Red No. 40
- FD&C Yellow No. 5
- FD&C Yellow No. 6
Their star can be either Citrus Red 2 or Orange B, as applicable...
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@RaceProUK said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
- Green
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- Purple
- Blue
- Grey
- Red
- Cyan
I think you got the order wrong?
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@RaceProUK let me guess... It's the order of appearance of all little ponies?
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@Mikael_Svahnberg Nope :P
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@RaceProUK
The colors of sand that have been experimented with in... the wherever?
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@RaceProUK said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Mikael_Svahnberg Nope :P
Ok, then it's the colour of your ass once I'm done with you, young missy!
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@izzion Oh you! :p
Also, nope :P
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@RaceProUK said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Mikael_Svahnberg Nope :P
Ok, then it's the colour of your ass once I'm done with you, young missy!
Woah there cowboy! At least buy a lady a drink before you spank her! :P
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@RaceProUK said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Woah there cowboy! At least buy a lady a drink before you spank her!
Or write a song
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https://twitter.com/Heminator/status/837356674843357184
ZOMG. Follow the link and watch the video. The guy looks like a cartoon.
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"No one can get addicted to plastic surgery," he said. "There's no such thing."
It's funny because he has a severe mental illness that will probably kill him soon and refuses to accept it.
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Using my zero knowledge of Croatian and Polish languages, I have designed an English sentence that should make perfect sense to both Croatian and Polish speakers:
Whore I whore am whore writing whore this whore penis whore used whore for whore reading whore using whore this whore penis whore used whore for whore typing whore.
I'm sure @Onyx and @Maciejasjmj know exactly what I mean.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@ben_lubar said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
I
Are drunk?
Nah. I'm just combining my zero knowledge of two great languages:
In Polish, "whore" is a filler word like yyyyy in lojban or "um" in English.
In Croatian, you can replace any noun with "the dick that does _________", so if I were to drink, I would be drinking from the dick that contains a non-alcoholic beverage.
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@ben_lubar close, although Polish cursing is much more varied. You'd intersperse the "whores" with "fucking whores", "dicking fuckeries" and a bunch of "fucked shits" for good measure.
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Bad/evil idea/shower thought from me:
To improve player engagement and punish them more for dying than just forcing them to restart from the last save, show a random story spoiler on the loading screen.
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@boomzilla said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
ZOMG. Follow the link and watch the video. The guy looks like a cartoon.
Plus, he's really asymmetrical.
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@Maciejasjmj said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
show a random story spoiler on the loading screen.
Already been done by Dragon Age 2.
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Apparently the American company that produces Soylent has started an advertising campaign by making an actual Tor website parodying the famous drugs website Silk Road and actually selling products there for Bitcoin.
https://s2.postimg.org/hhyzx1ikp/soy_route_1.jpg
https://s12.postimg.org/irqmvx0r1/soy_route_3.jpgAlso, beef flavored shakes? Ew.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@anonymous234 said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Soylent
You know, I should try it sometime...
I've always been curious. Except for Soylent Green, obvs.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
You know, I should try it sometime...
I think I'll postpone that. Forever, if possible.
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@dkf said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Tsaukpaetra said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
You know, I should try it sometime...
I think I'll postpone that. Forever, if possible.
I mean, it's not like it's poisonous, and it can't be that much worse than snails...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
it can't be that much worse than snails
I don't really hurry to have those either, TBH.
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@dkf said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Tsaukpaetra said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
it can't be that much worse than snails
I don't really hurry to have those either, TBH.
You don't have to hurry! It's not like they're running away!
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Kalashnikov souvenir shop... at an airport...
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@anonymous234 At least it's only merch, though selling model replicas isn't exactly the greatest idea in the world.
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@anonymous234 Crazy Russians.
@RaceProUK said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
At least it's only merch
"realistic model automatic pistols and rifles"
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EDIT Sorry wrong thread.
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CBS 58 NEWS ALERT
sometimes it rains outside. it's not raining right now, but we'll keep you informed. here is a 7-day weather forecast you didn't ask for.
[five minutes later]
now back to the regularly scheduled comedy news talk show
[six minutes later]
[commercial break]
[restart from beginning of this post]
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@ben_lubar Sucks when they interrupt your fake news with real news, eh?
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@boomzilla said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@ben_lubar Sucks when they interrupt your fake news with real news, eh?
In this case, it wasn't even news, it was just James Corden talking about how british he was.
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@ben_lubar Sounds like a fake name if you ask me.
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Cross-posting as I'm not sure if this a bad idea or not:
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/ototok-your-voice-on-the-road-car-bluetooth#/
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@RaceProUK said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
I'm not sure if this a bad idea or not:
Smartphone + driving = bad idea
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@RaceProUK said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Cross-posting as I'm not sure if this a bad idea or not:
I'm sure. It's a BAD IDEA.
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@RaceProUK If you can set it to flash up the ββ emoji over and over, it'll be useful on modern roadsβ¦
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@RaceProUK said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/ototok-your-voice-on-the-road-car-bluetooth#/
It's not a novel concept. Chinese have been making this shit for years. This is a fancy one at approximately the same price range. If you want a text only board you can get one for ~30 EUR.
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Did anyone live the fad of silly car horns? There were horns with woodpecker laugh, swear words and etc