The Cat Status Thread
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@CarrieVS said in The Cat Status Thread:
Cat status: will not sit in a box for love nor catnip. Panics if placed in one.
Was told on adopting her that she loves cardboard boxes.How my cat loves carboard boxes:
Playing with boxes_sm.mp4Someone fucked up a firmware update and uploaded guinea pig firmware into that cat
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Cat status: Waiting for visiting female cat to get in heat. My cat is desperate to meet her regardless, although she values personal space and he does not, so need to keep them separated. Yesterday he snuck in and got into a fight with her, leading to a wounded paw for him. He still hasn't taken a hint and wants to go back to her, though.
Although my cat is so calm and nice that he had no problems with me cleaning the wound. He did need some extra cuddles afterwards too, the poor guy. But then back to looking at her through the window and meowing at her, like usual.
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@JBert Hah! I knew it looked familiar. I did consider going through the thread again to see if it had been posted already, but .
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White is sus.
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Cats can't digest grass. This was not surprising to me and will likely not be surprising to you, but do you want to guess how I now know this empirically?
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@CarrieVS No. The answer to that would not be surprising to me, either.
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@boomzilla said in The Cat Status Thread:
My son said, "Oh kitty, what are you doing?"
I said, "Chilling."
He slapped me on the arm.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Cat Status Thread:
@boomzilla said in The Cat Status Thread:
My son said, "Oh kitty, what are you doing?"
I said, "Chilling."
He slapped me on the arm.Hopefully you looked him square in the eye and said "The price of birth is death".
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@CarrieVS said in The Cat Status Thread:
Cats can't digest grass. This was not surprising to me and will likely not be surprising to you, but do you want to guess how I now know this empirically?
They can't digest it, but they will eat it to trigger hairballs.
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@Zerosquare
I can't help but wonder if xhe jumped out of those dirty clothes by the door and is taking a dump on the toilet while blowing bubbles at xhir cat ... xhe had to change the toilet roll too ...
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@Luhmann said in The Cat Status Thread:
@Zerosquare
I can't help but wonder if xhe jumped out of those dirty clothes by the door and is taking a dump on the toilet while blowing bubbles at xhir cat ... xhe had to change the toilet roll too ...(salivates furiously while stamping off-tempo with one foot)
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I didn't know quantum entanglement of cats was a thing...
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@Zerosquare said in The Cat Status Thread:
I didn't know quantum entanglement of cats was a thing...
Those cats are in the same local frame of reference anyway.
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@Zerosquare said in The Cat Status Thread:
I didn't know quantum entanglement of cats was a thing...
you can only observe the entanglement after opening the box
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@Luhmann said in The Cat Status Thread:
@Zerosquare said in The Cat Status Thread:
I didn't know quantum entanglement of cats was a thing...
you can only observe the entanglement after opening the box
But then one of the cats explodes in an alternate universe, sometimes.
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@Gribnit
can't be sure about then unless you know the you in the alternative universe opened the box
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@Luhmann said in The Cat Status Thread:
@Gribnit
can't be sure about then unless you know the you in the alternative universe opened the boxWell you know they didn't, because if they did, you would have exploded, sometimes.
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@Gribnit
how can we be sure unless we are in a box?
never get trapped inside a box!
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@Luhmann said in The Cat Status Thread:
@Gribnit
how can we be sure unless we are in a box?
never get trapped inside a box!If you check the box for traps first, it's safer.
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@Zerosquare said in The Cat Status Thread:
I didn't know quantum entanglement of cats was a thing...
Step 2: separate the cats and put them in two boxes.
Step 3: check if they die at the same time.
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@Gąska said in The Cat Status Thread:
@Zerosquare said in The Cat Status Thread:
I didn't know quantum entanglement of cats was a thing...
Step 2: separate the cats and put them in two boxes.
Step 3: check if they die at the same time.Sequential time relative to their local reference frame, or from some clock? And if so what clock.
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@Zerosquare said in The Cat Status Thread:
@Gąska said in The Cat Status Thread:
Step 2: separate the cats
Good luck with that.
How much spare skin do you have on your arms?
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@error I didn't know cats were also affected by videogame physics.
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Probably a repost.
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@DogsB said in The Cat Status Thread:
Probably a repost.
Maybe this was the original post. Maybe the inner cat is the largest cat. Have you actually tried counting the cats, or merely traversed them?
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@DogsB said in The Cat Status Thread:
Probably a repost.
Makes me wonder if the tabby kitten is a boy and the rest are girls.
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@Gribnit said in The Cat Status Thread:
merely traversed them
Friendly reminder that traversing cats may be prohibited in some networks. Check with local regulating authorities to confirm.
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@Gribnit said in The Cat Status Thread:
Have you actually tried counting the cats
I've tried but I keep falling asleep.
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