Programming Memes Thread
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Was it a linked list?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Programming Memes Thread:
Was it a linked list?
In your case, what was the linked list wearing?
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@dkf said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Programming Memes Thread:
Was it a linked list?
In your case, what was the linked list wearing?
The correct question is "Was the link a 404?"
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@dkf said in Programming Memes Thread:
what was the linked list wearing?
I don't know, but here's a list of Links; they're mostly wearing green:
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@topspin No, but you split the mango and find out it was rotten throughout on the inside.
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@PleegWat I'm not a DB guy, but is MongoDB really that bad?
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@remi Jepsen called. Maybe.
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@remi said in Programming Memes Thread:
@PleegWat I'm not a DB guy, but is MongoDB really that bad?
Eventually.
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@remi said in Programming Memes Thread:
@PleegWat I'm not a DB guy, but is MongoDB really that bad?
It depends.
On what you use it for.
On if and how you implement your datamodel.
On your level of knowledge of and experience with MongoDB.Reality is that MongoDB is often used by nitwits, to store perfectly relational data in a non-normalized way, whilst totally lacking any knowledge of Mongo (or any other database for that matter). Because raisins.
The same actually as with relational databases.
Bonus word of the day: whilst.
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@boomzilla this is still sometimes a thing.
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@remi said in Programming Memes Thread:
@PleegWat I'm not a DB guy, but is MongoDB really that bad?
Usually... Yes. But only usually.
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@DogsB said in Programming Memes Thread:
@remi said in Programming Memes Thread:
@PleegWat I'm not a DB guy, but is MongoDB really that bad?
Usually... Yes. But only usually.
Sometimes it is worse.
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@dkf said in Programming Memes Thread:
@DogsB said in Programming Memes Thread:
@remi said in Programming Memes Thread:
@PleegWat I'm not a DB guy, but is MongoDB really that bad?
Usually... Yes. But only usually.
Sometimes it is worse.
It can be as sane as CouchDB, if it's used just like CouchDB...
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@boomzilla said in Programming Memes Thread:
Dunno, table stakes involve a "This Side Toward Enemy" label.
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@dkf said in Programming Memes Thread:
@DogsB said in Programming Memes Thread:
@remi said in Programming Memes Thread:
@PleegWat I'm not a DB guy, but is MongoDB really that bad?
Usually... Yes. But only usually.
Sometimes it is worse.
If you think that the sets of
A >= B
and
A > B
are mutually exclusive, then I think that the guy who does your code reviews needs to pay careful attention.
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@hungrier Did they make the meme with the username and user name swapped around on purpose to trigger nerds?
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@Zecc if it's not easy, I do it again until it is. But that makes things a lot harder.
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@The_Quiet_One Top-left one is that far from the Real Thing...
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@The_Quiet_One I like that typeface.
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@The_Quiet_One said in Programming Memes Thread:
Meh. Requirements were unclear. Product Owner to clarify with customer.
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@dkf said in Programming Memes Thread:
@The_Quiet_One said in Programming Memes Thread:
Meh. Requirements were unclear. Product Owner to clarify with customer.
Coward!
"5000 units built of bottom-right model, advise as to field results."
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@The_Quiet_One it seems perfectly fine to me...
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@Tsaukpaetra You might be a robot then
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra You might be a robot then
... Well, shit. Better work on that.
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@Zerosquare said in Programming Memes Thread:
Invert the text and you have what the front end looks like from a back end developer's perspective
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@izzion and duplicate the bottom panel for what things look like for us poor sods that have to do both at the same time.
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@izzion said in Programming Memes Thread:
Invert the text and you have what the front end looks like from a back end developer's perspective
To me, frontend always looks like a back end perspective.
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@Gustav IOW, when doing frontend you're always in the deep arse?
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@topspin Took me a bit.
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@topspin just realized it could use a bit of De Morgan’s laws. There’s a whole lot of nots in there.
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@topspin Both of the NOR gates have only single inputs, which makes them just inverters.
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@topspin This ladder makes no fucking sense whatsoever...
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@Tsaukpaetra, expert in the sense of fucking.
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@Gustav said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra, expert in the sense of fucking.
Status: mind fuck.
Also, can someone shut off this tinnitus? It's getting quite annoying...
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@topspin I like that logic gate.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Gustav said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra, expert in the sense of fucking.
Status: mind fuck.
Also, can someone shut off this tinnitus? It's getting quite annoying...
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