The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've moved on from that to wondering how fish can have "loins".
Well, you know...when a mommy fish loves a daddy fish very much...
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've moved on from that to wondering how fish can have "loins".
Well, you know...when a mommy fish loves a daddy fish very much...
Pretty sure that scenario can't technically be applied to all pairings....
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Tis" rhymes with piss.
I'd say it's more like "pizz"
Here's an adverpizzment.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've moved on from that to wondering how fish can have "loins".
Well, you know...when a mommy fish loves a daddy fish very much...
Pretty sure that scenario can't technically be applied to all pairings....
Well, you know...when a mommy fork bomb loves a daddy fork bomb very much...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've moved on from that to wondering how fish can have "loins".
Well, you know...when a mommy fish loves a daddy fish very much...
Pretty sure that scenario can't technically be applied to all pairings....
You're just not
hornydesperate enough yet.
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@dse said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I feel like spending time on YouTube comments and ending up on your deathbed are related
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@Maciejasjmj said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@abarker said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
BS in Food Science
Yeah, there seems to be a lot of it...
Say what you will about the field of homeopathic medicine, at least it has very little BS in it.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
at least it has very little BS in it.
I wouldn't count on it
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
at least it has very little BS in it.
I wouldn't count on it
If there's even one molecule of the active ingredient, it's not homeopathy. It's just some crap mixed with water.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's just some crap mixed with water.
I think that's the FDAs point ... it would be OK if they where just selling water.
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Hysterical interest...
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@aliceif said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Hey, @Lorne-Kates, we found the cause of your scolling/zooming problem!
Filed under: Red boob
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@Boner OK, what's going on here? I get the parody, but what are they supposed to be doing in the original vids? I can vaguely imagine that some people are collapsing because they are "overcome with faith" or by being "blessed" or whatever by the preacher, but why are they actually hitting each other???
Sorry, I've only ever frequented people with reasonable religious behaviour, this to me looks as weird as some primitive cult... it's only missing the human sacrifice...
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
this to me looks as weird as some primitive cult
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
what are they supposed to be doing in the original vids?
The first bit, the preacher taps someone to, uh, sort of channel the holy spirit into that person, and the person is so overcome with spirit they fall over.
The jacket thing is him casting out demons to cure people of their sicknesses. I assume the later punching is as well.
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@Yamikuronue demon punching? Doesn't really sound like a smart idea...
Oh.
Never mind, it sounds awesome, can we have more demon punching, please?
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@Boner Uh, OK. I guess. I'm not sure that I would love being hit to feel that some God loves me, but, well, to each is own. Or not. This is stupid.
I love how the suggested video that popups is for a MMA fight. Looks like youtube has perfectly nailed it.
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The jacket thing is him casting out demons to cure people of their sicknesses. I assume the later punching is as well.
Ah, of course! (hem) Any idea why one attendant hits the preacher? At this point, I can either guess that the demon in the guy makes him hit the preacher (nice one: you can do anything you want and blame it on demons... and then the same people freak out that you can't have a moral without a god... go figure!), or that somehow the preacher is infected, maybe because he did something before to channel the demon to himself.
(all my years playing RPG might actually be helpful! I just need to find out which ruleset they are following...)
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
At this point, I can either guess that the demon in the guy makes him hit the preacher
That'd be my guess. Those who do casting outs often claim that the demons get violent when confronted with the Bible.
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Once again, Charles Schultz nails it:
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Once again, Charles Schultz nails it
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Once again, Charles Schultz nails it:
Truth! Except my portions of the site actually worked and deployed to production without nearly the amount of fuss the last Guy's builds did...
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Once again, Charles Schultz nails it:
I could have sworn that was written by Chic Young.
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@abarker said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Once again, Charles Schultz nails it:
I could have sworn that was written by Chic Young.
Bill Watterson?
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@aliceif said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@abarker said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Once again, Charles Schultz nails it:
I could have sworn that was written by Chic Young.
Bill Watterson?
Bill Nye?
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Bill O' Rights?
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@flabdablet said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Chester Stranczek was, of course, a Republican.
Well someone sure took the P out of him.
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@abarker said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I could have sworn that was written by Chic Young.
No, he did Popeye.
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@flabdablet said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@abarker said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I could have sworn that was written by Chic Young.
No, he did Popeye.
Was that before or after he started doing Family Circus?
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@r10pez10 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Nice attempted edge-case hack, but would not be at all surprised to find that a court would uphold the city's contention that the zone controlled by a parking sign begins at the side of the sign furthest from the arrowhead regardless of mounting arrangements, putting that scooter partially in the tow zone.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@flabdablet said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@abarker said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I could have sworn that was written by Chic Young.
No, he did Popeye.
Was that before or after he started doing Family Circus?
I think you're confusing him with Winsor McKay, who did the conceptual design work for Family Circus's Dennis the Menace character.
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@flabdablet said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Family Circus's Dennis the Menace character
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It wouldn't be humane. We need human testers for that!
And then feed the vegans to the cats, and everyone wins.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
there is certainly not such a thing as unethical meat eating
I'd say that eating part of an animal while it watches is pretty unethical.
Hey Bessie
Moo.
Look what I've got here.
Moo?
Mmmm.... {glug glug glug}
Moo.
Filed under: inb4 bull
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@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But does it OneBox?
omg omg omg omg....
FAQ!
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Photo Gallery!!!!
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OMFG TESTIMONIALS! autocorrect mine
"Because the chair for which I'm replacing fagasstraps has different measurements for the horizontal straps due to wider measure in front, narrow in back, I think your Evans Clips are ideally suited for the replacement of these original fagasstraps. Brilliant invention!"
different measurements
"I recently purchased a set of Evans clips and some poly strapping ... clips allow for firmness adjustment with some trial and error (I bought a few extra for testing). Thank you for allowing me to bring my favorite chair back to life."
poly strapping... group bondage... TRIAL AND ERROR FOR FIRMNESS
"It was so easy – even a Girl can do it ?. Do you have an Instagram page? If so, I am going to tag you in my post telling everyone how great your product is."
NO A GIRL CANNOT FAG AND YOU WILL GET FLAGGED ON INSTAGRAM !!!!
"Thanks to Evans Co for the fagasstraps straps and for still being there for the necessary parts."
THOSE PARTS BEING ASSES OMFG I AM DYING AT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hi, I thought you might like to see what we've done with the fagasstraps that we purchased from your company"
NO HE REALLY DOES NOT WANT TO OR MAYBE HE DOES I DON'T KNOW IS THIS WHY HE STARTED THE COMPANY??!?!?!?!
Wow! That was quick (thank you)
JUST A QUICKIE OR WHER EYOU REPRESSED HAHAHAHAHAHA!
"I installed the fagasstraps as per your instructions and ..... oila! See the happy man in the coveted chair!"
HAPPY MAN!! HAPPY MAN! HAPPY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Just wanted to say thanks for the superfast shipping on the 7 #425 fagasstraps ... I'll let you know when I need more."
WHY ARE YOUR GOING THRU SO SMANY OF THEM FOR MANY ORDERS WHAT INFESTATION ARE YOU OVERRUN WHAT?!?!
"Hallelujah! You're still doing the fagasstraps!"
HALLELUJAH DON'T LET THE HEAD PRIEST KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD I AM FUCKING DYING NO ONE COME IN MY OFFICE !
"I just want to say thank you for your service and the straps. It was a perfect fit."
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Look what I've got here.
At that point, the milk isn't really part of the cow any more, so it's not any more unethical than the calf drinking it (unless, perhaps, the calf would starve because you didn't leave enough for it).
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@dcon
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Just wanted to say thanks for the superfast shipping on the 7 #425 fagasstraps ... I'll let you know when I need more."
WHY ARE YOUR GOING THRU SO SMANY OF THEM FOR MANY ORDERS WHAT INFESTATION ARE YOU OVERRUN WHAT?!?!
Upper management christmas party?
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implications
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
fagasstraps
@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
NO ONE COME IN MY OFFICE !