The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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My D&D character can't decide whether to join the Bards' College or the Thieves' Guild. He'll just have to weigh the prose and the cons, I guess...
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I've discovered that, once again, my next cat will be a she. I was hoping for a male, so that I could call him Meow Zedong.
Or alternatively, Chairman Meow.
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@admiral_p said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I've discovered that, once again, my next cat will be a she. I was hoping for a male, so that I could call him Meow Zedong.
Or alternatively, Chairman Meow.
I think Eclipse has a similar idea. The current version of their online IDE is Che. The next one will probably be Castro, then Lenin, then Stalin, then Mao. (They don't seem to have a pun in mind, unfortunately.)
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Landscaping company
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A good stripper name would be ZZ Topless
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There was a man who entered a local newspaper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
the after state is objectively better.
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OK, I'll admit it.
As much as I enjoyed the Harry Potter books and (most of) the movies, I feel the character of Nearly Headless Nick was rather poorly executed.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Brad and Angelina named their first child Shilo Pitt.
I guess nobody told them about spoonerisms.
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A good pun is its own reword.
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If I leave money in the bank in a special account, they will periodically add to that money an amount proportional to the value already in there.
Interesting.
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My zoologist friend says she 's a big fan of pachyderms, but I only ever hear her talk about elephants and rhinoceros. I think that's a bit hippocritical.
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Spiders are the only web developers who truly enjoy finding bugs.
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I was going to make an anal sex pun, butt fuck it.
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I had a friend who was addicted to brake fluid; he said he could stop any time he wanted to.
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I grew up in the town of Bad Axe, Michigan and my mother briefly worked as a truck driver.
She was a Bad Axe mother trucker.
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@Tsaukpaetra
I'm lost here
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@Luhmann s/m/l
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We lost all our posts for the past two weeks. Now this forum is post apocalyptic
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@hungrier said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
lost all our posts
I bet there is a meme in there
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I posted before:
Last night a storm blew off a fourth of my roof.
Oof.
I'm posting now:
I turned out on my computer but it froze at 75% of its initialization process.
Boo.
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Did you hear that Wilbur the talking pig lost his voice? It left him feeling a bit disgruntled.
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535580879385395213/645720020608876554/unknown.png
Fuck those chicks and pussies, bitches are best!
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@hungrier said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
The emergency cute things thread is
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Former Vice President
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@hungrier said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Former Vice President
? Bike-chain == Biden?
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@jinpa More former than that
Dick Cheney
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him with a bit of surprise.
"Wow, I've never had a weasel in here before! What can I get you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him with a bit of surprise.
"Wow, I've never had a weasel in here before! What can I get you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
Do most folks here even know what pop is?
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@jinpa said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him with a bit of surprise.
"Wow, I've never had a weasel in here before! What can I get you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
Do most folks here even know what pop is?
o/
I know what pop is!
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Q: Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
A: At a second hand store.
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