Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all :doing_it_wrong:)
-
@lucas1 said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
I've shot and killed my own food before.
Cabbages don't count.
-
@Lorne-Kates said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
take a slice of it's meat
Bzzzzt
apostrophe abuse
-
@lucas1 said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
it is you having a go against me.
-
@PJH said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
sufficient heat+time to kill the bacteria on the surface of the steak
and cause a Maillard reaction.
-
@Lorne-Kates said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
a piece of meat that's been assaulted by a machine full of needles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXVQhn8_vdw#t=2m2s
I expect you'll feel much better after that
-
@djls45 said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
well done (but not burnt)
E_PARSE_ERROR
-
@Yamikuronue said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
a shift away from faceless corporations and toward supporting indepedant craftsmen and small businesses
-
@Tsaukpaetra said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
@djls45 said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
I guess I just haven't learned to enjoy the greatness of eating blood.
It's somewhat addictive.
-
@Luhmann said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
The extra iodine
keeps awayis in the chemtrails.That's how it keeps them away. Like cures like.
-
@lucas1 said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
I just don't feel shit after drinking.
You are missing out, give it a try ...
-
@lucas1 said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
@Maciejasjmj Nope. I just don't feel shit after drinking.
Really? Because you look like shit, sound like shit, talk like shit, think like shit and have a shit personality. You might as well go for the whole gamut.
-
@Lorne-Kates I think I've sussed this. He
- thinks he knows everything
- can't string two words together
- likes to take credit for his father's achievements
- turns every discussion into an "argument" and wishes to "win" it
- treats women as if they were only there to hit on
- doesn't understand why so many people think he's a dickhead
- has an imaginary friend
- still has Tesco's on his resume
- displays parrot politics
I've seen that package of characteristics before. @lucas1 is 15 years old.
-
@flabdablet said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
his father''s
Bzzzzt
apostrophe abuse
-
@anotherusername Time to replace this shitty keyboard. I wonder if I could flog it to @lucas1.
-
@cartman82 Does it help to be told it's not blood? (If it was blood, it would be all congealed)
-
@Lorne-Kates said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
Outback? Fucking seriously?
Maybe their quality isn't consistent across the globe. Around here, Outback is a fancy and expensive restaurant.
-
@fbmac said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
Around here, Outback is a fancy and expensive restaurant.
Where the fuck do you live, man? The black hole of Calcutta?
-
@Yamikuronue said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
@tufty I'm seeing more and more of a shift away from faceless corporations and toward supporting indepedant craftsmen and small businesses, though, so with any luck butchers will be back within, say, 50 years or so.
We have a number of butchers in my area, but there's a shortage; wait times to get an animal at some of them is almost a year.
-
@fbmac said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
@Lorne-Kates said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
Outback? Fucking seriously?
Maybe their quality isn't consistent across the globe. Around here, Outback is a fancy and expensive restaurant.
I'm told their steaks taste like liver.
Which is not what they should taste like.
-
I tried to read the OP but the jellypotato literally killed me.
I got better.
-
@mott555 said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
I tried to read the OP but the jellypotato literally killed me.
Yeah that was fun.
-
@JazzyJosh said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
@cartman82 Does it help to be told it's not blood? (If it was blood, it would be all congealed)
It still tastes kind of bloody and raw. No thanks.
-
@pydsigner said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
I'm told their steaks taste like liver.
Which is not what they should taste like.Definitely not happening here, because I hate liver, I would notice
-
@fbmac said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
@pydsigner said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
I'm told their steaks taste like liver.
Which is not what they should taste like.Definitely not happening here, because I hate liver, I would notice
Maybe the liver you eat tastes like steak
-
@flabdablet insufficient 'my father shall hear of this!'
-
@cartman82 said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
It still tastes kind of bloody and raw.
It doesn't taste like blood at all. You should check your taste buds.
-
@pydsigner said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
@mott555 said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
I tried to read the OP but the jellypotato literally killed me.
Yeah that was fun.
Go to your profile settings and turn off the lazy-load of images.
-
@cartman82 said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
It still tastes kind of bloody and raw.
Take more care. You're chewing your tongue.
-
@mott555 said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
literally killed me.
RIP in peace
-
Yesterday:
what are we having for dinner today?
Lorne-steak!(I showed my wife this thread a few days back)
Overall assessment:
If you want that last , @Lorne-Kates , then fuck you and come over here and cook it yourself!
-
@Mikael_Svahnberg said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
Yesterday:
what are we having for dinner today?
Lorne-steak!(I showed my wife this thread a few days back)
Overall assessment:
If you want that last , @Lorne-Kates , then fuck you and come over here and cook it yourself!
-
@ben_lubar ITYM
-
@Mikael_Svahnberg hmm. Last online 13 hours ago. Maybe I should leave the light on tonight...
-
@Mikael_Svahnberg said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
@Mikael_Svahnberg hmm. Last online 13 hours ago. Maybe I should leave the light on tonight...
I was just skimming the thread but saw something about fucking your wife, will be there in 30.
-
@lucas1 said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
It fucking obvious is about me because of the title.
Are you this narcissistic?
-
@xaade if he's confusing himself with 'all' as in 'all of us', there's either some impressive narcissism, or some dissociative identity disorder going on.
-
@Arantor said in Lorne Shows You How To Cook A Steak (you are all ):
or some dissociative identity disorder going on.
Hi, @boomzilla!
-
@Arantor Even if. Why upset about a demo of cooking steak?