Florida Man goes to...
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
@pie_flavor said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Benjamin-Hall said in Florida Man goes to...:
Posted here because it's available in Florida.
That's a horrible idea.
Why? Because it would be better marketed in other states?
Maybe because here in Florida we have plenty of ways to get messed up already?
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
@pie_flavor said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Benjamin-Hall said in Florida Man goes to...:
Posted here because it's available in Florida.
That's a horrible idea.
Why? Because it would be better marketed in other states?
No, because caffeine + alcohol makes you much less able to tell how drunk you are.
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@pie_flavor said in Florida Man goes to...:
makes you much less able to tell how drunk you are
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@pie_flavor said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
@pie_flavor said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Benjamin-Hall said in Florida Man goes to...:
Posted here because it's available in Florida.
That's a horrible idea.
Why? Because it would be better marketed in other states?
No, because caffeine + alcohol makes you much less able to tell how drunk you are.
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@boomzilla Was anyone involved named Bobbitt?
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Are Florida women allowed here?
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@jinpa said in Florida Man goes to...:
Florida women
sure ... after all a Florida woman is just an away from a Florida man
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@Luhmann Florida produced 13900 tons (12600 metric tonnes) of last year. That represents 7.5% of US production — nearly all the rest comes from California — but only 0.2% of worldwide production. With more than 2 million tonnes, Mexico is by far the largest producer of . Now You Know™ (but probably don't care).
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@HardwareGeek
TIL ... I had always thought Thailand was a major source
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Hell, I had a tree in my yard while growing up, and two each orange and grapefruit trees.
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@CHUDbert
no ?
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@Luhmann Imported from Georgia, just like vidalia onions.
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@Luhmann said in Florida Man goes to...:
@HardwareGeek
TIL ... I had always thought Thailand was a major sourceActual s, no; not enough to even make it onto the list of producers. The other thing that we call , yes.
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Not Florida, but close:
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@admiral_p Reminds me of…
https://youtu.be/-eREiQhBDIk
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Article @admiral_p linked in Florida Man goes to...:
Not Florida, but close:
Watson says despite no one being hurt, she still does not feel safe working there anymore.
“I fear for my life, and my family fears for my life.”
Oh boo hoo. One incident and you're apparently so scared shitless you feel unsafe. Can you imagine if all airplane pilots left their job because an actual terrorist happened to hijack a plane?
I better stop before this gets garagey...
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@Tsaukpaetra well, I'd expect the pilot of a hijacked plane that somehow survived the incident to suffer from heavy PTSD.
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@Tsaukpaetra plays Takeshi Kitano in Good Morning Mr. Lawrence, taunting David Bowie over his fear of death.
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... chase his police horse, which had to be home early.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Florida Man goes to...:
Not Florida, but close:
Watson says despite no one being hurt, she still does not feel safe working there anymore.
“I fear for my life, and my family fears for my life.”
Oh boo hoo. One incident and you're apparently so scared shitless you feel unsafe. Can you imagine if all airplane pilots left their job because an actual terrorist happened to hijack a plane?
Hey now, don't be too harsh on that poor girl. It's quite likely she ended up working at McD for a reason...
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... sell a house on fire:
This real estate agent wants to turn weaknesses into strengths:
Bring your Smores to the Campfire and Build your Dream Home! [...] This property has been ordered from the City to be demolished and is being sold for Land Value.
Just go view that picture in more detail.
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Better refrain from eating beans when there's a thunderstorm coming up:
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... complain about detritus falling from the sky:
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FloridaLouisiana woman:
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@HardwareGeek
Obviously left there by a Florida Man ... duh
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@boomzilla Wow, Chelsea has not aged well!
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I'm not crazy I just wanna die and I wanna have fun doing it, but I'm the most patient person in the world.”
Yeeeess... (emphasis mine)
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And just to add a sad Florida Woman one...
Everyone did make it out alive though...
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@JBert said in Florida Man goes to...:
And just to add a sad Florida Woman one...
The two boys were released to the Department of Children & Families.
“They both were very upset by the incident,” officers wrote on the report.
You think?
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South Dakota woman:
https://abc11.com/family/woman-thought-she-had-kidney-stones-gave-birth-to-triplets/5475380/
34 weeks pregnant. Kids were born within four minutes following the "diagnosis".
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@pie_flavor said in Florida Man goes to...:
I'm pretty sure one time I got a seat on the subway because the woman thought I was pregnant.
I wasn't going to argue.
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@JBert said in Florida Man goes to...:
I'm not crazy I just wanna die and I wanna have fun doing it, but I'm the most patient person in the world.”
Yeeees...
The Army is looking for a few good men...
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@remi said in Florida Man goes to...:
And this is why (I guess) there is such a thing here as a "life certificate" that some administrations sometimes ask for, i.e. a certificate delivered by the local authority that has your birth certificate and that says you're still alive
Might have been already posted elsewhere, but: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uttar_Pradesh_Association_of_Dead_People
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@JBert said in Florida Man goes to...:
... chase his police horse, which had to be home early.
Can he be said to have escaped police?
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From Facebook
Oh Florida Man you never disappoint. 🤦🏼♀️
This is a real photo taken in Citrus County, Florida on Sunday September 1, 2019. Citrus County while on the bare edge of the Cone is nowhere near affected by #HurricaneDorian. We are currently under no hurricane warnings.
- Yes, he’s sandbagging his roof. In theory to keep it from flying off. 🤔
- He’s obviously giving the strength withhold of those sandbags way more credit than they are due. 🙄
- It’s a good thing he’s not my neighbor. 😳
Heaven.
Help.
Me.
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@HardwareGeek said in Florida Man goes to...:
FloridaLouisiana woman:
The internet has dubbed her "Smelly Furtado".
She's kind of attractive. Meth must be a new addiction. In a couple of years she will look like an extra on Breaking Bad.