Florida Man goes to...
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Florida man didn't miss this time.
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Federal officers are having a blast with Florida man's explosives.
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@JBert Suddenly I want to be a federal officer.
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... the toilet.
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@Tsaukpaetra that must have been a shitty day for him.
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it isn't just the men....
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... School for Rehabilitation of Vigilantes?
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Florida Man Goes to Central Nebraska And Walks Down The Middle of the Interstate In The Middle of the Night:
The pedestrian had been reportedly walking in the center of the eastbound right lane, troopers said. The semitruck swerved in an attempt to avoid the pedestrian, but struck the man and rolled into the median, according to a report.
The pedestrian, Keith Burgess, 56, of Florida, was pronounced dead at the scene.
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Google really wants me to click that link.
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@Gąska said in Florida Man goes to...:
Google really wants me to click that link.
Your google fucking sucks!
Mine does too, but in a different way!
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@Gąska said in Florida Man goes to...:
Google really wants me to click that link.
And from the colour of the link you were weak and did so.
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@PleegWat wouldn't you?
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@Gąska said in Florida Man goes to...:
@PleegWat wouldn't you?
No. That is not a site known to me for providing accurate pictures of the topic.
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@Tsaukpaetra if you read news to get accurate information, that's your problem. I read news to laugh.
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@Gąska said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Tsaukpaetra if you read news to get accurate information, that's your problem. I read news to laugh.
I didn't say "accurate information" though, did I?
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@boomzilla
+1000000
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@admiral_p said in Florida Man goes to...:
@HardwareGeek I bet, without having seen the picture, that she's like 25, which is 75 in crack years.
@TimeBandit said in Florida Man goes to...:
Picture checks out.
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I'm waiting for Florida Man to invent this...
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For those who didn't bother following the link: it was Olaf.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
Charged for Making Love to ‘Frozen’ Stuffed Plushies
In this guy would have a lot more choices
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@TimeBandit
: Offering the user choices is a bad thing.
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But just because he's from Florida doesn't make him wrong...
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@boomzilla Good
shootpunch. Seriously. There was a woman in front of me the other day who was just sitting there chatting with the cashier like it wasn't peak times and a line of people waiting behind her. It's one reason I don't mind self-checkouts. Don't have to wait for Chatty Cathy to finish telling everyone her life story.
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The embed and the article make it sound like there's a location in Florida called Duh, but based on some web searching I think it's actually the name of the store?
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@Zecc The location is not a store; it's the car rental counter at an airport. "Duh, Florida" is "duh, of course it's Florida. Where else would somebody be this dumb?"
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...the electric company, to pay everyone's past-due bills.
Florida Man: Christmas Edition. Apparently there are some genuinely good ones mixed in with all the weirdos.
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...Oklahoma, apparently:
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@boomzilla It doesn't count if he's not actually from Florida...
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@Mason_Wheeler
If you RTFA, it's pretty clear he's a Florida Man in spirit.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla It doesn't count if he's not actually from Florida...
I'd think you'd be happy to see someone trying to break Florida's copyright on this sort of thing.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
Deputies search for burglar who broke into Bradenton home to suck victim's toes
The man replied he was "there to suck toes," the sheriff's office report said. That's when the victim punched the suspect in the mouth and forced the man out of the bedroom.
Sounds like kicking would've been easier in that situation.
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That reminded me: Florida man goes to...
... a risky hookup.
"Orlando, FL"
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Heard in an old Scrooge voice, "then let them get on with it, and reduce the surplus population!"
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@topspin I assume his battery ran out before he got a response
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...McDonalds
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Cops also said they smelled alcohol on her breath.
At 04:00 on New Year's day. Quelle surprise!
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