Florida Man goes to...
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@Gribnit said in Florida Man goes to...:
jesus christ first, alligators and now this
Christ in a Storm Drain! shall be now my favourite exclamation for several minutes!
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@dkf Jesus Christ it's Storm Drain!
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@dkf said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Gribnit said in Florida Man goes to...:
jesus christ first, alligators and now this
Christ in a Storm Drain! shall be now my favourite exclamation for several minutes!
So you, like to add, commas do you?
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@acrow said in Florida Man goes to...:
Florida woman crawled up into a storm drain from its canal outlet.
This unbirthing thing is going a little far...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Florida Man goes to...:
@acrow said in Florida Man goes to...:
Florida woman crawled up into a storm drain from its canal outlet.
This unbirthing thing is going a little far...
but, props for accuracy.
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@Karla said in Florida Man goes to...:
That's got to be pretty good rack.
"50-milliliter nips" - direct quote from the article.
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@HardwareGeek said in Florida Man goes to...:
Florida burglar goes to the morgue:
Not sure what anybody expected from a guy with a forced-perspective tattoo of the sherrif's office logo on his face, really.
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@HardwareGeek said in Florida Man goes to...:
Police and court records do not indicate which man was advocating in favor of which milk.
It's society's fault for allowing squeezed almond liquid to be called "milk" in the first place. If it was properly labeled, the cause for argument would never have arisen.
what about milk of magnesia?
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... create their own boat meme:
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... the movie (singular), multiple times:
(Interestingly this world record dates back from July 29, 2019 — seems Guiness World Record's verification sometimes takes a record time to complete)
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@JBert said in Florida Man goes to...:
... the movie (singular), multiple times:
(Interestingly this world record dates back from July 29, 2019 — seems Guiness World Record sometimes take a record time)
The verification is sometimes surprisingly rigorous.
On RTFA, it seems it would be advisable to euthanize the recipient, for the good of all concerned.
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@JBert said in Florida Man goes to...:
(Interestingly this world record dates back from July 29, 2019 — seems Guiness World Record's verification sometimes takes a record time to complete)
The movie came out on April 22, 2019, and is three hours long. Between April 22 and July 29, that's 98 days or 99 including the last day. So the guy must have spent six hours every single day (minus a handful) watching this movie.
e: Apparently he did it over 90 days, so actually he would've had to do two viewings every single day, plus a few days with three viewings
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@hungrier in that time, he could’ve watched both BvS and The Snyder Cut, twice.
Filed under: Geneva Convention
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
No, stupid, you drive into a bunch of FIRE. Stay on-brand.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
He should've made the teller switch places with him at the last minute
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@boomzilla For those who don't want to click through, the thing that makes this a Florida Man story, rather than simply a robbery that happened to be in Florida, is that the guy just stood there waiting for his money after the teller walked away to call the police, and he was still standing there, waiting, when the police arrived.
Also, he read his demand for money from a written note, because I guess he couldn't remember what he needed to say without reading it. There's no information on whether he wrote the note himself, or somebody smarter wrote it for him.
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@HardwareGeek said in Florida Man goes to...:
somebody smarter wrote it for him.
Sounds like a reasonable help topic, and a good opportunity to spread the Gospel of St. Dillinger.
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@Atazhaia I explicitly said that was okay. Y'all don't listen.
ed. well those two did.for what it's worthwhich isn't muchfucking whole thing was supposed to be underwater.
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@TimeBandit said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Gribnit said in Florida Man goes to...:
Y'all don't listen.
We just don't listen to you
If I weren't so Covenanted, I'd give you such a smiting.
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@TimeBandit said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Gribnit said in Florida Man goes to...:
Y'all don't listen.
We just don't listen to you
Some of us don't listen more than others.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
Cops Charge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBjQ9tuuTJQ
y'know I hadn't thought a haircut could specifically indicate what kind of drugs a dude was holding, til today.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
I don't see how police involvement was indicated, except to make sure the lines were orderly.
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@boomzilla I am the (counts, let's see 12 to what, 20?) Borax! I speak for the lakes!
Treating the set as a ring, any Vorax should have standing to speak for a given creek, as well.
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@HardwareGeek said in Florida Man goes to...:
Also, he read his demand for money from a written note, because I guess he couldn't remember what he needed to say without reading it. There's no information on whether he wrote the note himself, or somebody smarter wrote it for him.
My guess: he's seen in movies that bank robbers write down their demands on paper and pass it to the teller rather than saying it out loud, so he prepared the note but didn't quite understood how it's supposed to work.
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@Gąska said in Florida Man goes to...:
didn't quite understood how it's supposed to work.
Exactly what part of robbing a bank he didn't understand might be debatable, but his lack of understanding of something is very obvious.
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Florida woman crashes at 111 mph and walks away from it:
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@boomzilla No word on if they can be sued right back for e.g. flood damages.
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@lolwhat said in Florida Man goes to...:
Florida woman crashes at 111 mph and walks away from it:
Death and reincarceration, good stuff, good stuff, fuck...
- "So check out the options package on this bad AAAAAAAAAAA"
- "I missed prison."
- "PlayStation's gone COD, but I still have a consumer license to the GTA thematic content!"
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I think that Ohio Woman has earned an honorary Florida Woman title:
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Since Belizaire is a member of the Hard Rock’s “Player’s Club” rewards program, her phone number was in casino records, leading to her identification as a suspect. After tracking Belizaire’s phone, police confronted her around 4 AM yesterday.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
Since Belizaire is a member of the Hard Rock’s “Player’s Club” rewards program, her phone number was in casino records, leading to her identification as a suspect. After tracking Belizaire’s phone, police confronted her around 4 AM yesterday.
When I was in middle school, a girl called in a bomb threat to the middle school. Only problem--she did it from the local gas station (small town, before cell phones), and then bragged to her friends about it. Who promptly turned her in for the $50 reward the cops put.
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Florida woman goes to drum up IG followers:
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...Texas. To climb into another sewer.
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I'm sure if we reach back through this kid's family tree, we'll find a Florida ancestor or three...
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@izzion said in Florida Man goes to...:
I'm sure if we reach back through this kid's family tree, we'll find a Florida ancestor or three...
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...Oklahoma, apparently...
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@izzion said in Florida Man goes to...:
we'll find a Florida ancestor or three...
Are we counting duplicates?
Oh wait, you said tree. There's your problem.