Top places women have fantasies about having sex
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@asdf said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
black condoms are a thing.
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
That's not going to help too much when first meeting someone.
Due to lack of a witty response, I will take this opportunity to admit that I like darker women (and men) as well, so I can totally understand that. Unfortunately, I have never had much luck with people whose complexion does not remind me of goat cheese. Might have to do with the fact that I'm quite pale myself.
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@asdf said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
That's not going to help too much when first meeting someone.
Due to lack of a witty response, I will take this opportunity to admit that I like darker women (and men) as well, so I can totally understand that. Unfortunately, I have never had much luck with people whose complexion does not remind me of goat cheese. Might have to do with the fact that I'm quite pale myself.
Yeah, I was trying to think of something funnier to say as well.
I went to HS in a urban area, white guys didn't hit on me much.
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@asdf said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
I like darker women (and men)
Well nifty, the number of non-hetero people around the forums is surprisingly high.
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@Polygeekery said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@asdf said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
I know. I like darker meat.
Well, black condoms are a thing.
Maybe @Karla is the opposite of this woman?
False dichotomy. It isn't black and white...
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@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
I went to HS in a urban area, white guys didn't hit on me much.
If you wear a baseball cap with "I like darker meat" written on it, I think I know why ;)
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@TimeBandit said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
I went to HS in a urban area, white guys didn't hit on me much.
If you wear a baseball cap with "I like darker meat" written on it, I think I know why ;)
School policy was no hats. I think it had to do with gangs.
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@Polygeekery said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
Well nifty, the number of non-hetero people around the forums is surprisingly high.
Not even all of my friends know that fact about me. Which is why I'm pretty sure there are way more bi guys around you than you think. It's just way too easy to hide (most of the time, they'll be in happy heterosexual relationships) and much too hard to admit, especially given the stigma around male same-sex relationships and the widespread belief that bisexuals are just confused, greedy or gays who don't want to fully admit it.
The only difference is that people are more honest on the internet.
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@asdf said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Polygeekery said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
Well nifty, the number of non-hetero people around the forums is surprisingly high.
Not even all of my friends know that fact about me. Which is why I'm pretty sure there are way more bi guys around you than you think. It's just way too easy to hide and much too hard to admit, especially given the stigma around male same-sex relationships and the widespread belief that bisexuals are just confused, greedy or gays who don't want to fully admit it.
I've had some curiosity of finding a bisexual guy. Never (knowingly) did.
Though my very gay friend had a bisexual friend who would tell stories of sleeping with women and my gay would get all icky about it. It was entertaining.
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@asdf said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
I like darker women
I don't disagree.
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@asdf said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
Not even all of my friends know that fact about me. Which is why I'm pretty sure there are way more bi guys around you than you think. It's just way too easy to hide (most of the time, they'll be in happy heterosexual relationships) and much too hard to admit, especially given the stigma around male same-sex relationships and the widespread belief that bisexuals are just confused, greedy or gays who don't want to fully admit it.
The only difference is that people are more honest on the internet.Yeah, fair enough. I imagine it helps that around here no one really seems to care. I do not recall anyone around here expressing the idea that they think it is evil or anything, and also no one makes a big deal out of it one way or another.
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@Maciejasjmj said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@asdf said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
I like darker women
I don't disagree.
That's hot!
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@Polygeekery said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
I imagine it helps that around here no one really seems to care.
Also, IRL, nobody really needs to know until you're in a long-term same-sex relationship. There's less pressure to tell people around you than when you're gay.
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@Maciejasjmj Where did you get that photo of my high-school girlfriend?
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@lucas1 said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
Women come like buses for me
...no matter what, you come 20 minutes before they do?
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@Maciejasjmj and they apologise for it.
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@lucas1 said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
Women come like buses for me ...
Smelly, rattly and been around the block a few times?
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@lucas1 said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
Women come like buses for me ... normally 3 at a time.
I think you meant to say "women as big as buses".
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@Polygeekery I don't do "fat shaming" in my love life.
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@loopback0 said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@lucas1 said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
Women come like buses for me ...
Smelly, rattly and been around the block a few times?
There's a hobo inside them every night?
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@loopback0 That isn't a nice way to describe your mum is it?
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@Maciejasjmj Doorways?
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@loopback0 said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@lucas1 said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
Women come like buses for me ...
Smelly, rattly and been around the block a few times?
...Smelling of stale urine and vomit
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@Polygeekery My sort of girl ... who are you to judge?
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@lucas1 Did they urinate and vomit on themselves while dying? In that case, you and @Lorne-Kates seem to have shared interests.
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@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
That's hot!
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@asdf I don't think my date dying is a good date.
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@ScholRLEA said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
You do realize I get a notification for your mention even if it has a quote after it, right?
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@ben_lubar Actually, I didn't think it would if the quote was in a different thread. TIL.
Edit: oh, it's because of the at-sign thing. I r a dummazz.
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@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Polygeekery said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@asdf said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
I know. I like darker meat.
Well, black condoms are a thing.
Maybe @Karla is the opposite of this woman?
False dichotomy. It isn't black and white...
I guess this one was funnier in my head.
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@Karla I read the title as Topless women have fantasies about having sex.
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@dse I can see that.
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@Polygeekery said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
the number of non-hetero people around the forums is surprisingly high.
are you feeling the pressure to comply with the group's standards?
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@Luhmann said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
It just happens.
Just Do It
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8LQNW_ZdDw
Edit: I knew but figured this one would sound better in context.
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@izzion said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
Men are always having a fantasy about having sex.
And men can't multitask.
It's no wonder we can't get anything done.
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@dse I saw the thread yesterday and read it correctly then, but still read it the same way you did this morning. (Just got my first coffee now, so I guess that counts as an excuse?)
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I can't have been the only one who had to re-read who @asdf was replying to.
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@ben_lubar said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
That's hot!
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@Polygeekery said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
Well nifty, the number of non-hetero people around the forums is surprisingly high
Your posts are so much more enjoyable now I'm reading you in Morgan Freeman's voice
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@lucas1 said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
Women come like buses for me
£1.20 for a ride?
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"It's not cheating if it's in the butt"
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@lucas1 said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
Women come like buses for me ...
Alllll daaaay loooong
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@lucas1 said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
Women come like buses for me
Noisy, late, and full of diseases?
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@lucas1 said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@asdf I don't think my date dying is a good date.
She might disagree.
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@Mikael_Svahnberg ... and to continue on a more positive note, I refer you to le petit mort