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Posts made by Zerosquare
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RE: Today in Blakeyrat is always several years behind in every tech trend news...
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RE: In other hostile takeover Tweets...
You'll have to split your conference into 30-second segments.
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RE: Today in Blakeyrat is always several years behind in every tech trend news...
@HardwareGeek said in Today in Blakeyrat is always several years behind in every tech trend news...:
I'm not sure I really want a class 4 laser in my garage.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Threadâ˘
Yes. Germans are supposed to do their job thoroughly ; TSA agents are known for letting actual dangerous stuff slip thru.
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RE: WTF Bites
And some motherboards are known to be picky about RAM modules, and not work with certain brands/models.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Threadâ˘
As @Arantor said, I don't think anyone ever found any proof they had a sense of humor in the first place. If they had, they wouldn't be able to take the security theater seriously.
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RE: The Official Status Thread
@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
I just got an e-mail from Hyland Software's onboarding team.
Tell them you haven't received your work laptop
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Threadâ˘
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Threadâ˘:
pretty sure TSA doesnât hire anyone with a functioning sense of humour.
: Terrorism is no laughing matter, sir. No flight for you.
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RE: Quotes Out of Context
@error is about to RMA his brand new CGA video card:
There's no red in the picture.
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RE: Commuting WTF Thread
@Atazhaia said in Commuting WTF Thread:
got off on his own accord.
Wait. If he owned a car, why did he want to take the bus?
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RE: I hate printers, with a passion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hFoMkQCuqw
Today, we will take a look at the SM6337.02 â a vintage Soviet dot matrix printer made in Russia in the late 1980s. In my life, I've seen a lot of computers and devices manufactured in the USSR, but this one features an unbelievably low quality level. Technically, it is an Epson-compatible peripheral device with RS-232 and Centronics interfaces, and it comes with a few built-in fonts. However, from what I see, it is unlikely that it was functional even when it just came out of the factory. Even more bizarre it becomes when we take a short look at its military/KGB counterpart.
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RE: WTF Bites
@BernieTheBernie said in WTF Bites:
There was almost no sound from the left speaker - virtually all sound came from the right speaker only.
Did you install your sound equipment in the ?
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RE: Quotes Out of Context
: Your roads are designed? Ours just happen organically.
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RE: Aviation Antipatterns Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u88OZrltEFs
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RE: Quotes Out of Context
Well, while he's doing that, at least he's not doing PHP
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RE: Driving Anti-Patterns - Necro Edition
On paper, certainly. Whether it'd actually work in real life, taking into account annoying little details like the helicopter itself being a massive noise generator, is another question.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Threadâ˘
Translation: "I bought a stylish bag đ"
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RE: Things that remind you of WDTWTF members
As seen in a variation of this picture, "Now!" should be "Yesterday!".
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RE: Nobody shares knowledge better than this
Today, I discovered that pot can be a gateway drug to WordArt (ab)use.
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RE: Hacking News
Yes, you don't want all those open-source vulnerabilities in your crypto stack. Serious companies insist on only closed-source, proprietary vulnerabilities that have been designed by actual proper intelligence agencies.
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RE: Programming Memes Thread
Excuses, excuses. You don't buy a Lambo because you need it.
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RE: Programming Memes Thread
@Arantor said in Programming Memes Thread:
PHP devs all drive Lambos
Awaiting the picture of @Arantor's car in the Lounge.
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RE: The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!)
I think I've seen this car before... is that a regression?
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RE: I, ChatGPT
@Bulb said in I, ChatGPT:
Stock photos don't contain unphysical elements.
Stock photos aren't always above nonsense, either:
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RE: Programming Memes Thread
@topspin said in Programming Memes Thread:
Wonder what @Tsaukpaetra did to drive this poor server to suicide.
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RE: Error'd Bites
@Tsaukpaetra said in Error'd Bites:
Please explain why you don't like me.
Considering what you do to computers, is it any surprise they don't like you?
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RE: The Official Status Thread
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
The event we drove to Dallas to attend was canceled due to weather.
Pfft. Real Scots aren't afraid of a little rain.
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RE: I hate printers, with a passion
As unbelievable as it seems today, old HP Laserjets were known for their high reliability and serviceability.
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RE: Today in reading the headlines...
I wonder what @Benjamin-Hall and @Rhywden think of this.
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RE: Scientific Science
Paul Canfield, a physicist at Iowa State University in Ames, says: âThere should be a good German word thatâs 50 letters long and is simultaneously âimpressiveâ and âdepressingââ to describe the report.
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RE: I, ChatGPT
That short story is good ; I recommend it reading it if you've got the time.
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RE: Nope, you eat it
Reminds me of something I saw at a drugstore recently. A product which loudly proclaimed to be much better than the alternatives for hydration.
It was tablets that you have to dissolve in a glass of water.
To be fair, it had electrolytes, so it's not quite a placebo. But still, there were definite Idiocracy vibes.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Threadâ˘
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Threadâ˘:
I blame the French.
Let's be fair. We may have started the whole "more exceptions than rules" thing, but you guys are the ones who really turned it to 11.
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RE: WTF Bites
It's basically called stack ranking, and MS was known to practice it in the past. Make of that what you wish.