Tinder is shit
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@blek said in Tinder is shit:
The new service, which would cost about $6,000 per year, is reportedly being tested internally.
...how do you test dating internally?
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@Gustav "Alright gang, over the next three months, everyone has to fuck at least five coworkers per month or you're going on a PIP"
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@Zerosquare
At least now we know why he’s still single.
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@Zerosquare Cheese us triste!
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Status: Conversation has turned into weird places. Latest message:
> Work for my sugar mama and earn yourself some money
< sounds enticing, though I don't have a lot of spare time. Is there really demand for a person such as I?
> Yes. She want to send some money to her laborer at the building site. She need someone with a bank account or a credit card. Do you have a bank account or a credit card?
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@Tsaukpaetra sounds like a scam. If they were for real, they wouldn't match with the person who looks the least like a construction worker in all Tinder.
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@Gustav Well to be fair, this isn't on Tinder specifically, I just felt like this is the thread that was most appropriate.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
"Work for my sugar mama and earn yourself some money"
"Yes. She want to send some money to her laborer at the building site. She need someone with a bank account or a credit card. Do you have a bank account or a credit card?"Is this person referring to herself in the third person? Definitely looking for a simp. Have you gotten a link to her OnlyFans yet?
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@boomzilla said in Tinder is shit:
Is this person referring to herself in the third person?
Further conversation makes it feel like a she-pimp.
@boomzilla said in Tinder is shit:
Definitely looking for a simp.
Could be fun!
@boomzilla said in Tinder is shit:
Have you gotten a link to her OnlyFans yet?
No. But apparently the pimp is "into real estate business"
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@boomzilla said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
"Work for my sugar mama and earn yourself some money"
"Yes. She want to send some money to her laborer at the building site. She need someone with a bank account or a credit card. Do you have a bank account or a credit card?"Is this person referring to herself in the third person?
The way I read it, she literally means her own mom.
Definitely looking for a simp.
Or somebody to build her mom's house. You know. As a manual laborer.
A pretty reasonable thing to do, and since it wasn't Tinder, maybe even wasn't out of place depending on where the exchange happened. But what gave it away as a scam is asking for banking info. An actual owner of a house under construction would highly prefer cash.
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@Gustav said in Tinder is shit:
But what gave it away as a scam is asking for banking info.
No. What gave it away as a scam is that she wants to pay someone else via you.
Words to live by: do not handle other people's financial transactions unless your first name is Western and your last name is Union.
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@GOG dunno, delegating labor search to friends and family is pretty normal in my circles, as well as delivering payments.
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@Gustav For people you've just met online?
ETA: Recommending acquaintances for jobs, I get, though I wouldn't do it for anyone less close than (actual, not FB) friend-of-a-friend. Handling money? Fuggedaboutit.
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Prostitutes remain widely-available and cost-competitive. Please go on about what the world owes you.
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@GOG said in Tinder is shit:
@Gustav For people you've just met online?
I'm not sure you understand. That person you just met is paying YOU, not the other way around.
(If it wasn't a scam, I mean.)
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@Gribnit said in Tinder is shit:
Prostitutes remain widely-available and cost-competitive.
Not around here they aren't!
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@Gustav If.
This boils down to the simple heuristic that anyone you've just met that's offering to pay you is a scam, unless they're offering to pay you for something you are actively selling (and if you're actively selling money transfer services, your name likely is Western Union.)
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@boomzilla "I can be your insulin daddy"
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@blek said in Tinder is shit:
Tinder is such an amazingly shitty piece of software I'm almost speechless.
Try using Grinder. It's worked flawlessly for a decade, and finds so many matches, with really deep compatibility, no matter where you are. Even in Outback Australia (maybe especially well in Outback Australia).
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Random post from https://www.reddit.com/r/lolgrindr/
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@Carnage said in Tinder is shit:
I love the utter lack of shits given among the elderly.
Once you get to 85, what's the worst that could happen?
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@GOG said in Tinder is shit:
@Carnage said in Tinder is shit:
I love the utter lack of shits given among the elderly.
Once you get to 85, what's the worst that could happen?
If I make it to that age against all odds I'm gonna spend the rest of my life high/stoned the fuck out on the best shit there is.
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@Carnage I have already pre-committed to being a snarky Chinese grandpa if/when I reach an appropriate age.
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@Carnage said in Tinder is shit:
@GOG said in Tinder is shit:
@Carnage said in Tinder is shit:
I love the utter lack of shits given among the elderly.
Once you get to 85, what's the worst that could happen?
If I make it to that age against all odds I'm gonna spend the rest of my life high/stoned the fuck out on the best shit there is.
I once met a guy at a party, he was in his seventies, conversation in our small group went to work and hobbies.
: Now that I'm retired I can commit to my true passion, which I didn't have time for before. Finally I can become a full fledged alcoholic. [To his daughter] Honey, your inheritance is no more. Gone.
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@MrL said in Tinder is shit:
@Carnage said in Tinder is shit:
@GOG said in Tinder is shit:
@Carnage said in Tinder is shit:
I love the utter lack of shits given among the elderly.
Once you get to 85, what's the worst that could happen?
If I make it to that age against all odds I'm gonna spend the rest of my life high/stoned the fuck out on the best shit there is.
I once met a guy at a party, he was in his seventies, conversation in our small group went to work and hobbies.
: Now that I'm retired I can commit to my true passion, which I didn't have time for before. Finally I can become a full fledged alcoholic. [To his daughter] Honey, your inheritance is no more. Gone.I keep telling my parents to buy booze for all the inheritance. I don't need it, and my siblings, well... Let's just say they haven't made the best choices in life and there being an inheritance to fight over would just do what inheritances do to all families. Up until about a decade ago or so, my siblings were still saying the same thing I still do, but these days they have swung around and I can tell they are more and more waiting for a nice inheritance.
My dad has worked his arse off his whole life, and recently went into retirement, so he'll only be working 40 hours per week.
There are a few millions in fixed capital, enough that when the machines are sold off that all the mortgages for the farm will be paid off and the farm is worth a fair bit now. It's been in the family for a 1-2 hundred years by now, at least so it'd be nice to keep it around, but then I'll have to get my hands of a lot of money to buy it from my parents.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
weird
Status: this one appears to be traveling through time and accounts. Notice the different coloured avatar icons; every reply has been through a different spoofed email address.
Is it me or is it weird that the quote order is impossible?
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@Carnage said in Tinder is shit:
recently went into retirement, so he'll only be working 40 hours per week.
Fuck, man! Way to take one for the ungrateful team!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
Is it me or is it weird that the quote order is impossible?
weird
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
@Carnage said in Tinder is shit:
recently went into retirement, so he'll only be working 40 hours per week.
Fuck, man! Way to take one for the ungrateful team!
Yeah, I really feel he and my mother should blow the money on themselves. They deserve it.
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@Carnage said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
@Carnage said in Tinder is shit:
recently went into retirement, so he'll only be working 40 hours per week.
Fuck, man! Way to take one for the ungrateful team!
Yeah, I really feel he and my mother should blow themselves. They deserve it.
I wholeheartedly agree.
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A woman has faced court over accusations she tried to run down her partner in North Adelaide on Sunday after an argument her partner claimed started over a chip.
I believe they're referring to a fry, for us non-metric potato eaters.
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@GOG Fixed.
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LOLGF
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I suppose I should dust off my Gray Flannel Armor...
The means which Thomas Hanley selected to meet the girl who later became his wife is worthy of note, particularly by anthropologists, sociologists, and students of the bizarre. It serves, in its humble way, as an example of one of the more obscure mating customs of the late 20th century. And since this custom had an impact upon modern American industry, Hanley’s story has considerable importance.
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@blek curious that there's scare quotes around "date", but not around "socially very shy". What's the chance that means "paints figurines and has body odour problems"?
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@topspin Painting figurines is based, you're just jelly
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@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
What's the chance that means "paints figurines and has body odour problems"?
The "statements that may make other WTDWTF members uncomfortable" is