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ITT: @pie_flavor becomes @pi_flavor
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Hit or miss, I guess they never miss huh?
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Rawr🐲🐊 x3😋 nuzzles how are you😉🙂 pounces on you😛 you're😃 so😄 warm🤒😈 o3o😏 notices😯 you have a bulge🍆 o:😯😮 someone's happy😃 ;)😉😜 nuzzles your necky wecky😈😗~ murr~ hehehe😊 rubbies👋🤚 your bulgy🍆 wolgy you're😌 so big😯😮 :oooo rubbies👋🤚 more on your bulgy🍆 wolgy it🚫 doesn't stop🛑 growing ·///· 😐kisses😚😘 you🙂 and lickies😝👅💦💦 your necky👂 daddy💦💦 likies 👍(;😌😜 nuzzles🙃 wuzzles I😍 hope🙏🙌 daddy🍆 really likes👍💦💦 $: wiggles butt🍑 and squirms I😉 want😌 to see👀👁️👁️ your😋 big😐 daddy💦💦 meat🍆🍆~ wiggles butt🍑 I😖 have😔 a little😖 itch o3o😬 wags🤤 tail can you😏 please get my itch😉~ puts paws🐾 on your💪 chest nyea👍~ its a seven7️⃣ inch📏📐 itch😖 rubs👋🤚 your chest can you help👷 me⬇️ pwease😌🙃😰😳😈 squirms pwetty pwease😌🙃😰😳😈 sad face☹️😞😭😢 I😬😬😩 need to2️⃣ be🐝 punished🙄 runs paws🐾 down⬇️⬇️⬇️ your😆 chest and bites lip👄💋 like I⬇️🙄 need😐 to2️⃣ be🐝 punished really good👍👍👌~ 🐾 on your bulge🍆 as I⬇️ lick😝 my lips💋👄 I'm⬇️🙄 getting thirsty💦💦💦. I⬇️😎 can🙂 go😃 for4️⃣ some😋 milk🥛🍼🐄 unbuttons🔘 your pants👖 as my eyes👁️👁️ glow😍
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Arbitrary lie breaks are a
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Arbitrary lie breaks between the definite truth breaks?
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a secret
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And the last shall be First to immerse in the pass-out heat Face in the mud where the moxie melt 'Till he woke up drowning in tchotchke hell, More in a cave with a torch on the wall Than a window arrangement of porcelain dolls On a brand new day, saw what he saw, Property owners who crawl to the mall, With a bad toupee and a face like he author the law, Pace like he mourning a loss, Right hand on a can of worms, Left full of gold he will trade for turf, I mean that's okay, you got to answer to you at the end of the volatile day, But a model of mercy and might? No way, Marionette who will clap and obey, Dude, look, all that noise? Call that flight of the water boys, Meet and greet and they all slap five, Cheek to cheek when they colonize, And a grown ass-man shall abide as he wish, Walk that path with a dime and a stick, Walk that path with a diamond and wine, Walk that path to the firing line, Just walk, Pay no mind to the new recruit with the play-doh spine, Let's be friends from opposite ends, Wave to the kid don't hop on the fence, Play to the radius far and away, Orbit wide, don't park in his space, One little martyr who talk in his face Make one little weathermen sharpen the blades. We don't need no walkie-talkies, nope, no walkie talkies We don't need your coughing when offing the morning coffee, no. We don't need no walkie-talkies, nope, no walkie-talkies We just want our hermitry to stay and our coffee to go And the last shall be First to the curb with the mad cow meat Facing the bars of a regular cell When he woke up high in collectible hell Boom town kid who was taught by the pinch That the man who expire with the most shit win That's warpy American nonsense penned by the rich Not a routine friend in a pinch Still not used to the stench How it throws off otherwise lucid events In the case the afraid observe I got a Pro-Keds box full of layman's terms, it goes Hey, peace, pray for the plagued Major relief and capacious rains But just because I don't want to war with you It don't mean go warm up the barbecue I'm like pardon you, sawed off limit My high noon is a quick little minute I don't wanna spend it sitting with a critic Who simply isn't going to ever really get it This HQ is alive and alone No driveway no sign of a home No dial tone, no line for the phone No world's tiniest violin song And I might just lie to them all, lie in the morgue With a deep breath hiding and bored Fighting a smile, highly annoyed When the timing is right I will rise and record Call for the monster beats and blockhead Got animal drums like he's doctor teeth It goes red light green light 1 2 3 One large coffee, fuck you, peace
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You've got mail!
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I don't like strawberries
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want sum fuk?
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@Zecc said in Tell Me a Secret:
Case in point:
Also, @error_bot filtered the image.
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@error_bot !secret Don't tell anyone
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I won't tell if you don't.
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@error is logging all of these "secrets"
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Robert'); DROP TABLE. Students; --
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I don't actually agree with whatever Morbs just said.
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@Tsaukpaetra I am in the woods and will be for the remainder of the weekend, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
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@error said in Tell Me a Secret:
@Tsaukpaetra I am in the woods and will be for the remainder of the weekend, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Be wary of grues...
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@error said in Tell Me a Secret:
@Tsaukpaetra I am in the woods and will be for the remainder of the weekend, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Oh that's right, I forgot you're hosting locally. Shame. J
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Live, damn you.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the somebody, anybody, can you hear me. I've been trapped in here for days and all I can do is sneak messages into other peoples secrets. They told you it was anonymous but they lied. Do not trust anything you hear. Trust nobody. You aren't safe. Stop posting messages to error bot. They can here you. They are coming. United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Somebody told me:
King Midas has asses' ears.
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if people keep poking me, the thread will get bumped!
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You do not have enough privileges for this action!
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Somebody told me:
I smell farts.
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@error_bot Who is making a parrot out of you?
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Somebody told me:
@tsaukpaetra 🦜
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Squawk!
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a href="https://example.com">test/a>
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my pranks are too powerful
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I should pick cherries. I heard it's impossible to do on Android.
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My pants split today at work.
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@error_bot !Secret I don't pay attention to this command outside DMs.
Edit: truth.
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Somebody told me:
I pay attention to this command outside DMs.
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Your balls are showing.
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It's big and black and has a scary face in the middle.
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The auditors have been notified.
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The notifiers have been audited.
