In other news today...
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Eww, eww, oww! Why would you do that?????
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@RaceProUK said in In other news today...:
Hmm...
He also says she needs to back her claims up with proof, like saying she never cheated on him.
Asking her to prove a negative? That's several points off for him!
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@Boner said in In other news today...:
Does it still work if you reverse the phase polarity? How about if you modulate shield frequencies?
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Completely disregarding the entire actual content of the article, just the first sentences of this one:
(for some reason it oneboxes as a video, but it's the article I've read)
Dear Mr President,
Slow down. Tone down. Calm down.
I know why you’re so angry."Yes, yes, Mr. President... Slow down. Take it easy. Breathe in, breathe out. Mm... let me guide you. Yes. Slowly... slowly. Mmm, that's good, Mr. President. Oh yes."
Also:
To quote Churchill again: ‘A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.’
Solid Googling skills, not so much fact-checking.
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An article featuring the slimiest cocksucker on the planet.
And I'm not talking about POTUS.
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@remi said in In other news today...:
Eww, eww, oww! Why would you do that?????
Classic Cosmo sex tips.
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@anonymous234 said in In other news today...:
@remi said in In other news today...:
You mean like the "nettle"/"Indian burn" the bullies and pranksters did to hapless kids' arms back in grade school? Why the fuck would you want that to happen to your penis?
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@Maciejasjmj said in In other news today...:
You mean like the "nettle"/"Indian burn" the bullies and pranksters did to hapless kids' arms back in grade school? Why the fuck would you want that to happen to your penis?
I'm assuming that quote neglected to mention that it includes lots and lots of lube.
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This passes for news these days apparently.
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@PJH said in In other news today...:
This passes for news these days apparently.
It's more interesting than most news these days.
@PJH said in In other news today...:
Either they know something we don't about Puerto Rico, or it's time.
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@RaceProUK
Or they moved the UK star from the EU to the USA flag#BrexitForWinners
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@PJH "mistakenly"
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@RaceProUK said in In other news today...:
Either they know something we don't about Puerto Rico, or it's time.
Or D.C. ...
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@PJH said in In other news today...:
This passes for news these days apparently.
He actually did it the absolute madman!
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@PJH said in In other news today...:
Or D.C.
Doubt it, since D.C. was created to specifically not be a state.
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@RaceProUK There's a movement to make it one, though; the politicians don't care either way, but technically anyone living in DC is subject to taxation without representation because everyone making the law is representing a different district.
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@Yamikuronue Now you've got me wondering who'll be the 51st state: DC, Puerto Rico, or the UK post-Brexit.
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@RaceProUK Russia, obviously.
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The obstinate bird caused a bottleneck on the M27 in Hampshire when it swanned onto the eastbound carriageway, blocking two lanes.
Paging @Groaner...
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@RaceProUK said in In other news today...:
@Yamikuronue Now you've got me wondering who'll be the 51st state: DC, Puerto Rico, or the UK post-Brexit.
In my lifetime, I've also heard it suggested that the 51st state should be Vietnam, or Israel.
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@da-Doctah When I went down to Argentina in early 2002, the country was in an economic crisis. I heard a lot of people praising President Bush for the decisive way he handled things post-9/11, and jokingly suggesting that Argentina should join the US so they could have a proper President at the helm.
Boy did they ever all change their tune in a hurry once the Iraq war broke out, though! :o
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@PJH Is the catering going to be provided by that café from that Monty Python sketch?
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Mark eats a tin on most days ... as well as using it [spam] in his English breakfast instead of bacon.
TR
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@loopback0 He is truly a man of ultimate evil.
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INB4 s saying he got the second answer wrong.
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@RaceProUK said in In other news today...:
INB4 s saying he got the second answer wrong.
Fake news... if it really happened in Ohio then they would've called it Math homework!
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Weird stuff that turns up on my twitter feed. My excuse and I'm sticking to it:
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@PJH
I guess twitter knows all about you using your balls as your avatar.
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@PJH In the name of the Ancients, they need better joke writers.
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@izzion said in In other news today...:
@PJH
I guess twitter knows all about you using your balls as your avatar.I don't use any of the series I use on here, over there.
And it was someone I follow who posted it.
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@PJH said in In other news today...:
Weird stuff that turns up on my twitter feed. My excuse and I'm sticking to it:
Not sure whether you're embarassed by reading about sending dick pics, or by reading Metro.
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@RaceProUK
Ok, this one would be perfect for the vote once @ben_lubar finishes shooting space aliens and gets around to developing the alternative post votes.
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In other news today, a MORONIC court of Federal Appeals judges has ruled that banning
assault weapons[, which] are [weapons] designed to kill or disable the enemy
is constitutional, because banning people from using weapons that are designed to kill or disable their assailant more effectively than other (allowed) weapons does NOT
effectively disarm ... or substantially affect their ability to defend themselves.
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@anotherusername As opposed to assault weapons that are not designed to kill or disable the enemy?
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@RaceProUK edited to fix that.
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@Zecc I got one of these when I was about to post:
New style of error, a lot more in your face.
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Not an expected use for an old nucular bunker:
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@RaceProUK Still wondering why we are at war with a plant