The Official Status Thread
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Status: I am not a happy panda.
Some people would say it's because I'm not a panda.
I, however, blame Asterisk.
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Status: getting an
ArgumentException
from a method with no arguments. It appears that WebErrorEvents don't like being called from background threads...
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@Onyx
Maybe try for happy monkey instead? https://www.asterisksounds.org/en/sounds/tt-monkeys
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@Onyx said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: I am not a happy panda.
you've been getting sad panda on g.e.hentai again?
i'm told doing that too much will cause you to have sticky fingers
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@accalia I have no idea what that means.
I am currently OK with my ignorance.
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@Onyx said in The Official Status Thread:
I have no idea what that means.
It means that you are an innocent.
http://www.freshyoungmillionaire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/BigKnit-5-Celebrity-hats.jpg
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@dkf said in The Official Status Thread:
@Onyx said in The Official Status Thread:
I have no idea what that means.
It means that you are an innocent.
I once knew a guy named Innocent.
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@Onyx said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia I have no idea what that means.
I am currently OK with my ignorance.
oh. well prepare to be educated!
THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN!
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@dkf said in The Official Status Thread:
http://www.freshyoungmillionaire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/BigKnit-5-Celebrity-hats.jpg
I like these more:
Filed under: Endless fuel
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Status: my bitch does her best to make sure I stay woken up so I can go to work.
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Have started a regimen of high-intensity interval training and God damn, I'm pretty sure my legs are going to fall right off today. RIP me.
Too old for this shit.
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@Onyx
Maybe try for happy monkey instead? https://www.asterisksounds.org/en/sounds/tt-monkeysDunno about Asterisk users, but Android users can be...
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Status: oh god stop with the flashing lights in your maps you're breaking the game
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Status: I am the first level 28 Alien Swarm: Reactive Drop player in the world!
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@ben_lubar Helps to be leader from the beginning?
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Status: Was gifted a set of broken Astro A50 wireless gaming headphones. It's been handed down three iterations because the microphone portion doesn't work.
Here's to hoping it's just a broken momentary switch (the microphone is supposed to deactivate when you lift it up).
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar Helps to be leader from the beginning?
I'm also #1 on all the leaderboards that have people on them!
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar Helps to be leader from the beginning?
I'm also #1 on all the leaderboards that have people on them!
Being objectively fanatic isn't usually a good thing...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar Helps to be leader from the beginning?
I'm also #1 on all the leaderboards that have people on them!
Being objectively fanatic isn't usually a good thing...
It's more because I'm the only person with access to the build of the game that supports leaderboards and achievements so far.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
It's more because I'm the only person with access to the build of the game
I was guessing it was because you are the only person who plays it. Not too far off.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
It's more because I'm the only person with access to the build of the game
I was guessing it was because you are the only person who plays it. Not too far off.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Was gifted a set of broken Astro A50 wireless gaming headphones. It's been handed down three iterations because the microphone portion doesn't work.
Here's to hoping it's just a broken momentary switch (the microphone is supposed to deactivate when you lift it up).
"Fixed" by destroying the damaged Mute Switch. Now the mic is always transmitting, but at least it works....
Edit: Holy crap, these things cost $300?!?
I would have expected higher-quality engineering at that price-point...
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STATUS finally got off my arse and started applying for jobs although my current workplace hasn't quite acknowledged I'm fucking off yet... I sense uncomfortable meetings in my future.
In other news I think I had a clever thought: Don't write sysouts or comments in the middle of your code. Write log statements.
I feel that this is something that could be an anti-pattern.
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
Don't write sysouts or comments in the middle of your code. Write log statements.
int myVal = 5; logger.Log("todo make the name more descriptive");
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@Maciejasjmj said in The Official Status Thread:
@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
Don't write sysouts or comments in the middle of your code. Write log statements.
int myVal = 5; logger.Log("todo make the name more descriptive");
See. Even the client can remind you now.
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Status:
Have you ever wondered at the average human's ability to pick up just about anything roughly palm sized and without thinking about it be able to within moments of picking it up for the first time ever turn around and fling it at a 20cm target 3-5 meters away and nail the target pretty much every time (and the the times they miss they probably would have hit a 50-70cm target)?
like that's a lot of variables that go in to flinging random shit and we, as a species, are so goddess damed good at it we don't even need to think about it.
in fact we're the only species we've found alive today that's capable of that feat. I mean the great apes and monkies can throw things, but they're not very accurate. and we have creatures that can use specialized mouth parts to squirt water with surprising accuracy, and there's even a lizard that can accurately shoot it's own blood from it's eyes over 2 meters of distance!
but Homo Sapiens can just pick up just about anything and throw it at a target and stand a flipping good chance of hitting what they aimed at.
weird.....
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@accalia But you're a fox.
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@Magus said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia But you're a fox.
only about 98.7% of the time.
the other .3% of the time i'm a human.
wel..... humanish....
i mean it's close enough for the government, if not for science!
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@accalia What are you that other 1%?
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@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia What are you that other 1%?
that is PERSONAL.
you need to buy me at least one drink, probably more, to find out.
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
you need to buy me at least one drink
strange ... I thought the fox side was the kinky one
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
STATUS finally got off my arse and started applying for jobs although my current workplace hasn't quite acknowledged I'm fucking off yet... I sense uncomfortable meetings in my future.
In other news I think I had a clever thought: Don't write sysouts or comments in the middle of your code. Write log statements.
I feel that this is something that could be an anti-pattern.
Then anti-pattern this: before x-mas I was playing around with a hadoop application, and the most reliable way I could find to get any kind of debug output accessible from the same node as I started the application was to throw in debug output in the form of key/value pairs in the regular output, and then let hadoop (or, to be precise, yarn) aggregate this into a single output file consisting partially of "real" output and partially of debug prints.
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia What are you that other 1%?
that is PERSONAL.
you need to buy me at least one drink, probably more, to find out.
Here
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@Luhmann said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
you need to buy me at least one drink
strange ... I thought the fox side was the kinky one
BOTH are kinky.
one's just more....... expressive about it.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia What are you that other 1%?
that is PERSONAL.
you need to buy me at least one drink, probably more, to find out.
Here
that's pictures of drinks. that's close, but no cigar.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
BOTH are kinky.
and the third's a sl...?
and a B***ch
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
that's close, but no cigar.
I thought the cigar would be for you
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Status: I can't help myself but believe this book is about sex.
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Status: I can upgrade to Marshmallow
Oh wait, no I can't because then my phone won't pass SafetyNet because it has an unlocked bootloader.
Assholes.
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Status: Preparing to deploy an API cha- on second thoughts, since I'm heading home in the next half-hour, I'll do it first thing tomorrow.
Historical Status: Amused that this morning, instead of typing
parseFloat
, I typedparseLoaf
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@RaceProUK
"If you want to take a sandwich for lunch tomorrow, you'd better stop by the grocers and execute theparseLoaf
function."
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Status: I want this on my keyboard.
http://stock-image.mediafocus.com/images/previews/word-hedgehog-on-keyboard-rs112054170.jpg
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: I want this on my keyboard.
http://stock-image.mediafocus.com/images/previews/word-hedgehog-on-keyboard-rs112054170.jpg
Is there even a key there normally? You could just make that yourself and put it on top of the empty space.
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Status: I got married two months ago. The day we left for our honeymoon just happened to be election day. We just bought a house, and our closing day just happens to be inauguration day. I had this conversation with my wife last night:
Is Trump trying to steal every big moment from our marriage?
Probably. I bet our first kid will be born on Trump's birthday.
When is that?
*checks wiki* June 14.
*counts on fingers* We're never having sex in September, I'm not taking any chances.
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@JazzyJosh said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: I can upgrade to Marshmallow
Oh wait, no I can't because then my phone won't pass SafetyNet because it has an unlocked bootloader.
Assholes.
You can (could) fix that with a custom kernel