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  Telegram channel?
  • bb36e  

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  @pie_flavor the is high with that one.
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  Suggestion: strip quotes from latest post preview
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  @gąska said in Suggestion: strip quotes from latest post preview: How much work would it take to strip quotes off the preview? If memory serves, the whole darn post is there, so whatever CSS js marking the down...
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  Why are people putting AMAs in Civilized Salon instead of Look At Me!
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  @jaloopa said in Why are people putting AMAs in Civilized Salon instead of Look At Me!: Lets try to find a cute termite Google says (among others): I'll stop now.
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  Lounge certifications (Was Re: Programming Certifications)
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  @ben_lubar said in Lounge certifications (Was Re: Programming Certifications): @pjh said in Lounge certifications (Was Re: Programming Certifications): @boomzilla said in Lounge certifications (Was Re: Programming Certifications): @djls45 said in Lounge certifications (Was Re: Programming Certifications): All this is assuming, of course, that we want to use the same sort of requirements that Discourse does. That depends on whether someone can come up with a set that's more likely to induce blakeyrants. Must downvote a post that has 6 upvotes if the month has an E in it Must post to a thread with more than 41 already extant posts, but less than 43, on a day ending in Y, at least once every 32 days. must view 5 posts a day for at least 54.65 seconds for 18 days in a row must have at least 13 posts with at least 5 dislikes in a rolling 67 day period must have had exactly 4 posts flagged for moderation in a rolling 71 day period How am I doing? must join all novelty groups Those were the requirements for joining one.
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  Re: Defend something you disagree with
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  @xaade OK, that makes more sense.
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  Feature Request: Dictator
  red boob punch nazis • • Lorne Kates  

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  @boomzilla said in Feature Request: Dictator: @bb36e Obligatory: Finally, a thick, not fat, girl. For me, the rib cage has to be thick, the girl strong, or a feel like I'm going to snap her in half. So glad I met my wife.
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  Re: Feature Request: Dictator
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  @lorne-kates said in Re: Feature Request: Dictator: because it's just right-wing trolls ignoring facts (see any discussion about the alt-right) No. @lorne-kates said in Re: Feature Request: Dictator: and calling people "autistic screechers" who try to say anything they don't like. No. We started referring to your posts as autistic screeching when you started calling anyone and everyone who disagreed with you a Nazi and said that anyone who disagreed with your ideas should be punched.
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  Necros
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  @ben_lubar said in Necros: So basically 10 copies of Embrace the Darkness? Since it's @morbiuswilters I think it's closer to 10 copies of Vengeance is Ours. With a /dance for good measure.
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  Lounge access in the NodeBB world?
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  @boomzilla said in Lounge access in the NodeBB world?: @lorne-kates said in Lounge access in the NodeBB world?: @lets-all-conspire-to-drive-blakeyrat-insane As opposed to being open about it, like now? Yes, but that's where we plan.
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  Is it possible to have public upvotes without public downvotes?
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  LOL, someone 'd: Though possibly I should not have made even that minor meta joke in that category.
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  Fox Fanned, Funny Finding Fails
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  @lorne-kates i never even noticed either, and i've been around a lot recently for no reason. although i generally avoided fox topics because he was a special kind of annoying, and in those topics people I normally like in discussions would become insufferable.
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  nodebb-plugin-post-revisions feedback
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  @ben_lubar said in nodebb-plugin-post-revisions feedback: @izzion said in nodebb-plugin-post-revisions feedback: Bug report: When you submit a new edit, the regular edit pencil is all that shows on the post until you reload the post, and you cannot view edit history until you reload the post. The reload can be effected by either refreshing the page or scrolling far enough away from the post that it unloads, then scrolling back to it. I haven't tried to confirm if I get the same behavior on someone else's edited post that streamed to me, but 100% reproduction rate on my own posts. This is not resolved, unfortunately. The edit pencil is now showing the appearance of "you can view edit history of this post" for a streamed in edit, but you cannot actually click to view the edits until reloading the post - clicking on the edit pencil behaves as though I had my view post history disabled (aka, nothing happens).
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  The Official Downvotes Topic
  tags under filed • • loopback0  

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  @loopback0 said in The Official Downvotes Topic:
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  The unofficial DiscoEmoji request thread
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  Hmm. Not on this machine (as shown above). Oh well.
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  Image size markup?
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  @masonwheeler I've got so much length to spare I never have to look for more
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  Increase size of uploads
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  @PJH Good morning, Worm your honor. The crown will plainly show The developers who now stands before you Were caught red-handed showing skills Showing skills of an almost competent nature; This. Will. Not. Do. CALL THE SCHOOLMASTER.
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  How in the hell does this feature work?
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  @cvi said in How in the hell does this feature work?: @ben_lubar said in How in the hell does this feature work?: Apart from CPU cache stuff, Yeah, apart from what's probably the main bottleneck on a modern system, the difference is pretty negligible... Besides, the innermost loop essentially extracts a few bits from each pixel channel and then compares it to some magic values (of which you can keep all three sets in the cache, incidentally). The first part (extracting the bits) is the same for each payload. You do it three times, but only need to do it once. (I'm assuming that the branch is taken relatively rarely.) Well, we are talking web scale, where it's apparently dandy to consume 1.6GB of RAM to serve a mostly idle website, so inefficient loops are perfectly cromulent!
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  List of non-spam users with a photo of a woman as their avatar
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  @ben_lubar said in List of non-spam users with a photo of a woman as their avatar: @tsaukpaetra a gravatar user? Eww.
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  giphy's embed is breaking outside the post
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  @ben_lubar said in giphy's embed is breaking outside the post: Looks like it's my css... somehow? It's was very !important
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  The official mention @by-joining-this-group-you-agree-to-be-mentioned-randomly-for-no-reason-is-that-okay-yes-no thread
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  @powerlord said in The official mention @by-joining-this-group-you-agree-to-be-mentioned-randomly-for-no-reason-is-that-okay-yes-no thread: do you agree to let me repeatedly stab you in a no-no place? filed under: I couldn't think of a witty way to shoehorn in @by-joining-this-group-you-agree-to-be-mentioned-randomly-for-no-reason-is-that-okay-yes-no
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  Emoji RFCs
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  @Zecc said in Emoji RFCs: If you have any suggestions make sure to bitchcomplain. Goddammit, @Carsten_Haitzler!
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  We should get a :yoda: emoji
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  Against this I am until altered the thread title is. Edit: Saw I did, hanzo'ed I was.
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  Well, there's a forum project...
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  @cvi said in Well, there's a forum project...: @Polygeekery said in Well, there's a forum project...: You forgot the linear actuators. With three of them you could have proper three axis movement. But -- :gasp: -- that would almost be an actual improvement of the product. (Unless you strictly want to combine it with a set of .. erm .. "depth sensors" for bettermore telemetry.) Filed under: TMT One can never have too much depth... of telemetry.
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  Striped pendant
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  @Jaloopa I made a userscript to make dark emojicons show up on dark themes before Ben's CSS changes, and it works pretty well for me.
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  200 MOST USED LINK TEXT FOR THIS WEBSITE 2017-05-15
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  @RaceProUK said in [200 MOST USED LINK TEXT FOR THIS WEBSITE 2017-05-15](/post Another mention! @Arantor said in 200 MOST USED LINK TEXT FOR THIS WEBSITE 2017-05-15: @accalia and another mention. Another mentions the dust.
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  Recent spam attacks on main page articles
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  @wharrgarbl maybe once they've been around a bit, say the third trust level, we'll let them move and rename topics to keep the forum clean and tidy.
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  Feature request: make quoted image macros turn into plain text
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  @wharrgarbl said in Feature request: make quoted image macros turn into plain text: trigger only on the first time it's quoted Trigger warnings thread is
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  Did jellypotato get worse on mobile lately?
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  @boomzilla said in Did jellypotato get worse on mobile lately?: @NedFodder I changed from page size 20 to 50. Paging up in status thread, after an auto-scroll back and then forward, I "only" ended up 3 posts behind. 59979 vs 59962. Going down: 60014  60037. Yikes! Page down to 60039. Page up back to 60037. Now at 60027! enter index: 60014 enter index: 60016 enter index: 60018 (etc) Now the thread can be read! (so the answer to the topic: Did jellypotato get worse on mobile lately? -> Yes
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  The official unperson thread
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  @coderpatsy that would lock @mikeTheLiar and @darkmatter at the top
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  The official vote balance topic discussion thread
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  I reestablished the balance a bit better.
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  The Official WTDWTF Memes Thread™
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  @boomzilla said in The Official WTDWTF Memes Thread™: @Yamikuronue I must have started ignoring wherever you guys are posting that stuff. Now I feel vindicated. We never really advertised it. We're just having fun with it. Also, @Yamikuronue is getting my alcohol receipts one of these days...
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  Proposal: Topic Tax
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  @Arantor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2TL0GHSue0
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  Downvote stalkers can't downvote this
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  @wharrgarbl
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  @darkmatter necroing topics is a barrier to reading legitimate new content
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  @cark OK... I didn't spot that typo
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  :belt_onion: request
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  @Jaloopa Thanks.
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  This thread will probably make no sense when wharrgarbl deletes everything
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  [readacted - bz]
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  Should downvotes be public?
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  @TimeBandit said in Should downvotes be public?: A mob with pitchforks isn't concerned with details like this ! I bought a new pitchfork yesterday. I was planning on using it for mulch, but I am prepared if we need to lynch someone.
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  This topic is deleted!
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  Foxhole: the MAD voting script
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  @Lorne-Kates my post still makes perfect sense in response to what @Weng posted.
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  [[topic:reply]]
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  @anotherusername said in [[topic:reply]]: the HTML sanitizer neuters it like it's supposed to. Curses! Foiled again!
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  Re: The official flags topic
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  @abarker said in Re: The official flags topic: @wharrgarbl said in Re: The official flags topic: @accalia so what's your main account? @fox @Perverted_Vixen or @accalia? @Accalia_de_Elementia? One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just isn't the same. Have you checked their IPs and whatnot?
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  The official flags topic
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  @Yamikuronue said in The official flags topic: Yeah, no, let's not harass the mods please. I see no possible bad result from harassing people who can ban you!
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  I just changed the date on my phone
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  @abarker said in I just changed the date on my phone: Don't provide ideas for next year. I had given the idea for this year of changing everyone's avatars to dwarves. You can all hate me now and thank @ben_lubar for not taking the idea.
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  Are downvotes public again?
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  @Lorne-Kates Infinite recursion error!
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  🗣 Things Our Customers Have Said About Discourse Thread
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  @loopback0
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  Fuck April Fools
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  // ==UserScript== // @name FUCK APRIL FOOLS // @namespace http://tampermonkey.net/ // @version 0.1 // @description try to take over the world! // @author You // @match https://what.thedailywtf.com/* // @grant none // ==/UserScript== (function() { setInterval(() => { $('.necro-post:visible').hide(); $('html[data-current-month=4][data-current-day-of-month=1]').attr('data-current-day-of-month',2); }, 100); })();
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  Re: The Official Likes Topic
  excel porn • • anotherusername  

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  @boomzilla https://youtu.be/XjQXbPBJ_1A
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  Re: The Official WTDWTF Memes Thread™
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  @El_Heffe said in Re: The Official WTDWTF Memes Thread™: @anotherusername said in Re: The Official WTDWTF Memes Thread™: And then the murders began: This sting originated in a thread by @Yamikuronue describing a purported truism that any story becomes better if the second line is "And then the murders began." Forumers picked up on it and began to insert it anywhere it might prove humorous. And then the murders began FTFY.
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  April fools CSS
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  @anotherusername  Works just as intended, I meant to discard.
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  Editing posts
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  @Polygeekery Isn't that what does with trust levels?