Write your own obituary tagline
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This stone is a đ§
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Here lies Doctor Jones.
He's finally got that shitty song out of his head.
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@mott555 said in Write your own obituary tagline:
I wonder if trinitrotoluene is digestible?
To a degree, I suppose, as itâs somewhat water-soluble. However, itâs also toxic, possibly carcinogenic, and before it gets to that, with enough exposure to it your skin turns bright yellow.
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@DoctorJones said in Write your own obituary tagline:
Here lies Doctor Jones.
He's finally got that shitty song out of his head.
LIVING TOMBSTONES: Now you can have interactive graves that play VIDEOS and MUSIC (autoplay)
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@Gurth
NOPE thread is
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@Captain said in Write your own obituary tagline:
His phallus was enormous.
This isn't just a tombstone.
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@Zecc It's a way of life.
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@mott555 said in Write your own obituary tagline:
@Luhmann said in Write your own obituary tagline:
@Gribnit said in Write your own obituary tagline:
my high-explosive filled corpse
Farts are not high-explosive
I wonder if trinitrotoluene is digestible?
I know that nitroglycerine is used medicinally under certain circumstances...
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@masonwheeler said in Write your own obituary tagline:
@mott555 said in Write your own obituary tagline:
@Luhmann said in Write your own obituary tagline:
@Gribnit said in Write your own obituary tagline:
my high-explosive filled corpse
Farts are not high-explosive
I wonder if trinitrotoluene is digestible?
I know that nitroglycerine is used medicinally under certain circumstances...
It prevents certain types of chest pain due to heart problems (IIRC). In very very tiny doses. And it's metabolized so, no matter how long you live, you'll never be a detonation risk from it.
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@Benjamin-Hall Yes, I know. My grandfather uses it. But as they say, facts .
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@mods @here who the hell embedded an auto-playing video?
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"He was nice to have around, but did he ever actually do anything?"
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@PleegWat said in Write your own obituary tagline:
@mods @here who the hell embedded an auto-playing video?
That's a rather odd epitaph, unless you were the one who embedded it and you were killed because of it.
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@HardwareGeek said in Write your own obituary tagline:
@PleegWat said in Write your own obituary tagline:
@mods @here who the hell embedded an auto-playing video?
That's a rather odd epitaph, unless you were the one who embedded it and you were killed because of it.
On Discord (and I'd assume a lot of other chat software that looks like Discord), typing
@everyone
or@here
is a good way to get yourself killed.
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@ben_lubar
Also, code tags still@-mention
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@PleegWat said in Write your own obituary tagline:
@mods @here who the hell embedded an auto-playing video?
It seems that I did, but it didnât autoplay for me. Still doesnât, when I open the âspoilerâ that some mod was kind enough to change my post into.
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@Gurth It auto-plays for me, but without sound.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Status Thread:
I've gotten to the room where you fight two fire beetles and then two lightning beetles (and realized I'm way out-leveled)
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@boomzilla
I see you found @Polygeekery's social media account.
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I'd want my headstone to have all the regular text with JPEG artefacts.
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Okay, I think I have an actual tagline:
âŚwho?
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@ben_lubar said in Write your own obituary tagline:
Remembering Ben Lubar: the first man to go to Mars by accident
How would this happen? Do you hang out with Yazeran a lot?
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He lived his life the way you should live yours.
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"This site is considered a biohazard."
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@Gribnit said in Write your own obituary tagline:
"This site is considered a
biohazardtoxic waste dump ."FTFHg....
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SMBC's take on this topic:
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@HardwareGeek said in WTF Bites:
I bought myself a wired USB ergonomic mouse
That's what I do now. I don't even bother trying to expense it. When I move on, it comes with me...
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"Now who will restart the bot?"
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@error said in Write your own obituary tagline:
"Now who will restart the bot?"
I heard K8S is specially designed for that kind of thing...
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@Tsaukpaetra What does Lorne have to do with bot restarting?
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@Mason_Wheeler said in Write your own obituary tagline:
@Tsaukpaetra What does Lorne have to do with bot restarting?
I'm sorry, I can't satisfy your query at this time:
E_DATABASE_CONNECTION_NOT_ESTABLISHED
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Write your own obituary tagline:
@error said in Write your own obituary tagline:
"Now who will restart the bot?"
I heard K8S is specially designed for that kind of thing...
"Replaced by K8S"
Or
"Upgrade Complete"
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@error said in Write your own obituary tagline:
"Upgrade Complete"
That one could catch on as an epitaph.
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"This product is obsolete and no longer supported." would make more sense to me.
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"EOL"
or, "EOF"
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@kazitor EOL could also stand for End of Life.
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Here lies @mott555. We will never forget his parting words:
@mott555 said in Write your own obituary tagline:
I wonder if trinitrotoluene is digestible?
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@Zecc said in Write your own obituary tagline:
@kazitor EOL could also stand for End of Life.
what else does it stand for?
⌠oh, "end of line". That's pretty lame.
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@error said in Write your own obituary tagline:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Write your own obituary tagline:
@error said in Write your own obituary tagline:
"Now who will restart the bot?"
I heard K8S is specially designed for that kind of thing...
"Replaced by K8S"
It sounds like it was Lorne who's done the replacing.
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Here lies @pie_flavor: consumed by the Internet.
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@Tsaukpaetra the write someone else's obituary tagline thread is
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@DoctorJones It worked yesterday, when everyone was called @boomzilla.
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@Gurth oh, I missed that
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@DoctorJones
Don't worry it will be back next year
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@Luhmann said in Write your own obituary tagline:
@DoctorJones
Don't worry it will be back next yearThere's also a secret URL you can use to activate it too. Ask Ben for da wae.
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And now the actual reason why I've necroed this thread.
Margaret Marilyn DeAdder 1942-2021
Margaret Marilyn DeAdder, professional clipper of coupons, baker of cookies, terror behind the wheel, champion of the underdog, ruthless card player, and self-described Queen Bitch, died on Tuesday, January 19, 2021. Marilyn, the oldest of four siblings, was born Marilyn Joyce in 1942, to parents Hannah and Edgar Joyce, in New Glasgow, NS. She grew up in a modest home, which still stands on the top of a hill where the Westville Rd. forks to the Town of Westville in one direction and the old drive-in in the other. Growing up with very little taught her how to turn a dime into a dollar, a skill at which sheâd excel her whole life.
Marilyn loved all children who werenât her own and loved her own children relative to how clean-shaven they were. She excelled at giving the finger, taking no sh!t and laughing at jokes, preferably in the shade of blue. She did not excel at suffering fools, hiding her disdain, and putting her car in reverse. A voracious reader, she loved true crime, romance novels and the odd political book. Trained as a hairdresser before she was married, she was always doing somebody's hair in her kitchen, so much so her kitchen smelled of baking and perm solution. Marilyn had a busy life, but no matter what she was doing she always made time to run her kidsâ lives as well. Her lifelong hobbies included painting, quilting, baking, gardening, hiking and arson. Marilyn loved tea and toast. The one thing she loved more than tea and toast was reheated tea and toast. She reheated tea by simply turning on the burner often forgetting about it. She burned many a teapot and caused smoke damage countless times, leaving her kids with the impression that fanning the smoke alarm was a step in brewing tea.
Marilyn liked to volunteer and give back to the community. She was a lifelong volunteer at the Capital Theatre in downtown Moncton, which her sons suspected was her way of seeing all the shows for free. For all of Marilynâs success in life, her crowning achievement occurred in the mid-to-late eighties, when, left with mounting debt, no job, no car, and no driverâs license, she turned it all around to the point in the early nineties that she had paid down her house, paid cash for all her cars, and got her three boys through university.
Marilyn is survived by her three ungrateful sons Michael (Gail), Paul and David (Trudy), whose names she never got completely right, and whose jokes she didnât completely understand. She loved them very much, even though at least one of them would ruin Christmas every year by coming home with facial hair, and never forgot that one disastrous Christmas in which all three sons showed up with beards. Everything she did, she did for her sons.
Marilyn is survived by her three granddaughters Meaghan (19), Bridget (16) and Madelyn (5). While her sons committed unspeakable crimes against humanity, her granddaughters could do no wrong. While her sons grew up on root vegetables and powdered milk (funneled directly into the bag to hide the fact that it was powdered, fooling nobody), her granddaughters were fed mountains of sugary snacks as far as the eye could see, including her world-famous cookies and cinnamon rolls. Her love for them was unmatched.
Marilyn is survived by her sisters, Melda and Linda, and her brother, Lloyd, who still owes her $600* (*inside family joke â sorry, Lloyd). Marilyn is also survived by an incredible number of close friends, who cannot be named for fear of missing somebody.
Marilyn, ever the penny-pincher, decided to leave this world on the day Moncton went into red-alert, her sons believe, to avoid paying for a funeral. But, on the other hand, she always said that she didnât want a funeral, she wanted an Irish wake. She didnât want everybody moping around, she wanted a party. Marilyn will get her celebration of life when COVID-19 is over. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that you do something nice for somebody else unexpectedly, and without explanation. We love you, mom, a bushel and a peck. A bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck.