Things that remind you of WDTWTF members
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@DogsB said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@Zerosquare said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
I know, but that was an implementation bug that has been fixed by removing that person's moderator rights.
Last thing we want is someone with a bit of get up and go in charge around here although we could do with a purge of the Java developers.
I'm quite impervious to your envy of my entrenched position in enterprise development.
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@izzion said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@DogsB said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@Zerosquare said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
I know, but that was an implementation bug that has been fixed by removing that person's moderator rights.
Last thing we want is someone with a bit of get up and go in charge around here although we could do with a purge of the Java developers.
If you propose making them wear a special colored patch, I’m right out.
Uh...what color?
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@boomzilla said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@izzion said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
If you propose making them wear a special colored patch, I’m right out.
Uh...what color?
Green for added lines, red for removed lines.
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@boomzilla said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
Join me!
Great! The dunce caps with make us easier to spot when the great rain comes.
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@boomzilla said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@izzion said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@DogsB said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@Zerosquare said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
I know, but that was an implementation bug that has been fixed by removing that person's moderator rights.
Last thing we want is someone with a bit of get up and go in charge around here although we could do with a purge of the Java developers.
If you propose making them wear a special colored patch, I’m right out.
Uh...what color?
Yellow does seem to be the traditional color, I suppose
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@Gribnit signs point to a lot of stuff. Not sure about this one.
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@boomzilla said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
That was quick. German efficiency!
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@topspin I think boomzilla should lose several -points on account of taking that much initiative.
@boomzilla: You're treading on dangerous ground. People might start to expect you to do stuff.
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@cvi said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
People might start to expect you to do stuff.
If we expect him to do stuff, we expect ourself to do stuff too since we're all @boomzilla alt.
So we recursively
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@cvi said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@topspin I think boomzilla should lose several -points on account of taking that much initiative.
@boomzilla: You're treading on dangerous ground. People might start to expect you to do stuff.
I'm always up front that I'm willing to kill the for a good joke or other fun stuff.
For instance, if you want a thread jeff'd? Suggest a clever title that amuses me!
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@DogsB said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
we could do with a purge of the Java developers.
Who'd be the face of downvotes then?
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@loopback0 said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@DogsB said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
we could do with a purge of the Java developers.
Who'd be the face of downvotes then?
:@shoulder-alien
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@loopback0 said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@DogsB said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
we could do with a purge of the Java developers.
Who'd be the face of downvotes then?
:@shoulder-alien
No. Everyone must know how much I loath them. Except @Applied-Mediocrity . He's already knows.
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@DogsB didn't learn from last time that the more you like being the face of upvotes, the more likely it is to change?
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@boomzilla said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@izzion said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@DogsB said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@Zerosquare said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
I know, but that was an implementation bug that has been fixed by removing that person's moderator rights.
Last thing we want is someone with a bit of get up and go in charge around here although we could do with a purge of the Java developers.
If you propose making them wear a special colored patch, I’m right out.
Uh...what color?
We have a thread for that!
https://what.thedailywtf.com/topic/28330/pantone-dictates-the-colour-of-2022
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@error That's why I only use real databases, like Notepad.
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@loopback0 said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@DogsB didn't learn from last time that the more you like being the face of upvotes, the more likely it is to change?
I was disappointed by that. I get a good kick out of seeing my avatar there but I felt it fit the forum lore better when Mason Wheeler was the face of downvotes.
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@DogsB it depends on how honest I'm feeling that day.
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@Atazhaia said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@error That's why I only use real databases, like
NotepadRegedit.
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- Open a session with 2000 tabs.
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@boomzilla said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
- Open a session with 2000 tabs.
Spaceman meme: was it always janky regardless the number of tabs? Always was.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
was it always janky regardless the number of tabs?
Not according to the bug report
The previously smooth tab dragging has become janky and gets progressively worse with increasing number of tabs. It is much more severe on Linux Wayland than XWayland/X11 and can make the entire browser unresponsive for some time.
It does not happen when there are no pinned tabs, except for when the dragged tab hits the far right end of the strip.
IOW, don't enable Wayland
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@error said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
You don't.
The Mojito is the Devil’s gift to bartenders. Made with fresh mint, white rum, lime, seltzer and a bartender’s sweat and tears, this refreshingly effervescent mess is the worst cocktail you could ever order at a bar. And though he or she may smile while they muddle, your bartender secretly hates you for ordering one. As a bartender myself, I count myself among the anti-Mojito-ites. Here’s why.
I can make 20 Manhattans in the time it takes me to make one Mojito.
Seriously. You would think that a cocktail as regal as the Manhattan would be difficult to mix up in large volumes, but once you master your two-handed stirring technique and can perform cocktail jiggery, you’re golden. A single Mojito however, requires patience, focus and the dedication of both hands. The ice has to be perfectly pounded into frosty pulp. The mint has to be groomed and washed. The seltzer has to have the tiniest, Champagne-esque bubbles. And it is physically impossible to muddle two drinks at once. But give me four mixing glasses and two bar spoons and I’ll have you a pyramid of 40 Manhattans in five minutes. Time is money and your Mojito is costing me both.
Your Mojito is never going to taste as good as you think it’s going to taste.
Even if you don’t care that a Mojito is a waste of a bartender’s time, consider the fact that it’s a waste of your tastebuds. Most bartenders will over muddle the mint in seething hatred, impatience or sheer ignorance and instead of releasing crisp, bright, minty oils into your cocktail, the pulverized herb will infuse your drink with muddy and bitter flavors. And now no one’s happy and it’s all your fault.
Only tourists order Mojitos.
The only people who order Mojitos are from out of town. They’re Italian men in their 40s wearing linen suits and Ray-Bans, trying to impress a group of girls at the bar with their cocktail knowledge. They order a full round of Mojitos at the height of rush and then suddenly everyone in the bar wants one. Now picture yourself as the bartender: You’re making dozens of Mojitos (one at a time, of course), you’re sweating profusely and your bicep looks like Popeye’s after eating a can of spinach from all of that muddling your doing. Instead of ordering a Mojito, act like a local and look at the beautiful cocktail menu. It’s there for a reason.
There is NEVER a right time to order a Mojito.
Unless its 10 a.m. on a Tuesday, completely dead in the bar (like, tumbleweed-passing-through dead), I have nothing to do except fold napkins for dinner service, you happen to be the only customer, we become friends, you ask really, really nicely for one and a bunny rabbit flies by the window on bat wings—then and only then will I make you the best damn Mojito you ever did drink. And I’ll spend at least 15 minutes making it for you, muddling that mint oh so gently.
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@GOG said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
Time is money and your Mojito is costing me both.
Cocktails are fucking expensive. Don't complain it's taking you a few minutes to mix when I pay €9 for the frickin drink.
Your Mojito is never going to taste as good as you think it’s going to taste.
That I can agree on.
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@topspin said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
Cocktails are fucking expensive. Don't complain it's taking you a few minutes to mix when I pay €9 for the frickin drink.
Found the 40y.o. Italian man in a linen suit.
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@GOG said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@topspin said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
Cocktails are fucking expensive. Don't complain it's taking you a few minutes to mix when I pay €9 for the frickin drink.
Found the 40y.o. Italian man in a linen suit.
I don't look or dress that well.
I mean, I despise machos, their looks and their attitude, certainly if they're "wearing Ray-Bans" , but Italian suits are top notch.
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@topspin said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
I despise ... "wearing Ray-Bans"
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@Applied-Mediocrity you have to read it in context.
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Ok, I'm safe then.
Also, mine's just 5€ from the general store for when I don't want to see shit, because otherwise I'd need -3.5 prescription
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@GOG said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@error said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
You don't.
The Mojito is the Devil’s gift to bartenders. Made with fresh mint, white rum, lime, seltzer and a bartender’s sweat and tears, this refreshingly effervescent mess is the worst cocktail you could ever order at a bar. And though he or she may smile while they muddle, your bartender secretly hates you for ordering one. As a bartender myself, I count myself among the anti-Mojito-ites. Here’s why.
I can make 20 Manhattans in the time it takes me to make one Mojito.
Seriously. You would think that a cocktail as regal as the Manhattan would be difficult to mix up in large volumes, but once you master your two-handed stirring technique and can perform cocktail jiggery, you’re golden. A single Mojito however, requires patience, focus and the dedication of both hands. The ice has to be perfectly pounded into frosty pulp. The mint has to be groomed and washed. The seltzer has to have the tiniest, Champagne-esque bubbles. And it is physically impossible to muddle two drinks at once. But give me four mixing glasses and two bar spoons and I’ll have you a pyramid of 40 Manhattans in five minutes. Time is money and your Mojito is costing me both.
Your Mojito is never going to taste as good as you think it’s going to taste.
Even if you don’t care that a Mojito is a waste of a bartender’s time, consider the fact that it’s a waste of your tastebuds. Most bartenders will over muddle the mint in seething hatred, impatience or sheer ignorance and instead of releasing crisp, bright, minty oils into your cocktail, the pulverized herb will infuse your drink with muddy and bitter flavors. And now no one’s happy and it’s all your fault.
Only tourists order Mojitos.
The only people who order Mojitos are from out of town. They’re Italian men in their 40s wearing linen suits and Ray-Bans, trying to impress a group of girls at the bar with their cocktail knowledge. They order a full round of Mojitos at the height of rush and then suddenly everyone in the bar wants one. Now picture yourself as the bartender: You’re making dozens of Mojitos (one at a time, of course), you’re sweating profusely and your bicep looks like Popeye’s after eating a can of spinach from all of that muddling your doing. Instead of ordering a Mojito, act like a local and look at the beautiful cocktail menu. It’s there for a reason.
There is NEVER a right time to order a Mojito.
Unless its 10 a.m. on a Tuesday, completely dead in the bar (like, tumbleweed-passing-through dead), I have nothing to do except fold napkins for dinner service, you happen to be the only customer, we become friends, you ask really, really nicely for one and a bunny rabbit flies by the window on bat wings—then and only then will I make you the best damn Mojito you ever did drink. And I’ll spend at least 15 minutes making it for you, muddling that mint oh so gently.
Cry more. Where's my Mojito? Why is it taking so long?
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@MrL You can make your own modżajto. Or not.