The Cat Status Thread
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@izzion said in The Cat Status Thread:
@JBert said in The Cat Status Thread:
@Zerosquare Wait, there's a premium version?
It's also known as a dog
Nah, that's just incredible marketing on their part.
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@Parody "it's a gambit" got me.
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neighbour cat status its being sitting up staring at an empty corner for 10 minutes. It might be asleep so I dont want to disturb it.
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@Parody said in The Cat Status Thread:
@izzion said in The Cat Status Thread:
@JBert said in The Cat Status Thread:
@Zerosquare Wait, there's a premium version?
It's also known as a dog
Nah, that's just incredible marketing on their part.
Ah, Ze Frank. Always a laugh.
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Well, there's your problem:
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I guess that's one way to make your engine purr...
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Filed under: Off by One is
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Steve Napierski said in Omake Theater:
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Today I discovered a thing: https://imgur.com/search?q=cat beard
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@error Never do that! Revenge is unpleasant!
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@Zecc said in The Cat Status Thread:
Today I discovered a thing: https://imgur.com/search?q=cat beard
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@Zecc said in The Cat Status Thread:
(also not a cat)
and Catman:
I can't both upboat and downboat this post, so they just cancelled out.
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@TwelveBaud said in The Cat Status Thread:
Steve Napierski said in Omake Theater:
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@error that's what she said
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@topspin said in The Cat Status Thread:
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Catus: I don't know what the mattress has done to her, but she's very angry at it.
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@Gąska said in The Cat Status Thread:
Catus: I don't know what the mattress has done to her, but she's very angry at it.
Mauling is a sign of affection.
Filed under: Or playfulness. Or hunger. Or fear. Or anger. Or boredom...
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@error said in The Cat Status Thread:
Mauling is a sign of affection.
*sigh* As usual, the kink thread is...
No, wait. Cats don't count.
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Filed under: things @error can say in the cat and the lifestyle thread.
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@Zerosquare damn you and your cat-like posting reflexes.
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Status: starting to realize that my affinity for cats and for sadomasochism are inextricably linked
Filed under: NB4 JavaScript
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@error I think it would be animal cruelty to expose cats to Javascript
Or would it unleash such a horror onto the earth that not even 2020 could contain it?
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@boomzilla The government is hiring some unusual stay-at-home enforcers...
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@error said in The Cat Status Thread:
Video
Am disappoint
Video did not end with the cat immediately getting on the down escalator
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Iz in your bag, stealing your cheeseburger.
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@Zerosquare said in The Cat Status Thread:
@topspin said in The Cat Status Thread:
I'm not sure a cat would stay on a buzzing cell phone.
Mine would, and he's a bit bigger so when he sleeps on my phone I can't see it.
Hey, call me, I can't find my phone.
Sure, just a sec...
rings
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@error I don't remember what movie it was but I definitely remember seeing a scene like that. Except it was a dog, and the phone was inside.
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The call is coming from inside the dog!
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@Zerosquare Google says...
...but I don't think that's it.
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That's it.
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@error said in The Cat Status Thread:
@Zerosquare said in The Cat Status Thread:
@topspin said in The Cat Status Thread:
I'm not sure a cat would stay on a buzzing cell phone.
Mine would, and he's a bit bigger so when he sleeps on my phone I can't see it.
Hey, call me, I can't find my phone.
Sure, just a sec...
ringsStory told to me by my drummer:
A while back he was on a weekend outing with a bunch of friends, staying at some sort of agrotourist spot or other; basically, to get out of the city and get wasted out in the countryside, as one does.
At some point his friend realised he couldn't find his phone, so they did the thing you do in these cases: tried calling it. Turns out, they ended up calling the local goat. The goat didn't answer the phone.
When he was leaving, his friend was still waiting for the phone to work its way through the goat, in the hope of getting the SIM card back, at least.
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@Gąska said in The Cat Status Thread:
I don't remember what movie it was but I definitely remember seeing a scene like that. Except it was a dog, and the phone was inside.
Are you sure you don't mean Tyrannosaur?
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neighbour's cat status its making squeaking noises. Should I be worried?
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@boomzilla said in The Cat Status Thread:
Apparently my cat parties a lot harder than I do.
It's 2020. That's pretty much a given.