Tinder is shit
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Security Snake Oil Inc.:
the cute ones are
the bestbatshit crazy.But so are all the others, too.
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Don't worry, guys! If paying to see her with her clothes off via dating fails, you can pay to see her with her clothes off on her OnlyFans!
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@Groaner said in Tinder is shit:
Don't worry, guys! If paying to see her with her clothes off via dating fails, you can pay to see her with her clothes off on her OnlyFans!
Times are hard, yo! Bartending in the current year isn't exactly the most reliable gig. A girl's gotta make money somehow.
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It's always important to have ambitions, no matter whether you fall short or not.
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@Groaner five kids...I guess it works, even if it's just for fetish's sake.
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@boomzilla said in Tinder is shit:
@Groaner five kids...I guess it works, even if it's just for fetish's sake.
OkCupid might be full of feminist activists, but at least most of them have jobs and aren't single moms.
Now, POF... there you will find
the bottom of the barreltop shelf and classy specimens, the true cream of the cream!If I get the energy or desire, I might also check out how those userbases compare against, say, Match, CoffeeMeetsBagel and Bumble. It'll be a lot of the same people, but slightly different audience and intentions.
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@Groaner from which site did the midget's profile come from (assuming you took the screen shot)?
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@boomzilla said in Tinder is shit:
@Groaner from which site did the midget's profile come from
The previous two posts from me are from POF (the smaller font and the, um, je ne sais quoi with respect to personality are characteristic of POF profiles).
(assuming you took the screen shot)?
I would never stoop to doing such dirty work myself! I have a highly trained research team that passes me the most fascinating specimens!
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@Groaner said in Tinder is shit:
I would never stoop to doing such dirty work myself! I have a highly trained research team that passes me the most fascinating specimens!
Yeah, I follow lots of shitposters on facebook, too.
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@boomzilla said in Tinder is shit:
@Groaner said in Tinder is shit:
I would never stoop to doing such dirty work myself! I have a highly trained research team that passes me the most fascinating specimens!
Yeah, I follow lots of shitposters on
facebookWTDWTF, too.
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@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
@boomzilla said in Tinder is shit:
@Groaner said in Tinder is shit:
I would never stoop to doing such dirty work myself! I have a highly trained research team that passes me the most fascinating specimens!
Yeah, I follow lots of shitposters on
facebookWTDWTF, too.
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Well, at least she's honest and forthcoming!
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Tinder ad in the Messenger app had such a shitty picture of a woman it looked more like a bearded lady or guy in drag at a glance. I mean, either has the potential to be really hot with the right combination of looks and clothes, but not in this example... For either of the three things.
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So one of my anonymous sources was swiped by a charming lady with no full-body photos who posted the typical Four Sixes™ requirements in her profile. While I myself just might happen to meet a few or all of those requirements, I was offended by the demand on principle of someone creating standards that would reduce a metropolitan area populated by millions to a few hundred or few dozen candidates (less those who are in relationships, in prison, non-heterosexual, etc.).
Then, she vanished. Then, she came back with slightly "loosened" and "more specific" requirements:
A protective risk-taker who is also romantic, caring, and submissive, for someone to whom 7+ inches (average is 5.2), 5'9"+ (okay, 5'9" is average for a man, so she's only excluding half the population) and a full head of hair (where ~80 percent of men experience some form of balding over their lives) are important traits in a lifelong partner. Good luck.
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@Groaner said in Tinder is shit:
7+ inches
important traits in a lifelong partner
Maybe not lifelong, but still quite long.
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@Groaner: I'd love to reply Gee, that's too bad. I meet all of your criteria, but that extra apostrophe in "want's" is a deal-breaker to me.
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@Groaner Yeah, she can GLHF with finding anyone who matches all her criteria. Especially since any intelligent male would skip over her, as she's obviously a needy and lazy bitch who just wants to be pampered. You can open your own car doors and pull out your own chairs, I'm not doing that for you.
Also, with those vegetable size requirements, what is she, the EU?
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@Groaner some of these requirements, by themselves, aren't all that bad. Some of the others, and the total list, oh girl...
A favorable reading of "ideal looks" would be just that, a list of optional traits. The more of them you have, the higher your "looks" bonus is, except for the no-goatee, which seems to be a hard requirement. And as far as "that's just things I find attractive if you have them", most of them besides the dick thing seem okay-ish. At least it's 5'9 and not 6' as usual. The "character/habits" part is unclear, "looking for" seems definitely like a hard requirement (that one is reasonable though).
But people rarely read lists like that in general, and it's immediately preceded by this paragraph that says "meet at least this criteria". I'd expect a much shorter list of "minimum criteria" immediately after this sentence than the ridiculously long list, something like "looking for exclusive relationship, non-smoker" as actual deal breakers. But there's no such thing, so apparently that really are her mandatory criteria. WTF?
Side , it should IMO be either "this criterion" or "these criteria". The former would indicate something much more reasonable following, but she apparently doesn't know what she's looking for herself.As far as the 7-9" thing goes, I'm just going to assume the usual females' lack of judgment for size and that she doesn't even know how big a penis is.
the typical Four Sixes™ requirements
Not sure what that means. Is there some kind of standard template for unreasonable requirements they all copy?
@Atazhaia said in Tinder is shit:
Also, with those vegetable size requirements, what is she, the EU?
ahem, SI units please!
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@Groaner said in Tinder is shit:
So one of my anonymous sources was swiped by a charming lady with no full-body photos who posted the typical Four Sixes™ requirements in her profile. While I myself just might happen to meet a few or all of those requirements, I was offended by the demand on principle of someone creating standards that would reduce a metropolitan area populated by millions to a few hundred or few dozen candidates (less those who are in relationships, in prison, non-heterosexual, etc.).
Then, she vanished. Then, she came back with slightly "loosened" and "more specific" requirements:
A protective risk-taker who is also romantic, caring, and submissive, for someone to whom 7+ inches (average is 5.2), 5'9"+ (okay, 5'9" is average for a man, so she's only excluding half the population) and a full head of hair (where ~80 percent of men experience some form of balding over their lives) are important traits in a lifelong partner. Good luck.
I match most of those things, I'd still not be interested, not because of looks but because she comes off as a horrible person.
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@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
the typical Four Sixes™ requirements
Not sure what that means.
Maybe it is similar to @Tsaukpaetra's "nine fives"?
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@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
The former would indicate something much more reasonable following, but she apparently doesn't know what she's looking for herself.
Yeah, she wants someone whose is both "[a] risk taker" and "submissive". Good luck with that.
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@Atazhaia said in Tinder is shit:
@Groaner Yeah, she can GLHF with finding anyone who matches all her criteria. Especially since any intelligent male would skip over her, as she's obviously a needy and lazy bitch who just wants to be pampered. You can open your own car doors and pull out your own chairs, I'm not doing that for you.
I'll gladly open door, make way for, pull out chairs, help with putting on a coat, etc. I like doing that stuff. IMO needy lazy bitch problem lies elsewhere.
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@Zerosquare said in Tinder is shit:
@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
The former would indicate something much more reasonable following, but she apparently doesn't know what she's looking for herself.
Yeah, she wants someone whose is both "[a] risk taker" and "submissive". Good luck with that.
That would be a "brat" more or less.
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@Groaner said in Tinder is shit:
a full head of hair (where ~80 percent of men experience some form of balding over their lives)
TBF to her, she's saying "Ages: 23-33" so excluding balding at that age isn't really the worse of her filters (and she doesn't say she wants it to stay that way forever either).
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@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
the typical Four Sixes™ requirements
Not sure what that means. Is there some kind of standard template for unreasonable requirements they all copy?
It's something like six-pack (abs), six figure (income), six foot (height), six inch (penis)
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@Zerosquare said in Tinder is shit:
@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
the typical Four Sixes™ requirements
Not sure what that means.
Maybe it is similar to @Tsaukpaetra's "nine fives"?
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@hungrier said in Tinder is shit:
It's something like six-pack (abs), six figure (income), six foot (height), six inch (penis)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxnN05vOuSM
FileUnder: too many 6
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@hungrier said in Tinder is shit:
It's something like six-pack (abs), six figure (income), six foot (height), six inch (penis)
What does the woman brings in exchange: 6 blowjobs per day?
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@Zerosquare said in Tinder is shit:
@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
the typical Four Sixes™ requirements
Not sure what that means.
Maybe it is similar to @Tsaukpaetra's "nine fives"?
Once we get to ten fours we'll be okay...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
@Zerosquare said in Tinder is shit:
@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
the typical Four Sixes™ requirements
Not sure what that means.
Maybe it is similar to @Tsaukpaetra's "nine fives"?
Once we get to ten fours we'll be okay...
That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible!
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@hungrier said in Tinder is shit:
@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
the typical Four Sixes™ requirements
Not sure what that means. Is there some kind of standard template for unreasonable requirements they all copy?
It's something like six-pack (abs), six figure (income), six foot (height), six inch (penis)
Two out of four.
Filed under: no, I won't say
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Here's another four-sixer:
I've seen this pattern more than I'd like, and I don't understand it. "I want a ragebeast alpha male who could kill me with his bare hands... except he somehow won't, and this criterion is a critical factor which I will use in choosing a partner with whom I plan to spend the rest of my life, or at least until the next dopamine hit."
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@Groaner said in Tinder is shit:
with whom I plan to spend the rest of my life, or at least until the next dopamine hit.
Could be the same time.
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@Groaner So, how fat was she?
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@Groaner said in Tinder is shit:
I've seen this pattern more than I'd like, and I don't understand it. "I want a ragebeast alpha male who could kill me with his bare hands... except he somehow won't, and this criterion is a critical factor which I will use in choosing a partner with whom I plan to spend the rest of my life, or at least until the next dopamine hit."
It's a standard attraction for women, nothing surprising about it.
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@Groaner said in Tinder is shit:
Here's another four-sixer:
I've seen this pattern more than I'd like, and I don't understand it. "I want a ragebeast alpha male who could kill me with his bare hands... except he somehow won't, and this criterion is a critical factor which I will use in choosing a partner with whom I plan to spend the rest of my life, or at least until the next dopamine hit."
I am one of those men that match the requirement. I am 192 cm tall, I exercise for muscle bulk, and I have a lot of years in martial arts. I also know how to shoot guns. That I am able does not mean I am inclined to.
Most women want a man like that because it makes them feel safe with them. There is also the father complex, where a significantly larger man feels more like a father. I've run into that a bunch of times as well.
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@blek said in Tinder is shit:
@Groaner So, how fat was she?
There were no full body photos. Does that answer your question?
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@Groaner said in Tinder is shit:
There were no full body photos. Does that answer your question?
Maybe she doesn't have a wide-angle lens
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@Carnage said in Tinder is shit:
I am 192 cm tall, I exercise for muscle bulk, and I have a lot of years in martial arts.
On the Internet, nobody knows you're not a dog.
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@Zerosquare
Unless you are a puppy, then you are an FBI agent
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People ITT
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@topspin I'm not saying she's fat or anything, just that she could sit on a binary tree and flatten it to a linked list in constant time
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So apparently, all popular dating apps and sites now allow you to specify whether you're vaccinated or not. On one hand, I don't want to lie on profile since the truth will come out sooner or later and that's game over. On the other, I don't want to date the kind of girl who proudly displays on her profile that she's not vaccinated.
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@Gąska said in Tinder is shit:
So apparently, all popular dating apps and sites now allow you to specify whether you're vaccinated or not. On one hand, I don't want to lie on profile since the truth will come out sooner or later and that's game over. On the other, I don't want to date the kind of girl who proudly displays on her profile that she's not vaccinated.
I think the only ethical thing to do is A/B testing.
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@Gąska said in Tinder is shit:
So apparently, all popular dating apps and sites now allow you to specify whether you're vaccinated or not. On one hand, I don't want to lie on profile since the truth will come out sooner or later and that's game over. On the other, I don't want to date the kind of girl who proudly displays on her profile that she's not vaccinated.
I don’t understand the problem. I would understand if your last sentence was reversed. Just say “vaccinated” and be done with it.
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