The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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@Mason_Wheeler Only you can prevent forest fires caused by Rita Repulsa!
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@JBert said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Actor/Comedian Albert Brooks real name is Albert Einstein.
I wonder why he changed his name?
Beside the obvious one, changing surname is not that uncommon for actors.
Say, the original name of Hong Kong actor Jacky Chan (成龍) is 陳港生, that's why his English name still have surname "Chan" instead of "Shing" or "Sing".
Note that his real surname should be "房" (Fong) instead as this is the surname of his father. His father was a spy under service of PRoC (now Taiwan) with fake name 陳志平 but has been fired after firearm misfire. When PRoC is losing the Sino-Japanese was he fleed to Hong Kong and use his old fake name So when Jacky Chan was born the surname becomes "Chan".
His son 房祖名 was given the surname that should be used.
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@cheong said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
PRoC (now Taiwan)
Aren't you mixing up your Chinas here?
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The Englishman was taking a tour through southern Europe and was visiting Spain. In one town he stopped at a small cafe, and while he sipped his chocolate he noticed a cat perched in the window sill.
"Hello there Fluffy?" The man called, "Where are your friends?"
The waiter who was nearby shook his head. "No, Senor, here we are allowed only one cat. It is by ancient tradition."
The Englishman was confused. "Why would this be? who would be so cruel as to limit you to a single moggy?"
"you would understand," the Waiter replied, "If you had been born in Cat-aloneia!"
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@nerd4sale said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@cheong said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
PRoC (now Taiwan)
Aren't you mixing up your Chinas here?
Yup. I mixed up. :P
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gribnit It's a park ranger.
Where's his park Squanto?
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Why are hit points so popular?
They're the life of the party!
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@JBert Now do ports!
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@ixvedeusi said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@JBert Now do ports!
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@ixvedeusi said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@JBert Now do ports!
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@ixvedeusi said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@JBert Now do ports!
As in "memory penetration port"?
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
But did they have probable caws? Pass the case to the Crow Counsel!
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@boomzilla And then the Mordors began.
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@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@ixvedeusi said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@JBert Now do ports!
As in "memory penetration port"?
.... For 11 seconds I was trying to determine what this was. I very nearly settled on "large woman in thin dress fell off stage".
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@HardwareGeek Computer vision still has a long way to go.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Whatever happened to sexstein?
he's right there ... behind that girl in her dirndl
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The menu at the Weatherman Cafe:
Chili Today
Hot Tamale
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@ixvedeusi said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@JBert Now do ports!
As in "memory penetration port"?
.... For 11 seconds I was trying to determine what this was. I very nearly settled on "large woman in thin dress fell off stage".
Is your screen height not high enough to see the full picture?
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@Karla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@ixvedeusi said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@JBert Now do ports!
As in "memory penetration port"?
.... For 11 seconds I was trying to determine what this was. I very nearly settled on "large woman in thin dress fell off stage".
Is your screen height not high enough to see the full picture?
No. Plenty of space. Just a bad rng seed.
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@Karla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@ixvedeusi said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@JBert Now do ports!
As in "memory penetration port"?
.... For 11 seconds I was trying to determine what this was. I very nearly settled on "large woman in thin dress fell off stage".
Is your screen height not high enough to see the full picture?
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
For the number they decided on, I think they must have been more like these:
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For all the indian folks out there--
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@Benjamin-Hall For all the Indians here who are knowledgeable about Queen lyrics.
Not even sure myself, but I could hazard a guess.
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@jinpa said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall For all the Indians here who are knowledgeable about Queen lyrics.
Not even sure myself, but I could hazard a guess.
Spoiler
Bohemian Rhapsody: "Mama, just killed a man" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ
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@Benjamin-Hall much more popular than "We Char The Rampions".
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@Benjamin-Hall Here, have a taste of this fine Amontillado...
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